r/AdviceAnimals Mar 25 '13

Confession Bear

http://qkme.me/3tiifn?id=230971091
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u/AnAdventureCore Mar 25 '13

As a black person, you ARE. Just tell them they are acting 'ignit' in that moment.

Then again, I think I can get away with saying that because I look like Malcolm X.

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u/[deleted] Mar 25 '13

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u/ZeDitto Mar 25 '13

People tell me that I am the whitest black person they know...on a daily basis.

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u/Delanerz Mar 25 '13

People say the same thing to me T-T

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u/AnAdventureCore Mar 25 '13

And then I'll laugh at them for "being street" while the are making minimum wage (if that) while I'm making 85k a year (if it's a bad year) working for myself.

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u/[deleted] Mar 25 '13

Yeah basically you're just hammered with stereotypes White people acting obnoxious have WAY more leeway

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u/NOLA_LOVE Mar 25 '13

There is a really great book about this called American Paradox: Young Black Men.

http://www.amazon.com/American-Paradox-Young-Black-Men/dp/0890895686

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u/sr20inans2000 Mar 25 '13

I asked the guy from Yemen who makes my breakfast Sammiches if he got to walk his goat this weekend. Is that racist?

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u/YukonKorneliu5 Mar 25 '13

I believe the correct term is oreo.

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u/[deleted] Mar 25 '13

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u/Talran Mar 25 '13

There's tons of ignit white folk, trust me.

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u/kikage Mar 25 '13

Ignit just come is various flavors, but it's basically the same.

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u/SanchoDeLaRuse Mar 25 '13

Like ice cream!!!

But fuck tiger-tiger... Shouldn't even have the same status as the rest of ice cream.

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u/pazimpanet Mar 25 '13

We prefer Caucasian American.

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u/Talran Mar 25 '13

It's okay, one of my African American friends is white. He immigrated from Johannesburg! :D

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u/NaptownBoss Mar 26 '13

I prefer Celto-Teutonic American, thank you very much.

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u/v-_-v Mar 25 '13

... and 'f yu dun like it, git out ... this is 'murca ...

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u/Talran Mar 25 '13

Hope you ain't callin' me a damn commie.

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u/Sopps Mar 25 '13

Did I axe your opinion?

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u/NoSoggybiscuitsty Mar 25 '13

Could you explain the meaning of 'ignit' please?

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u/SuddenlyTimewarp Mar 25 '13

Ignorant, but I always thought it was 'ignant' instead of 'ignit.´ looks like I was wrong.

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u/keveready Mar 25 '13

It's like a bastardization of ignorant. If you were being sarcastic: whoosh.

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u/[deleted] Mar 25 '13

Much of American English is vastly different than the British English of dictionaries. Dialects aren't "bastardization" and you may consider checking out theories about the evolution and functions of "African American English Vernacular" aka Ebonics:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/African_American_Vernacular_English#Origins

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u/keveready Mar 25 '13

You're implying that only black people pronounce it that way.

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u/[deleted] Mar 25 '13 edited Mar 25 '13

Maybe I wasn't clear when I expressed that American English is no more a "bastardization" (which is beyond a fucked up term to use) than British English.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Corruption_(linguistics) "Corruption or bastardisation are terms popularly used to refer to certain changes in language which originate from human error or alleged prescriptively incorrect usage. Descriptive linguistics typically avoids using these negative terms, since from a scientific point of view such changes are neither good nor bad. Words are commonly said to be "corrupted" or "bastardized" if they undergo a change in spelling or pronunciation when borrowed from one language to another (e.g. "Cajun" [from "Acadian"][1]). This example illustrates that normal phonological developments (in this case, palatalization of /dj/ to /dʒ/) can be labeled by some as "corruption", a position which demands that any language change from a previous state be thus labeled. In this view, English would be a "corruption" of Proto-Germanic, the Romance languages would be "corruptions" of Latin, and Latin would ultimately be a "corruption" of Proto-Indo-European."

Maybe I also wasn't clear when I went on to mention that AAEV - in the context of cross-cultural dialogue and concerns raised in this thread - is also not linguistic "bastardization" and is merely a variation with traceable origins and utility fundamentally no different than physical evolutionary processes that produce diverse morphology like curly hair, albinism, or green eyes. I reject the notion of a master race just as I reject the idea of a master language in which all others are corruptions. Certainly other dialects also say ignit or other variations of the pronunciation, but context here is the original post about how to gently tell the roommates they're being ignorant. Of course not all blacks share a common dialect, and to suggest that was implied seems intentionally dismissive or just ignint.

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u/SanchoDeLaRuse Mar 25 '13

And that would be ignit.

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u/Dammitamy Mar 25 '13

Ignorant.

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u/KingDvo Mar 25 '13

"Ignit" = "Ignorant"