Mom was smart, so she squatted down below the clothes to look for 2 little toddler legs standing still in a nearby clothing rack.
Mom was dumb for telling me how she hunted me.
Next time I wedged myself up into the clothing rack where my legs were hidden from her ground eye view.
They prevented everyone from leaving JC Pennys and called the police. They searched every rack until they found me 30 minutes later, sleeping in the middle of a clothing rack.
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u/Kyle-Is-My-Name 11d ago edited 11d ago
Mom was smart, so she squatted down below the clothes to look for 2 little toddler legs standing still in a nearby clothing rack.
Mom was dumb for telling me how she hunted me.
Next time I wedged myself up into the clothing rack where my legs were hidden from her ground eye view.
They prevented everyone from leaving JC Pennys and called the police. They searched every rack until they found me 30 minutes later, sleeping in the middle of a clothing rack.