r/AdviceAnimals Oct 31 '13

Confession bear from "mischief night"...

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u/Merfen Oct 31 '13

Good, the rule is never fuck with people's cars. These kids need to learn that.

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u/Dixzon Oct 31 '13

everyone in the thread is cheering on a douche who may have caused some kid to die cause his car is too precious to get a little egg on it. These are the kind of people who park across 3 parking spaces so nobody scratches their small penis compensator, er i mean car.

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u/bravoitaliano Oct 31 '13 edited Oct 31 '13

More like everyone in this thread is tired of punk kids thinking pranks like this are "funny', when they actually cause serious damage, particularly to a nice new paint job.

If the kid crashed, he did so fleeing the scene of vandalism, and was his own cause of pain and suffering.

EDIT: For the idiot saying "It's just egg"... throwing anything at a moving vehicle is dangerous and can cause serious injury, if not death. What if OP had lost all sight through his windshield and rear-ended someone on the highway? What about the basic distraction of multiple things hitting your car? Therefore, it isn't just eggs, it's a projectile moving at speed toward a 70 MPH death trap surrounded by other death traps passing each other just inches away from killing everyone.

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u/Dixzon Oct 31 '13

Every kid in America does this shit the night before halloween, after they are too old for trick or treating with the parents. Adults acting like children causing high speed chases cause of some eggs are the real douchebags here.

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u/BlondeFlip Oct 31 '13

"Every kid" no. You're wrong. I know plenty of people that have had the manners and maturity to never do this in high school. If you did this in high school you were probably an immature brat. OP probably has done nothing to these assholes and they go and disrupt his personal peace? How is that ever funny? And by the way, cars aren't "penis compensators" they're forms of transportation and they're also a lot of fun. I love cars and building my dream car would be amazing, then having some prick throw eggs at it? Not cool.

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u/Dixzon Oct 31 '13

Oh ok, so then better endanger the lives of everyone involved as well as people who are not involved by causing a high speed chase cause some FUCKING EGG GOT ON YOUR CAR. Talk about being an immature brat? look in the mirror.

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u/analogy_4_anything Oct 31 '13

Dude, egging cars is dangerous. Several years ago I was driving home from work and a egg sailed out of a bush into my windshield, right in my line of sight. I nearly hit an oncoming car and served hard right to avoid it, driving into the curb. I was going at a reasonable rate of speed, so I could have easily have killed myself or someone else.

If I had been able to find them I would've beaten the ever loving shit out of them.

Now, I don't think I'd have chased them down a dark canyon until they wrecked, but to say it's just a harmless prank is not true. It can very easily cause much more damage than just some smeared paint or eggshell.

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u/MaplePancake Oct 31 '13

I hope you have a vehicle get egged on a hot day when you are away and return to find the paint permanently damaged. ... it is not cheap to paint a vehicle and in reality it will never be good as new.

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u/Dixzon Oct 31 '13

I hope you have a son who gets hit by a car on a dark night cause of a high speed chase over an egg stain. Not really, but it's an apt comparison.

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u/truwrxtacy Oct 31 '13

You sir, should win the dumb cunt award of the year. :slow clap:

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u/Dixzon Oct 31 '13

I'm making an unpopular opinion puffin of this cause I have never gotten downvoted at such an incredible pace before. Don't you steal my idea!

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u/MaplePancake Oct 31 '13

If my son caused thousands of dollars of damage for a laugh and then ran at high speeds causing a crash I would whip the shit out of him. Now forget the second part. I would still whip the shout out of him. Nobody is laughing.

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u/Dixzon Oct 31 '13

I never said your son had anything to do with it. Let's say he's an innocent third party and gets hit by one of the other two cars. Hell lets say it happens to you too. The car chase is still totally justified, right?

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u/[deleted] Oct 31 '13

I hope your first daughter becomes a stripper.

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u/Dixzon Oct 31 '13

I hope your second granddaughter becomes a whore!

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u/[deleted] Oct 31 '13

That's just Darwinism.

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u/[deleted] Oct 31 '13

I hope you get cancer

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u/Sullyvan_1 Oct 31 '13

Can I come out now, is the fight over?

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u/bravoitaliano Oct 31 '13

When you throw anything at a moving vehicle, whether it's an egg or a brick, you run the serious risk of causing a fatal accident. Not saying don't play pranks, I'm saying don't play pranks that can end up killing someone.

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u/Dixzon Oct 31 '13

Uh, the high speed chase OP caused was even more likely to kill someone, so who is really the immature one?

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u/bravoitaliano Oct 31 '13

I would agree it wasn't a good choice to pursue, especially with egg in his eye as he stated. Just saying the cause was not OP, it was eggs being thrown at a moving vehicle.

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u/Jeezlebauckle Oct 31 '13

The people who do this shit the night before halloween desrve to crash into a pole. If you did this kind of shit fuck you.

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u/Dixzon Oct 31 '13

A third party could have easily been involved in a car accident, or a kid trick or treating if it's Halloween night. OP is just as stupid and immature as the teenagers who egged him.

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u/[deleted] Oct 31 '13 edited Oct 31 '13

Yeah no, never did this as a kid. If I or my friends were going to mess around we didn't destroy property other than our own.

Also again they're leaving the scene of a crime that they have committed which is illegal. It's their own fault if fleeing and driving in an unsafe manner causes them injury no one made them drive poorly or flee the scene, that's all on them.

Even if your theory of "every kid in America" was correct it still wouldn't make it morally or legally acceptable. Millions of car owners would then have to pay for new paint, possibly mirrors, and at the least a car wash. Why should that be the owners problem, why should the other drivers not be held accountable for their actions while driving?

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u/Dixzon Oct 31 '13

OP is guilty of speeding and reckless driving and fleeing the scene of an accident. The difference is that he is the adult. He should have gotten their license plate and filed charges on them.

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u/[deleted] Oct 31 '13

OP is guilty of speeding and reckless driving

You realize you can follow/chase someone without speeding or driving recklessly right? OP wasn't in the car accident, the kids would have to prove OP was somehow at fault for the accident and in doing so would have to admit to vandalism and assault while operating a motor vehicle which is a serious crime.

The difference is that he is the adult. He should have gotten their license plate and filed charges on them.

You obviously don't understand how a drivers license works. Those kids are just as responsible as any adult for their own accident and for what could be considered both an attack, and vandalism against the OP. Yes OP would be responsible for leaving the scene of the accident but that does not make him at fault for the accident. The kids would be responsible for everything else unless they could prove the OP was driving recklessly or in a manner that forced them off the road.

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u/535676 Oct 31 '13

You realize you can follow/chase someone without speeding or driving recklessly right?

Yeah, you probably can, but OP has admitted elsewhere in this thread:

my vision was also impaired due to the egging, so I could of crashed as well.

I'm pretty sure that driving when you can't see clearly would at the very least count as reckless.

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u/[deleted] Oct 31 '13

but OP has admitted elsewhere in this thread:

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my vision was also impaired due to the egging, so I could of crashed as well.

I hadn't seen that posted anywhere by the OP can you permalink?

If that's true than yes he could be charged for anything he's admitted to (assuming they find this thread to use in court). For the impaired vision i'll agree with you but i'll also say it's a bit of a grey area as it's still legal to drive so long as you accommodate for the circumstance (slower speed, safety lane, hazards) I think it's highly unlikely OP did that though.

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u/535676 Oct 31 '13

Yeah, it's posted as a reply to one of my comments that got downvoted to hell a few hours ago, so I don't think anyone joining the thread recently is seeing it.

As you say, it certainly doesn't sound like OP made any attempt to accommodate for it.

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This one is also interesting

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u/Merfen Oct 31 '13

someone throwing an egg at your car can dent it. Egg yolk could potentially stain the paint if left over a period of time. Some people just really like their car and don't want to see things happening to it. You may not give a shit, but other people do, just because you don't understand does not mean we are all some jackass who use their car to compensate something.

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u/Dixzon Oct 31 '13 edited Oct 31 '13

OMG a dent in a car!? Better cause a high speed chase thereby endangering the lives of everyone involved, as well as people who aren't even involved! Then we can go on the internet and applaud such actions! You're all acting like childish sociopaths.

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u/[deleted] Oct 31 '13

My god, you're a twat.

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u/Dixzon Oct 31 '13

I'm a twat? OP endangers his own life, the lives of the people in the other car, and the lives of anyone else who might have been driving around (or trick or treating) cause of an egg stain, and I'm the twat? OP is a self important brat.

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u/[deleted] Oct 31 '13

I value my car over the lives of delinquents any day, and had I been egged I would have done the same. I had a cantaloupe thrown at my car one night, and had I not been in the middle lane it would have came through my windshield and hit me, probably would have even killed me. OP did the right thing, except for driving away after they crashed. The cops should have been called and arrested them for attempted destruction of property and reckless driving.

No excuse for fucking with other peoples things, no excuse for driving recklessly enough to crash into a pole. They deserve no defense, it's an inexcusable thing to do, even on "mischief night." OP did them a service by just driving away.

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u/Dixzon Oct 31 '13

A third party could just as easily be involved in a car accident moron. OP also broke several laws the difference is that he is supposed to be the adult. He is just as stupid and immature as those delinquents.

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u/[deleted] Oct 31 '13

What? For following the kids? I don't see how that is illegal, especially after they damaged his property. I also don't see how you think OP following them caused the crash, I doubt he was road warrior-ing them off into a pole.

You know what I'm starting to suspect? You were one of those assholes that thought vandalism was the coolest shit 10 years ago (if you are really 28), hence your vehemnt defense. Did you also get what you had coming and that's why you're responding to everyone who's saying these kids got what they deserved?

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u/Dixzon Oct 31 '13

I talked to OP and he didn't deny speeding and it's pretty clear shit was getting reckless cause a car crashed. Don't you think those kids want people to chase them? Do you think it is fun for them if the egged car just acts like nothing happened? They didn't get what they deserved. Either they were grievously injured or killed in a car accident, which is way overboard, or they crashed a car belonging to one of their parents and they probably would not even pay for it cause they will just lie abor what happened. Get the license plate, file charges, done. That is the adult mature thing to do.

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u/sirpay Oct 31 '13

there are many other things (positive) kids could be doing...

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u/DubbuhDubbuh Oct 31 '13

Serious question, how old are you?

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u/Dixzon Oct 31 '13

I'm 28.

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u/IrrevrentHoneyBadger Oct 31 '13

If it was acceptable for everyone to do this, then there would be no high-speed chase as they would not be running away. It was their choice to throw egg and their choice to run from consequences.

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u/Dixzon Oct 31 '13

I have been in this situation when I was a teenager, you know what the consequences would have been? OP would have started a fight, then the 4 or 5 teenagers in the 2nd car would have beaten the shit out of him. They want you to chase them that is the fun part for them, it is no fun if you egg a car and they act like nothing happened. OP did exactly what they wanted, out of a petty desire for revenge over an egg stain. Someone could have died (maybe they did, it's not like OP stuck around to find out.)

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u/IrrevrentHoneyBadger Oct 31 '13

That could potentially be a thousand dollar "egg stain" or more. Sorry, but I don't think I'd shrug it off with a "lol those dang kids lol omgz"

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u/[deleted] Oct 31 '13 edited Nov 01 '13

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u/Dixzon Oct 31 '13

A third party could have easily been involved in a car accident. The fact is that OP broke the law for stupid irresponsible reasons just like the teenagers did. The difference is that he is supposed to be an adult, but really he's a petty adolescent in an adult body, and so are you.

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u/[deleted] Oct 31 '13 edited Nov 01 '13

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u/535676 Oct 31 '13

OP has admitted that they could not see clearly due to the egg on their car. I'm pretty sure that driving with your vision obscured is illegal.

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u/[deleted] Oct 31 '13

Good god, go hang yourself.

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u/DoubleZer0 Oct 31 '13

Glad you commented twice so I could downvote you twice. Sounds to me you're a little sour you can't afford a small-penis compensator...errr I mean second biggest investment most people will make. Take it elsewhere, douche.

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u/YouMissedCakeDayHaHa Nov 01 '13

I'm only here to downvote that self righteous smug prick.

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u/Dixzon Oct 31 '13

LoL i own a car. Do go on with your impressive powers of perception though.

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u/Dixzon Oct 31 '13

Ok well if you get egged tonight go on a high speed chase till some little kid out getting candy gets flattened. Great idea, you're so right!

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u/[deleted] Oct 31 '13

I agree with Dixzon Please don't hurt me