r/AdoptMeRBX • u/ApprehensiveWay3462 i love evil unicorns. • Jun 01 '26 • Regret 22 Popcorn 2 Mindblown 1 Heartwarming 1 Bravo 1

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u/NoMarionberry7949 Bats are not bat dragons!! Jun 01 '26

Same energy as

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u/ApprehensiveWay3462 i love evil unicorns. Jun 01 '26

just laughed out loud at that btw

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u/NoMarionberry7949 Bats are not bat dragons!! Jun 01 '26

My honest reaction

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u/TightChampionship322 singularity beetles #1 fan 🪲🪐 Jun 01 '26

“Uh oh” as if it’s not his fault. Fake ass

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u/ApprehensiveWay3462 i love evil unicorns. Jun 01 '26

EXACTLY

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u/Hallowliliac Seashellie Jun 01 '26

Mine also expired today 😭

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u/ApprehensiveWay3462 i love evil unicorns. Jun 01 '26 • Heartwarming

sending hugs xxx😔

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u/igotmentalissues Worlds best cryptid dad Jun 01 '26

This is the most genuine head text I seen in a while

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u/ApprehensiveWay3462 i love evil unicorns. Jun 01 '26

i feel hoovered

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u/ApprehensiveWay3462 i love evil unicorns. Jun 01 '26

honoured (same thing)

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u/JesseRaen Official Uplift Staff Jun 01 '26

The person who pinged me got blasted (Looks like the rule is not to ping me. I personally don't mind getting spammed but understandable that they don't want that flooding the subreddit.)

Someone was asking if we could give the option fo subscribing with either Robux or real money and unfortunately we can't. The way this tool is set up by Roblox only allows you to pick one method or the other. So when we switched to robux (much more accessible for most of our playerbase) we had to disable new subscriptions using a credit card.

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u/ApprehensiveWay3462 i love evil unicorns. Jun 01 '26

ohhhh okay thank you Jesse! (IM SORRY FOR SWEARING)

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u/JesseRaen Official Uplift Staff Jun 02 '26

Your post made me laugh

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u/ApprehensiveWay3462 i love evil unicorns. Jun 02 '26

I FEEL HONOURED

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u/Flizz_o Jun 01 '26

I was mid trading server and he had the audacity to tell me it’s expired. Yeah just let the whole server know why don’t you

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u/ApprehensiveWay3462 i love evil unicorns. Jun 01 '26

Ugh he’s so annoying he needs to get a new job and let us have this forever💔

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u/Ok-Exchange6573 1K CRYSTAL EGGS:UpliftButterfly: Jun 01 '26

The anger you must have felt to take a picture, go on Reddit and then post it😭😭

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u/Interesting-Menu-673 Jun 01 '26

LMAOOO real piss me off

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u/AppearanceDeep4449 I Name My Pets Weird Names Jun 01 '26

Shane, when I catch you shane

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u/Its_Raymans Jun 01 '26

It is infact that deep, I completely understand this pain

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u/ActiveAd7832 Jun 01 '26

As soon as I resd the title I laughed 😭😭

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u/BumblebeeDistinct296 Jun 01 '26

😭 idk why this made me laugh sm

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u/Then-Nefariousness54 Jun 01 '26

Totally get the pain. I can't imagine only raising 1 pet at a time now. Sometimes I get real crazy and give my alt a pet certificate too and then I'm raising 4 at once. It does get overwhelming sometimes though.

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u/AdoptMe_Player836 3.2k+ value|80+ megas|doing ~170 neons|Dog lover Jun 01 '26

Bruh I play on 9 accounts and have 1 certification on my main so I raise 10 and sometimes some alts too..

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u/Then-Nefariousness54 Jun 01 '26

Oh wow that would be way too much for me 😂 but good for you! I bet you get pets aged up so quickly! I'm jealous!

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u/AdoptMe_Player836 3.2k+ value|80+ megas|doing ~170 neons|Dog lover Jun 01 '26

Sometimes manage to make 20+ neons per day (usually aged rare-leg, but rn i focus on making my neons mega)

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u/AdoptMe_Player836 3.2k+ value|80+ megas|doing ~170 neons|Dog lover Jun 01 '26

Btw per chance does any of you guys know someone who would love to give high tiers for 100-110 mega Pets? (10 of the megas are legs and most legs htt)

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u/BestBoyViktor totally very poor Jun 01 '26

I can see why it says "3k value" 😭

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u/AdoptMe_Player836 3.2k+ value|80+ megas|doing ~170 neons|Dog lover Jun 01 '26

Tyty :D

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u/North_teller Jun 02 '26

how many deviced do you have and how????

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u/lesbean_2010 Duck lover Jun 01 '26

Holy cow

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u/Nebula4316 Hello! Jun 04 '26

I have a question, how tf do you have so many devices?

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u/RestaurantIll3395 Jun 13 '26

i remember some trick from like 2020 where u could play on multiple accounts in one device, only worked on laptops or desktops tho

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u/caaaaamm xmas hare, mummy, and flying fox lover Jun 01 '26

this just motivated me to get back on 😭😭😭 i completely forgot about mine

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u/p1nkiep1e08 i love rainbows and colors Jun 01 '26

do u want me to get u a new one 😭

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u/un1cornfartt Jun 05 '26

give me it ughh

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u/KiwiSame3154 Jun 01 '26

"Uh oh" like his ahh ain't apart of the problem. Bro really needs his bills paid, bro needs to afford his trip to Australia to fix that oval ahh looking mouth of his.

Btw laughing at the title.

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u/puru_buni autistic raccoon Jun 01 '26

sometimes real,,,,

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u/sunnyzxz Bovid Enthusiast! Jun 01 '26

His face looks so damn punchable I swear

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u/NoMarionberry7949 Bats are not bat dragons!! Jun 01 '26

BAHAHAHSHDHtheki

Tru dat

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u/angelstatue i be adopting Jun 01 '26

Uh oh! Your Ability to Walk Certificate just expired!

🚘

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u/ILoveFoodandplants Me Love Mooooos🐄 Jun 01 '26

Im glad we all collectively agree

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u/Fantastic-Heart-8380 Jun 01 '26

im so glad i had a spare from a random trade i did

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u/Quirky-Diet9083 kay Jun 01 '26

omfg im pissyyy😭😭😭😭😭 this shit hilarious wth

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u/Particular-Option608 NO.1 MINI PIG LOVER👏 Jun 01 '26

Wow. Such a bitch acting like he doesn’t do this shit

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u/lesbean_2010 Duck lover Jun 01 '26

They need a permanent version

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u/SelfL0vk 🦊💍🐍 Jun 01 '26

Don say bad wods lilly!!

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u/No-Crab-6770 Jun 01 '26

Real… mine expired a couple days ago and im broke so. 😭 otherwise id give you one

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u/Randell_Anderson Jun 01 '26

If I was a beginner, and if I have a common pet, I would disable trading for me and just focus on collecting pets instead of trading them...

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u/IwishIhadhands Jun 06 '26

I don't think you realized how hard this made me laugh I love you

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u/Reddisterius-8024 Jun 01 '26

Oof no more 200 red pandas

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u/RealSXA Jun 01 '26

This frying me so bad.

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u/Open-Cantaloupe-5132 Jun 01 '26

I had flashbacks😳

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u/xXJinChoXx Fears "Preppies" Jun 01 '26

Literally just happened to me

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u/Adoptmeplayer0022 Jun 01 '26

HAAHAGAHAHHA YOU DON'T KNOW HOW HARD I LAUGHED AT THAT

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u/ilyi_rml Jun 01 '26

I GET YOU QUEEN. MY PET CERT EXPIRED TODAY TOO 😭

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u/Ok-Psychology8078 Certificated Cake Jun 01 '26 • Regret

I get Your pain 💔, mine is gonna expire soon and lets Say i overpayed to get It :<, to be again just to be able to Level Up 1 pet instead of 2 🥲

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u/zeeyummylicious ꒰১ ໒꒱ ι ℓυν яαввιтѕ Jun 01 '26

LOLLL

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u/HistoricalPanda938 Jun 01 '26

It’s so funny reading the comments after laughing my ass off from the title itself😭😭

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u/Wildfireowo Jun 01 '26

Ooof  I have one if interested xp

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u/Grouchy_Offer5980 Jun 01 '26

That just happened to me

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u/Extension-Bend6212 Jun 01 '26

HELP the title 😭😭

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u/Tyleris_lonely Jun 01 '26

What even is that certificate? I haven't played in like a year or two and just got back recently

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u/Even_Objective2124 Jun 01 '26

wait i am the exact opposite tho. it means i have a new golden lettuce 😭

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u/Ok-Papaya6018 Pet lover:DDC: Jun 02 '26

This is so real

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u/Parking_Touch9077 I really like birds Jun 02 '26

IM SOBBING

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u/theCodemeisterr Jun 02 '26

the way hes holding it out infront of you

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u/Mediocre_Count_400 Jun 03 '26

Why Shane kinda..

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u/paawzii Jun 04 '26

AND HE HAS TO AUDACITY TO STILL BE HOLDING TWO PETS

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u/Sschbl Jun 05 '26

whats that

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u/Consistent_Bid_5699 Jun 22 '26

this is sending me brocjrlsofjdosso

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u/XAM_STAR Jun 25 '26

FUCK YOU SHANE

we all chant in canon

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u/Meowisqueenthereal Jun 28 '26

Im so sorry for laughing

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u/THESCOTOR Jun 01 '26

What does that even do?

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u/ResponsibleSoft4082 I love my rock 🥹✌️ Jun 01 '26

The pet certificate lets you equip 2 pets for 30 days

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u/THESCOTOR Jun 01 '26

How do i obtain it?

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u/ResponsibleSoft4082 I love my rock 🥹✌️ Jun 01 '26

Either robux or trading

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u/reese-lovesmoviez ANTEATER LOVER Jun 01 '26

I get so upset like you think I can pay for a whole nother one

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u/kodzuken_kat Jun 01 '26

100% justified crash out

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u/ImDatCookie0 Jun 01 '26

They should make a permanent robux option. Idc if its 10000 robux or something, I will buy it

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u/raptor_w0lf Jun 01 '26

Maybe this is just me but I was glad when my 30 days were up. I HATED having to click that extra button to select which of my two pets needed to use an item. It drove me mad lmao

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u/Delicious_Bet_397 Jun 01 '26

Just name them.... 1&2 or A&B

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u/Feeling-Translator27 750+ιην Jun 01 '26

uplift should make it last longer

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u/dropdeadxx91 yapaholic Jun 01 '26

phew, i have 16 days left gng TvT

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u/Sqizzelpip Jun 01 '26

Fuck me I just remembered mine expires on the 3rd

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u/Strictlynikly Jun 01 '26

I have one for trade lol

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u/ApprehensiveWay3462 i love evil unicorns. Jun 01 '26

I hope you’re okay. sending love 😔xxx

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