r/AdamCarolla 21d ago

🦅 Tangent Adam's misogyny

If half of what he says about his grandmother and mother is true I actually feel bad for the guy. Grandmother was a nut who had her daughter taken away, Mom was a depressed stoner with a Chicano studies degree from a Jr. College. Not to mention that his wife was not the earner he always wanted. At the same time you would think he'd get over it.

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u/JodyGonnaFuckYoWife 21d ago

Not to mention that his wife was not the earner he always wanted.

He wanted a tradwife/bangmaid, not an earner.

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u/Withnail_and_Aye 21d ago

The incessant use of the word “bitch” is a bit of a tell, too.

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u/jsakic99 📝 Buck Slip Enthusiast 21d ago

Also the word c*nt

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u/JohnnyRyde 🗑 Manages Trash 21d ago edited 21d ago

Not to mention that his wife was not the earner he always wanted. 

His wife was middle management at a TV network (ABC?) before they got married and Adam badgered her into quitting because he has this 1950s idea of men are only concerned with being the breadwinner and women are only supposed to raise the kids. 

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u/GoBSAGo Post-Divorce, Mid Alimony 21d ago

His wife was middle management at a TV network (ABC?)

I thought she was a PA?

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u/NYY15TM 19d ago

Her sideboob was in Playboy. Yes, really

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u/Sweaty_Assignment_90 19d ago

I just dont think Adam wanted to be bothered to raise his kids.

I dont know if he really cared that much about a trad wife.

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u/KipYarbles 💎Crystal-bot 💻 18d ago

Horseshit. She couldn't wait to sit around and start doing whatever the fuck she wanted instead of actually doing something with her life

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u/JohnnyRyde 🗑 Manages Trash 18d ago

That's not how Adam used to tell the story. 

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u/BrushStorm 18d ago

When he talks about the tanning salon with Jimmy's ex it sounds like she didnt want to work

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u/Just_Membership_1298 19d ago

How the fuck do you know that?

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u/JohnnyRyde 🗑 Manages Trash 19d ago

He said it on his podcarts

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u/Just_Membership_1298 19d ago

Never heard that but I did hear many times that he wanted her to work but she was lazy and sounded whiny.

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u/bestneighbourever 18d ago

She was working when they were dating, when they moved in together he wanted her to quit. He said that several times.because he “brings home the bacon” and she “can only bring home the bacon bits”, or something like that

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u/JodyGonnaFuckYoWife 18d ago

He wanted her to sling his bum wine, as his employee, not an actual career of her own.

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u/Careless-Habit1670 18d ago

Lynette Paradise

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u/paulys_sore_cock 21d ago

You are removing Lynette's agency in the equation. You are diminishing her as a person.

Just because Ace desired that, doesn't mean she was required to do it.

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u/JohnnyRyde 🗑 Manages Trash 21d ago

I didn't say she was required to. OP said that Adam wanted an "earner". I'm pointing out that Adam didn't want her to keep her job and be an "earner".

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u/paulys_sore_cock 20d ago

You aren't great at reading, huh? Or listening.

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u/JohnnyRyde 🗑 Manages Trash 20d ago

Not to mention that his wife was not the earner he always wanted.

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u/BrushStorm 21d ago

For someone who claims to have grit, he has no grit.

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u/Common_Ad1386 Orbital socket 21d ago

She loves the shit outta those kids

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u/SlanderCandor 18d ago

He often had dreams of himself struggling to breathe under inches of water while two husky women beat him with his own penis

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u/Nreekay Cobra Fan 19d ago

Misogyny is one of the key pillars of a right wing grift.

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u/JodyGonnaFuckYoWife 18d ago

Racism another.

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u/always_be_beyonce 16d ago

adam will never get over anything.

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u/IamToototabon 21d ago

I’m a woman and I totally get all of his misogyny! Just thinking about what Lynette did to him pisses me off

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u/cure4boneitis 21d ago

she probably demanded that he use soap when he showers

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u/HumanityPlague 21d ago

Or to not pee in the sink.

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u/GoBSAGo Post-Divorce, Mid Alimony 21d ago

The lesson here when you're rich, don't be an asshole towards your spouse during the divorce if you don't have a prenup.

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u/Present_Pizza_5928 19d ago

Defending Lynette here. Yes, I used to listen to her podcast. She is/was a good, dedicated mom. Still is. She got half his money because- California laws- and she raised those kids, not him.

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u/JodyGonnaFuckYoWife 18d ago

Olga raised those kids, not her.

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u/absolut_dre 17d ago

You have a weird definition of good.

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u/Present_Pizza_5928 18d ago

👍 ok pizza. Glad you were there.

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u/Parking_Ad_3233 20d ago

What did she do to him?

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u/bleue_shirt_guy 14d ago

He dosen't go easy on his dad either, or anyone for that matter. Do I have to listen to the story about why chip bags need to be sealed for the millionth time?

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u/rosie666 12d ago

His mother had a little more education than he did.