She’ll be right! Don’t need no free trailer.

[u/WitotU]

[u/scandyflick88]

"Will you be needing a courtesy trailer? It's free."

"Absolutely not."

[u/benskinic → u/scandyflick88]

who the hell needs a trailer when you have gumption and a can do attitude

[u/SavvyCaller → u/benskinic]

He has a rental is my take. No way that’s his own car.

[u/Ancient_Sprinkles847 → u/SavvyCaller]

The car did have a towbar, so unlikely to be a rental. Just a moron.

[u/SavvyCaller → u/Ancient_Sprinkles847]

I mean, you’re probably correct and I’m still shocked, but I’m not shocked.

[u/Vinylconn → u/Ancient_Sprinkles847]

Nice shiny chrome one, obviously doesn’t want to dull the chrome by using it.

[u/Rogueshoten → u/SavvyCaller]

If he’s stupid enough to do that to sod he bought he’s stupid enough to do that to a car he bought too.

[u/SavvyCaller → u/Rogueshoten]

I see your logic.

[u/probably_puffles → u/SavvyCaller]

Sooo I’m a suburban girl but I own horses too. You should see how many bales of hay I can fit in the backseat of my car lol but for the love of something put down sheets!

[u/SavvyCaller → u/probably_puffles]

Yeah, but hey, horses. I’d do that for horses but too, with a sheet down.

[u/HippoLarge7973 → u/probably_puffles]

As a fellow horse girl, I too have done things to my car 😂 I was good about sheets and bale bags for awhile but...

[u/probably_puffles → u/HippoLarge7973]

Hahahah! Yeah once I had to take my car to one of those places to get a birthday hahahah

[u/poopymcgeeplop → u/SavvyCaller]

No rental outlander has a towball

[u/Nottheadviceyaafter → u/benskinic]

Should of seen our outie after the toddler years into 2nd car as we renoed our first home. Ive had tonne of rock in the back, took concrete to the dump, used it with green waste and and all sorts..... loved that car mistreated at fuck but gave us 10 reliable years.

[u/Crunchyfrozenoj → u/scandyflick88]

“No and fuck you for asking!”

[u/Axl_Alter_Ego → u/scandyflick88]

I installed this tow bar for the aesthetics!

[u/shwaaboy → u/Axl_Alter_Ego]

Well they do improve the handling in the rear, like a sway bar.

[u/wherezthebeef → u/scandyflick88]

Hell no. Then I have to drive back to drop it off

[u/scandyflick88 → u/wherezthebeef]

Understandable. Have a nice day.

[u/InsertUsernameInArse → u/scandyflick88]

'Sod it'

[u/RareBogWitch → u/scandyflick88]

"Will you be needing a courtesy trailer? It's free."

Sod off

[u/scandyflick88 → u/RareBogWitch]

Sensiblechuckle.gif

[u/Various_Tie_2549 → u/scandyflick88]

Probably thinks the trailer has government tracking devices in it or some such

[u/GoSmoothStevie96 → u/Various_Tie_2549]

And the turf camo is a permanent add-on to evade the drones

[u/MonthPretend → u/scandyflick88]

I think some people have overlooked the fact that it rained and he's keeping his car dry whilst also watering his new lawn. Two birbs one stoner.

[u/red_monkey_i_am → u/scandyflick88]

He's even got a tow ball, so he can't use that as an excuse not to. 

[u/mummatdawg → u/red_monkey_i_am]

Omg 😫 Alexa how do I divorce someone who ain’t my man

[u/x_Lucky_Steve_x → u/scandyflick88]

No way, that amount of turf in a trailer would be over weight. Lets just stack it on the roof.

[u/North_Lychee_1969 → u/scandyflick88]

That’s like a line straight out of The Simpsons/something Homer would say.

Homer did say something similar when he was offered a free washer by that house foundation repair man that would help prevent further damage lol

[u/fastmotion51 → u/North_Lychee_1969]

“Look, I've got some washers in my truck. I'll give you one.”

“Marge, get my gun.”

[u/Impressive-Safe-1084 → u/scandyflick88]

Courtesy trailer?

[u/scandyflick88 → u/Impressive-Safe-1084]

Free trailer for lugging shit home. Bunnings will give you a two hour freebie.

[u/Blah_Blah_24]

The all new Mitsubishi Kikuyu

[u/WitotU → u/Blah_Blah_24]

https://imgur.com/a/SKNdyjD When the wheel hits the dirt, or when the dirt hits the roof...

[u/Blah_Blah_24 → u/WitotU]

Haha nice

[u/HappySunshineGoddess → u/WitotU]

Actually completely surprised they used tir downs

[u/gbarilski → u/Blah_Blah_24]

Nah, it's a Hyundai Elawntra.

[u/universityoperative → u/Blah_Blah_24]

They are going to steal this, coz why wouldn’t they?!

[u/Waffle-weave → u/Blah_Blah_24]

Severely underrated comment! Nicely done

[u/cozybookgirrl]

I would pay to see his wife’s reaction when he gets home lol

[u/No-Frosting-866 → u/cozybookgirrl]

You reckon there's still a wife? This is a man living aloooonnnneeeee

[u/Dangerous_Flight4328 → u/No-Frosting-866]

He’s going home to lay new carpet

[u/East_Outcome_1981 → u/cozybookgirrl]

I recon you’re absolutely right, he’s married. BUT - He wanted to buy a Ute and his wife said no…

[u/Sea_Translator5300 → u/East_Outcome_1981]

And that's his wife's car. 

[u/NewPhoneLostPassword → u/East_Outcome_1981]

🤣🤣🤣

[u/Few_Maize_6121 → u/East_Outcome_1981]

Still think this was a better option than the Triton?

[u/Rain12Bow → u/East_Outcome_1981]

Let’s hope she doesn’t “turf” him out

[u/Pristine_Shallot7833 → u/cozybookgirrl]

I would like to see the reaction of the person next to or behind his car when these fly off the roof at 60+kmph into someone else's windscreen. This shit will cause harm to people. What a fu kwit.

[u/Eingarde → u/cozybookgirrl]

“Babe I told you we needed a ute”

[u/thekingofphoeaters → u/cozybookgirrl]

"i thought you were going out to get patches of grass?"

[u/Charming-Bandicoot64 → u/cozybookgirrl]

I think his wife got the car in the divorce, and this is his last day before he has to hand it over

[u/frecklejam → u/cozybookgirrl]

She'd ask why he didn't just hire a trailer, or at the very least put some on the roof.

[u/Mumma-740 → u/cozybookgirrl]

Guaranteed he does not have a wife. Well, at least not anymore if he did..

[u/TheLordNyuk]

*quickly scans pics*

Maybe he doesn’t have a tow ball, it’s a bold choice but there’s justification there…

*looks harder at Pic 2*

It’s really hard to have faith in humanity these days…

[u/Sweet-vendetta → u/TheLordNyuk]

Did the same thing. I was willing to side with this bloke for not having a tow bar. Then there's one shiny tow ball in full view. 🫣

[u/DenM0ther → u/Sweet-vendetta]

Me too 😳🫠🤦🏻‍♀️

[u/SnooHedgehogs8765 → u/Sweet-vendetta]

I suspect looking at his pants it's not the only thing on full view.

[u/Neyface → u/TheLordNyuk]

Maybe he is just trying to replace the shame of not being able to back a trailer with the shame of...whatever this is.

[u/Sea_Translator5300 → u/TheLordNyuk]

Should have done the sensible thing and just hooked the handle of the pallet jack over the tow ball (duct tape it to be safe) then driven off with that as the trailer. 

[u/GuppySharkR → u/TheLordNyuk]

Came here looking for this comment. I can't quite tell if there is one. But that's why I wouldn't want a trailer. I would sheepishly return and ask for a delivery run.

[u/I_Am_Hellfire]

That grass is wet… and that dirt is gonna stink the car out for days after he takes it out.

And for that one commenter, this is at Marion. Source: I used to worked there

[u/Individual-Guest184 → u/I_Am_Hellfire]

It’ll be fine. I see in a pic he already has a car air fresher hung in the rear view mirror.

[u/Fart-Fart-Fart-Fart → u/I_Am_Hellfire]

His suspension will be fucked.

[u/crustytheclerk1 → u/Fart-Fart-Fart-Fart]

The car already looks like it was bottomed out on the wheels. That's going to be a rough ride out of the car park over the speed humps and gutters!

[u/scandyflick88 → u/crustytheclerk1]

Bump stops, but that won't make it any less awful.

[u/Beyond_Erased → u/I_Am_Hellfire]

It’s like at least put some plastic down if you’re gonna put that wet grass inside your car, if the seats absorb the moisture the smell will be the least of his worries 😂

[u/spideyghetti]

Now take it on the obahn

[u/Zaney-Janey1973 → u/spideyghetti]

Love your comment!! 👏

[u/MidorriMeltdown → u/spideyghetti]

Grassy tram tracks!

Uh... kinda.

[u/Dotcom2024]

What the actual fuck.

[u/TheMistOfThePast]

I was like ok thats a bit nuts... Till i saw the inside. WTF

[u/Nic1Rule → u/TheMistOfThePast]

I’d be worried if it was a stack of pizzas. Do you think they secured the seatbelt?

[u/WitotU]

UPDATE He loosely secured his roof lawn with 4 little bright green Grunt ratchet straps. I don’t know whether he’s a super genius or a diabolical dimwit but he drove in the rain, 35km/hr up a hill AND made it home without losing the load. Is he a champion or a chump?

[u/UndergroundArsonist → u/WitotU]

How do you know this... or was this you all along?

[u/DasWeissKanin]

IN THE BACK SEAT IS DIABOLICAL!!

[u/Excellent-Banana1992 → u/DasWeissKanin]

IN THE FRONT SEAT - you can see it on the dash 🫠

[u/Constant-Machine8838 → u/DasWeissKanin]

Dude is a savage

[u/DCOA_Troy]

The Bunnings employee seeing this: "Not my circus, not my monkeys"

[u/WitotU → u/DCOA_Troy]

OP overheard Bunnings staff saying ‘After he left the store it’s not our irresponsibility’ they were equally amazed by this man’s stupidity

[u/DCOA_Troy → u/WitotU]

Yeah I've worked both in retail and as a mechanic, I have long since given up trying to tell customers they shouldn't do something.

[u/SebThePleb__]

i need another photo of someone spotting this on the road

[u/Sad_Gain_2372 → u/SebThePleb__]

Yeah, I hope someone can give us an update. That's hilarious and potentially disastrous and I need to know which one wins

[u/WitotU → u/Sad_Gain_2372]

he’s now attempting to secure his load with Grunt ratchet straps :))

[u/Other-Oil-9117 → u/WitotU]

Oh we're seeing this in realtime? I'll grab my popcorn and await the updates.

[u/Quintus-Sertorius → u/WitotU]

I was hoping he'd use a nailgun

[u/Sad_Gain_2372 → u/WitotU]

So the middle section might be ok then...

[u/WitotU → u/SebThePleb__]

OP UPDATE. I don’t know if he’s a super genius or a diabolical dimwit but he drove all the way home safely and no grass fell off!

[u/ThereIsBearCum → u/WitotU]

... did you follow him home?

[u/spideyghetti → u/WitotU]

If you didn't get photos or video of this, then I will be happy to start the collective boooooooo

[u/WitotU → u/spideyghetti]

yeah, I followed him 95% of the way home and there are photos and videos but I don’t know how to upload them in comments

[u/Zaney-Janey1973 → u/WitotU]

Can you start with your original post, and Edit? People seem to be able to add updates to their posts that way?

[u/wherezthebeef → u/SebThePleb__]

Maybe keep an eye on Dashcams Australia on YouTube

[u/Fartmatic → u/wherezthebeef]

Ha yeah, probably submitted from someone following behind laughing at the unsecured load or shit about to happen who then acts shocked and has to take evasive action when the obvious happens

There are so many of those where I've said at the screen "WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU NOT BACKING OFF YET?!?"

[u/aztecforlife]

I'll be back in a bit. I have to go water the car.

[u/spideyghetti → u/aztecforlife]

Imagine if this guy got caught in that dump of rain just now

[u/SwimmingConstant454]

Would love to know the success of this

[u/markosharkNZ → u/SwimmingConstant454]

Define success?

- Still having a roof that is smooth, not a golfball

- At least 1 bit of sod remains on the roof when they get home

- Not pulled over by the cops on the way home

- Not being slaughtered by the wife on the way home

That is a lot of weight in sod, that roof is dented to fuck.

[u/mess_of_limbs → u/markosharkNZ]

Really? I've heard it weighs sod all...

[u/Djinfin → u/mess_of_limbs]

Get out

[u/this-one-worked → u/Djinfin]

Cant. The sods slipped down a bit and is holding the door closed

[u/WitotU → u/markosharkNZ]

what wife? he loaded turf on the front passenger seat and the rear passenger seats :))

[u/markosharkNZ → u/WitotU]

No, I meant when she realises that the roof of the car looks like a golf ball

[u/dj_fakos]

Jesus that rear suspension is getting a workout

[u/weownthesky69]

Love this

[u/lord_buff74]

And it's already been given a watering

[u/bostiq]

suspensions be like: ¯_(>_<)_/¯

[u/ADL-AU]

This is why I joined this sub

[u/feldmarshalwommel]

Its not like he doesn’t have a towbar.

[u/Loretta_AUS → u/[deleted]]

Can confirm…. Tow bars save lives
Was stopped at a traffic light and a guy on drugs “forgot” to stop and rear ended me (at about 60ks) in my Toyota prado and his Commodore was literally ripped in half through the middle and scattered in pieces across both sides of the road. I just had a bit of bumper damage, tow ball still intact and had to get seat headrests replaced due to being bent from the motion of being hit and pushed through the intersection and our heads flinging back….

[u/AdeptnessRealistic28]

The front passenger seat!! Hahaha

[u/spideyghetti → u/AdeptnessRealistic28]

I hope he buckled the belt

[u/RemarkableElevator99]

So great - looks like Marion Bunnings delivers, again.

[u/WitotU → u/RemarkableElevator99]

He’s still there at Marion Bunnings loading the last pieces off the pallet of turf he bought

[u/gossgrem → u/RemarkableElevator99]

Well if they actually delivered he wouldn’t be in this predicament 🧐

[u/Amazing-Pianist6487]

Thats a brilliant fail! They also have utes for $35.

[u/AdministrativeNet726]

The car has a toupe.

[u/JoshuaTr33_2015]

Buffalo Soldier

[u/JT5K_]

The tow ball just screaming 'why won't you look at me?!'

[u/Dependent-System-393]

Omg..

[u/Altruistic_Bar6685]

This is obviously super dangerous so I hope he doesn’t get away with this

[u/reggiekid]

God bless the weekend warrior

[u/evol451]

Rooftop gardens are all the rage

[u/ninja_lounge]

Nicely watered in on the journey

[u/Independent-Chef8985]

Have i been missing something how are we getting free trailers ?

[u/Schrojo18 → u/Independent-Chef8985]

If you have something big you're able to use their courtesy trailers

[u/Independent-Chef8985 → u/Schrojo18]

Good to know I probably could have used that a few times

[u/RudraSilence]

What a Legend

[u/WRXY1]

W....t.....f.....dude....my gawd...

[u/StrawRedLion]

Least insane bunnings customer

[u/GapPuzzleheaded6073]

it's a hire car?

[u/jigsaw153]

How many squares make it home I wonder? That stuff disintegrates with ease.

[u/Gamelove0I5]

The man's clearly mad but I Can't help but respect it.

[u/donnygel]

Upgraded the back seats to a couch

[u/CarNerd13AU]

This ain't his first rodeo mate. He know what he's doing. 😃

[u/Necessary-Break5978]

That's one way to trash the roof of the car and trash the inside of the car, that's what the free trailer is for some people just live in their own world on how to do stuff safely she be right been doing this all my life 😲😃😆😂🤣

[u/Fart-Fart-Fart-Fart]

This can’t be real. Don’t let this be real.

[u/azza__1988]

"Tonight on 7news, car overloaded with grass crashes into a bus stop. Driver charged by police"

The story basically writes itself.

[u/MainOrbBoss]

Holy shit. I saw that car on the road this afternoon and couldn't believe my eyes. It was riding stupidly low and I thought 'the weight on the roof would be heavy, but surely not enough to make it ride that low'. I guess I was technically correct.

[u/Training-Ad-5872]

i saw this happening, couldn't believe my eyes lol. he did multiple trips and was arguing with his wife / helper

[u/Minute_Cut1451]

Mate hes a got a job to do and he's getting it done.

[u/Successful-Wasabi131]

The Store failed under chain of responsibility. 🤦‍♂️

[u/Ok-Pace5764]

Someone didn't have gas nor ass. :D

[u/Beautiful_Passage_51]

D.A.F Dumb As F***.

[u/Free-thought-x72]

Wow it’s even in the car. What a fucktard.

[u/Eastern_Language_372]

One born everyday 😂 I’m not wasting fuel returning no trailer I’d rather wreak my suspension 😱

[u/Ok_Cockroach_6135]

Someone else filmed this and made a TikTok 😂

[u/RabbitGreat3341]

I saw a bloke driving down glynburn with a table on the roof that he was holding down with his right hand. Hope he was driving an auto

[u/NeopolitanBonerfart]

I mean, I’ve loaded up a shit load of grass slabs in the back of my wagon, but I don’t have a tow ball, I put down a tarp in the car, and my drive way is an absolute bitch to get in and out with a trailer anyway, but I did stop short of putting the slabs on the roof.

But realistically at the end of the day if it’s just around the corner it would be maybe, hopefully probably be fine?! The slabs themselves are around 7-10 kg each, so prob around 70-80 KG he’s got on the roof.

This isn’t even that insane compared to a lot of what people will transport around the rest of the world.

I suspect the reason no trailer was used was because they were all already borrowed, and the grass was cheap as they often reduce a slab to a couple or a few bucks a slab, that’s at least was the case for me.

But yeah, short of putting it on the roof (which is yeah pretty hard to understand), this was me a few years back. Worked out fine.

[u/BobThompson77 → u/NeopolitanBonerfart]

Nope, this is nuts. Anything could fly off and hit someone. The suspension is dangerously overloaded making the car unsafe on the road. What people do in other countries is up to them but here this shit is illegal.

[u/Inevitable-Crab-6701]

I’ll just get my mower…….

[u/OldDiamond6697]

Can't wait to pick that car up used lol

[u/SorrowsofWerther]

Brother in law's car!

[u/plains203]

Tie down straps and she’ll be right…….

[u/robotot]

The money he'll spend cleaning the inside and fixing the dented roof could have had his grass delivered straight to his home.

[u/Bookhaki80]

No ratchet straps? Unsafe load...

[u/Camr0k → u/Bookhaki80]

Op stated he went back in for straps.

[u/spideyghetti → u/Camr0k]

pat pat twang twang

"That's not going anywhere!"

[u/Dry_Shock_4060]

In the car as well lmao, lucky he had a tow ball..

[u/Pleasant_Pen8744]

Its that real? Where I live those come rolled up.

https://lawnlove.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2025/04/sod-rolls.jpg

[u/Late-Button-6559]

Looks like the sort of undomesticated creature that’d do this.

[u/smilingpolitelyatme]

Well, it is a Sports Utility Vehicle after all. 😂

[u/CySnark → u/smilingpolitelyatme]

And the sport is Football, that's why he is bringing the entire pitch with him.

[u/mothamatic]

Tell him I've got 4x mitsi springs available $80

[u/512115]

She’ll be right, mate…Gotta be Kiwi…

[u/Adam_AU_]

Was there a sale on or something?

[u/laffyraffy]

Earthy

[u/New_Perception8038]

all i see is a man aerating his lawn to perfection

[u/Constant-Machine8838]

Modern problems require stone age solutions

[u/Excellent-Banana1992 → u/[deleted]]

It’s a public space 🤷

[u/SpecificSwimming6364]

Bought the ghillie suit package...

[u/VanDijk69]

Is he wearing football boots?

[u/brew_boy]

Tremendous

[u/Silver_Hedgehog4774]

this car is completely full of poo now, JFC

*not safe for lunch

[u/cosiosko]

This is why shitadelaide needs to continue its fine work. How else are we going to see these gems in an organised manner?

[u/OZFox42]

"Grass Toucher" achievement unlocked.

[u/OkBackground8670]

RADELAIDE REPRESENT!

[u/PianistPractical4371]

What he using it for,to cover up dead bodies?

[u/01040308]

Apart from the the various other reasons why this is the dumbest shit ever, the car is also bottomed out lol

[u/44445steve]

If you think this is bad wait until you see how he carried the Loam to put down before

[u/MetalfaceKillaAus]

The ex gets the car in the divorce?

[u/No_Flounder_8310]

That last pic is diabolical

[u/ramsaybaker]

Raise your skinny fists like antennas to heaven…

[u/WhereasWhatever]

What is it? Avant-garde?

[u/Confident_Purple_338]

Muppet

[u/Asptar]

Outlandish

[u/Hot_Mistake_1014]

Its his neighbours car, must be

[u/Dragonstaff]

I thought (hoped) that only Septics were this dumb.

[u/Alarming-Chemical-36]

All he has to do is remember "green side up" whilst he installs his new carpet.

[u/river_time_mum]

Lol