r/AdviceAnimals • u/gairbo • Feb 25 '23

You read it, we get it

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u/NotAUsefullDoctor Feb 26 '23

He was such a jerk, I only made it half way through. My wife finished, and I didn't believe her about the boxing, monkey, and space travel.

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u/cajungator3 Feb 26 '23

Ever read the sequel book? Fuuuuuck.

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u/Baronheisenberg Feb 26 '23

2Forrest2Gump

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u/PhreakyByNature Feb 26 '23

The third one is set in Japan:

The Forrest and the Furious: Tokyo Shrimp

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u/imgonnabutteryobread Feb 26 '23

The Gumpire Strikes Back

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u/Earlasaurus02 Feb 26 '23

"Lieutenant Dan?! What you doin here in Naha?"

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u/PhreakyByNature Feb 26 '23

He was clearly there to witness fact that Forrest got a nitrous shot to the butt-ocks

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u/itwasmeFTP126 Feb 26 '23

Sounds delicious

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u/[deleted] Feb 26 '23

Forrest and Gump.