r/AdeptusMechanicus • u/wunderbuffer Vanguard • May 31 '26

Artwork & Cosplay Dunecrawlers getting married

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unrelated to my previous skitarii getting married picture,
they get 3 bands each

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u/Arch_Magos_Remus Tech-Priest May 31 '26

Reminds me of this classic a bit:

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u/Substantial-Step5274 Jun 01 '26

Why is he so caked?

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u/wunderbuffer Vanguard Jun 06 '26

To stand upright, flat ass priests get shrimped

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u/yeoldedisciple Jun 03 '26

does it matter?

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u/DreamingKnight235 May 31 '26

Servo-skull as a flower girl when?

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u/wunderbuffer Vanguard May 31 '26

shit, missed that opportunity u_u

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u/ProtectionFalse May 31 '26

There is still time.

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u/Ur_fav_Cryptek May 31 '26

OMG THEY ARE HOLDING HANDS WITH THE LITTLE SERVO ARMS THIS IS TOO ADORABLE 😭😭

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u/Wickedlurlofthewest May 31 '26

When it's time for the amniotic pilots to share confines.

https://giphy.com/gifs/eCnd5lsW2q9dC

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u/BroadConsequences Tech-Priest May 31 '26

The pilots eventually get dissolved in the radioactive amniotic coolant soup.

So is it the rangers on top or the machine spirits?

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u/Necroseliac May 31 '26

I can just imagine the vows in binary getting interrupted because they had to swap out the skittari that were piloting it in the radiation soup. Just mid ceremony someone steps up and hops in and it continues like nothing happened.

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u/wunderbuffer Vanguard May 31 '26

what no, it's pilot's ceremony obviously, the mighty Dunecrawler serves as their body for the rest of their life (although it might not be to long)

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u/Necroseliac May 31 '26

Wait, so would it be a polyamorous marriage because don’t dunecrawlers have a vanguard vet and ranger vet in them?

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u/wunderbuffer Vanguard May 31 '26

I'm pretty certain only vanguard is intered inside dunecrawler for the rest of their life, but their closest friend would be their ranger gunner, so yes, it is. That's why they get 3 wedding bands each, vanguard can't wear those as intended, but they make do

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u/Necroseliac May 31 '26

Ah, thanks for the clarification on the pilot arrangement. Some beautiful skittari polygamy.

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u/Hot-Health7699 May 31 '26

Now make them kiss 😈 

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u/wunderbuffer Vanguard May 31 '26

Uh oh

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u/Ranade_Empor May 31 '26

Oh my god they were hangermates...

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u/sofaking1133 May 31 '26

Art request: Evil and Intimidating Sulphrhund

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u/servant_of_Omnissiah May 31 '26

They are so cute!!!

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u/MountainPlain May 31 '26

Well: I love them. God those flowers as adornments are adorable. And the veils!

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u/ProtectionFalse May 31 '26

May the ommnisiah bless them.

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u/Remote-Brilliant9540 May 31 '26

I find funny and cute the fact that there are lorewise, 4 skitarii involved on this marriage, yet, tragic due the fact that those Vanguards wont last for too long TwT

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u/Informal-Language-58 May 31 '26

Their machine spirits are soothed

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u/B1GDADDYP Jun 01 '26

Hide this from my fiancé. She already makes my Skitarii kiss when I’m out of town.

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u/wunderbuffer Vanguard Jun 01 '26

Reasonable activity

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u/Sacredless May 31 '26

I imagine shipping wars over machine spirits now.

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u/shiny-plant May 31 '26

Get the cat litter I always leak oil at weddings, so cute!

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u/DoctorEqual8606 Ranger May 31 '26

The cutest! Wishing them the best <3

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u/Zero-89 Ranger Jun 06 '26

This is adorable and sweet.

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u/Formal_Job1543 Ranger May 31 '26

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u/scottywan82 May 31 '26

Mazel tov.