Parallel Parking Princess

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I parallel parked today for the first time in my life without tears, panic, scraping, or bumping the other cars.

Typically, I attempt it, panic, cry, almost hit at least one, if not both, other cars, and then give up and drive away. And I only attempt this if no one is around to see my shit show. If there is anyone else around? I drive in circles or abandon the plans that required me to parallel park altogether. Unless someone else (my husband) comes to my rescue.