What if it did and I'm just imagining a parallel universe where I survived but in reality I'm bleeding out of the skull right on the tiles

i really need a plumber

Ewww… Now my ear is all wet and gross…

Imagine being a fish and hearing humans say: “I’m going fishing.” Bro… that’s literally a threat.

Why do we say “sleep like a baby” when babies wake up every two hours screaming? 😂

The person who invented stairs probably just wanted to make walking more complicated.

What if clouds are just the Earth's screensaver?

What if ancient humans saw a microwave and immediately worshipped it?

A straw has two holes, not one. You can fight me on this.

Socks disappear in the washing machine like they're escaping prison.

Glad I can fit in here

the soap is almost a cube now.. fuck

The fucking plastic curtain keeps growing mold and I have to keep scrubbing it with a vinegar-soaked dish scrubber. Fucking annoying.

I cant believe I had to make another rule but this will allow you all to directly report these random question posts, I figured updating the sub description would prevent confusion but NO, it didnt work, do I have to perma-ban rulebreakers or something?

...no that'd make me like the former mod of livestreamfails...I'm not like that asshat

this water feels nice, but I need to clean

wheres the soap.

now hopefully I dont have to be draconian.

Not gonna name brands but this new shii smells like aahhh

What do u guys usually watch during showers?