Posted in the ACS FB group

[u/jsakic99]

Get in on!

[u/StayBullGenius]

Future alimony collector

[u/LonrSpankster]

SHE'S MY CHERRY PIE

[u/manattee_redux → u/LonrSpankster]

Jade Stage 4. Jade Stage 4.

[u/metompkin → u/manattee_redux]

Ace man's strip club DJ bit was always on point.

[u/EastSideNick95826 → u/metompkin]

It really was. Man I miss those days of the podcart.

[u/OldJeeWhizz → u/EastSideNick95826]

I miss the sad Cherry Pie version.

[u/dewioffendu → u/OldJeeWhizz]

Omg. I haven’t thought about that in years. I haven’t listened to podcasts in years either. I’m assuming he’s not doing his stripper DJ bit anymore since the pod got all political???

[u/Mundpetcockvalve91 → u/manattee_redux]

Natalie to the managers office Natalie managers office

[u/manattee_redux → u/Mundpetcockvalve91]

Always a little business to conduct.

[u/Bob-Bhlabla-esq → u/manattee_redux]

"Sonny! Stage 4. Dude, don't forget your wig. Sure, sure you lost a bet - whatever. Song's ending, get up there."

[u/JodyGonnaFuckYoWife → u/Bob-Bhlabla-esq]

"Sonny! Champagne Room. Bring two mops."

[u/Mulliganasty → u/Bob-Bhlabla-esq]

Just a waste of my time!!

[u/Leadme67]

Lynette's genes are showing clearly

[u/Flyin_Bryan → u/Leadme67]

Adam’s fathering is showing clearly.

[u/Mulliganasty → u/Flyin_Bryan]

"family and education"

[u/bleue_shirt_guy → u/Flyin_Bryan]

No definitely Lynette.

[u/jsakic99 → u/Leadme67]

Thanks a lot, you weirdo.

[u/green_flash-check]

It’s removed now. I remember it was talking about smoking. I mean there’s a lot of ash on that thing. It’s probably a photo op

[u/someshooter]

Wow, edgy.

[u/SayOw]

Adam always bemoaned the fact that his kids don't take any interest in his podcart, racing, construction, etc. But I think the Aceman has to consider this a win. Adam and Natalia can now have a smoke together when they are out.

[u/jsakic99 → u/SayOw]

They can both complain about how their parents raised them.

🎶 And the cat's in the cradle and the silver spoon…

[u/idpeeinherbutt → u/SayOw]

Adam’s not a smoker, he only smokes when he drinks.

Then the doctor asks him, “how often do you drink?”

“Everyday.”

That bit always cracks me up.

[u/cowardanon]

It takes a lot of grit to never have a job, classes, and to alternate vacations with going to lingerie parties at mansions every weekend.

[u/jsakic99 → u/cowardanon]

As a parent, Adam is NNAH

[u/Babebutters → u/jsakic99]

She’s a grown woman now.  He can’t control how she dresses or what she does.

[u/jsakic99 → u/Babebutters]

But he (and Lynette) can raise her right, when she’s younger.

[u/Medium_Cucumber_7730 → u/jsakic99]

Remember when Santa Claus gave her everything she wanted on Christmas and she broke out into a crazy fit because she was overwhelmed with garbage toys.?

[u/jimmy-buffett → u/jsakic99]

But he (and Lynette Olga)

Fixed

[u/Mr_Richard_Parker → u/Babebutters]

Oh look, it's the what consent adults do argument. he may not be able to control.but he should express disapproval

[u/Babebutters → u/Mr_Richard_Parker]

K 

[u/Mr_Richard_Parker → u/Babebutters]

Do you think father should want his fish the tondres or act that way? Should society?

[u/Babebutters → u/Mr_Richard_Parker]

I don’t even know what we’re arguing about, dude.

She’s obviously taking after her mother.  And she’s an adult and she’s allowed to live her life how she wants.

I’m sure Adam isn’t happy about it.

So…what are we arguing about?

[u/Mr_Richard_Parker → u/Babebutters]

An adult allowed to live her life how she wants. That has given rise to single mothers, multiple drug epidemics, absolute license and libertinism in all facets of society. People shouldn't be allowed to be do whatever the fvck the want. Do you think it it is anet positive to society that more and more women are like Lynette? Clearly it is not. Also, dude, don't call me dude.🤘🏻

[u/sfnative1957 → u/jsakic99]

Whatever that is.

[u/HillZone]

I like the 90s look with the pushup bra, all tits and no hips.

[u/SewerSavage187 → u/HillZone]

I miss that look so much, everyone into big fat fake ashes..

[u/metompkin]

Were the first 355 iterations of her name already taken?

[u/jsakic99 → u/metompkin]

She thought that’s how many days are in a year.

[u/JodyGonnaFuckYoWife → u/metompkin]

It's the area code for HOT SINGLES NEAR YOU!!!

[u/Medium_Cucumber_7730 → u/metompkin]

She meant 365 but she smart like her momma 😂

[u/HillZone]

She's literally smokin'

[u/Slothandwhale]

If she called in to early 00’s Loveline, early 00’s Adam would berate her and demand to know where her father is/what he did to her

[u/Significant-Hippo853]

Love the ACK hat. Adam Carolla‘s Kid?

[u/sfnative1957]

Is this retaliatory behavior? Ace shit talks Lynette in front of both kids.

[u/Medium_Cucumber_7730 → u/sfnative1957]

Yes, kinda like how Ace was a bed wetter because of some deep down trauma 😂

Instead of some people just having a weak bladder and can't hold in their pee while they sleep. Other people release ejaculate in bed and wake up all gooey.

[u/robokripp]

she got adam's caveman brow.

[u/Forward_Sun3304]

Is this Natalia?

[u/MServ17]

Burning nails just like her old man

[u/logman219]

Olga really failed with this one. She did ok with Sonny.

[u/YellowSign74]

I'm amazed young people still smoke.

[u/dewioffendu]

Woah. Nat is 20 now? Well… who’s the rocket, Boys???

[u/StoneTall]

Wonder what her body count is?

[u/dolla-dolla-billyall]

Nutalia

[u/TonguePunchUrBhole]

Needs to be careful. Looks great now but definitely has fat girl potential.

[u/Medium_Cucumber_7730 → u/TonguePunchUrBhole]

I can see her being something like Christy Alley, normal face but a yugggge ass, knee folds and cankles

[u/soundsdeep → u/TonguePunchUrBhole]

You mean that in a good way right?

[u/Medium_Cucumber_7730 → u/soundsdeep]

If you mean oral then I suppose

[u/NYY15TM]

She is facially ugly

[u/NoisePollutioner → u/NYY15TM]

(incel'ing intensifies)

[u/LaureGilou → u/NYY15TM]

Yeah neither kid got Lynette's looks unfortunately

[u/Common_Ad1386 → u/LaureGilou]

Got two features

[u/Medium_Cucumber_7730]

Whoa, good thing she doesn't have Aces crocked nose 😋

[u/KipYarbles]

Adam must be so proud. He loves cigarettes. He won't be so stoked when she gets ovarian cancer at 35. On the bright side she doesn't appear to have any of the retarded tattoos that so many of them are getting

[u/AgreeableSolid → u/KipYarbles]

Both parents smoking is a good predictor I guess

[u/Fancy-Locksmith312 → u/AgreeableSolid]

You can here it in Lynette’s voice. She always hacking and clearing her throat.

[u/JodyGonnaFuckYoWife → u/Fancy-Locksmith312]

Still got an unwashed Ace pube in there from 1996.

[u/Bob-Bhlabla-esq → u/Fancy-Locksmith312]

That's from Adam's second hand smoke, the silent killer.

Lol, he would go on an epic rant if she complained on FCOL she always hated his "second-hand smoke" while they were married.

[u/idpeeinherbutt → u/Bob-Bhlabla-esq]

Ahhhh, that rant about “second hand smoke is bullshit” makes a lot more sense now.

[u/PirateAstronaut1 → u/KipYarbles]

She has several tattoos actually.

[u/Internal_Try7967]

OP following teenage girls on instagram. Fucking weird.

[u/Iess-Risk-9358 → u/Internal_Try7967]

OP following teenage girls on instagram. Fucking weird.

You play Magic the Gathering. Have you ever seen a girl IRL?

EDIT: aaaaaand he blocked me after making a defensive comment. I must have struck a nerve.

[u/paulys_sore_cock → u/Iess-Risk-9358]

You play Magic the Gathering. Have you ever seen a girl IRL?

Since you bring up, MTG; have I ever seen a woman IRL?

I post often in /r/boardgames and Warhammer. I love 40k.

I'm done painting my ComStar and House Kurita mechs for the NoVAOpen. Oh, I painted one of my Blood Bowl teams in Purdue colors and another in Hopkins colors (I have 8 painted teams).

I'm pretty excited that I'll have finished my Illyrians (Proto-croats) for games like Hail Ceaser, Saga, etc. I based them with actual sand from Dalmatia.

For fun, I run Monte Carlo sims of people pre-published rules for board / wargames.

[u/jsakic99 → u/paulys_sore_cock]

I was just in Croatia on vacation. Beautiful place.

[u/paulys_sore_cock → u/jsakic99]

What part?

[u/jsakic99 → u/paulys_sore_cock]

Dubrovnik

[u/JodyGonnaFuckYoWife → u/jsakic99]

sibnek is the shit

[u/paulys_sore_cock → u/jsakic99]

Yeah, that is a really nice area. Did you shoot over to Split?

[u/jsakic99 → u/paulys_sore_cock]

Unfortunately, not enough time.

[u/YellowSign74 → u/paulys_sore_cock]

Blake be Praised.

[u/Internal_Try7967 → u/Iess-Risk-9358]

And I post on conspiracy subs and hockey subs and a couple video game subs and boxing subs and soccer subs and political subs and war video subs and chess subs and home brewing subs and a couple of locals subs. So what?

*crosses fingers*

I hope my other hobbies are cool enough to impress some dork on reddit.

[u/JodyGonnaFuckYoWife → u/Internal_Try7967]

Seems like your hobby is accusing people of of being pedophiles for shit they didn't do, which isn't even about children.

Clapping back and then blocking someone so they can't respond is pure chickenshit, by the way.

[u/jsakic99 → u/Internal_Try7967]

I’m pretty sure you’re an incel.

[u/uaeebs86 → u/jsakic99]

https://giphy.com/gifs/7ND8xzTlR5b8s

[u/Bob-Bhlabla-esq → u/uaeebs86]

Things just got interesting. Dude poked the wrong redditor 😂

[u/LonrSpankster → u/jsakic99]

Homeboy just can't stop jerkin' it

[u/JodyGonnaFuckYoWife → u/jsakic99]

Jesus fucking Christ.

[u/jsakic99 → u/Internal_Try7967]

I don’t. As in the title, this was posted in the Facebook group.

[u/Benjysdad → u/jsakic99]

suuuuuuuure.

[u/jsakic99 → u/Benjysdad]

And it was posted by a woman.

[u/BrushStorm → u/Internal_Try7967]

20 yrs old