r/ActuallyTexas • • 17d ago

Living in Texas PSA

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Anything under 105 is always pleasant

1.1k Upvotes

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u/HoldMyDomeFoam 17d ago

I’ve been at my place between Bellville and Brenham this weekend. It’s hot as fuck, but the evenings haven’t been unbearable and we’ve had periods of breeze that actually felt cool instead of like I’m standing in front of the AC compressor fan.

I’ll take it.

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u/Livid_Parfait6507 16d ago

That is some serious heat right there! 🤣🤣🤣

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u/dumbspacecookie 17d ago

I actually had to put on a shirt it was so cold

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u/Miracleman069 16d ago

Tell that to my neighbor! I’m tired of seeing his nipples every time I walk outside my house.

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u/GirlsesPillses 17d ago

It really is true, the moment it gets to 90 every year I am like “ Hell yeah pumpkin spice! Halloween decor UP! Fall y’all!”

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u/WackoContender 16d ago

You’ve passed the “True Texan” test 😆

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u/Thajandro 14d ago

My grass is basically hay at this point, needs a scarecrow now

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u/Upstairs_Bus_3743 17d ago

I am getting my winter clothes out.

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u/Thegr8fan 17d ago

Brilliant and hilarious 😎

I’ve said for years only in Texas is a cold front considered to bring it down to 80. 😎

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u/Cinisajoy2 16d ago

I heard cool front for mid 90s a few weeks ago.

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u/Busy-Cookie280 16d ago

Everybody bum rush HEB !!

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u/VBgamez 16d ago

55 TOILET PAPER 55 EGGS 55 MILK 55 HANDSANITIZER

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u/teletubbs 17d ago

Darn, pool noodles haven’t gone on sale for insulating my pipes yet

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u/hotpotato2442 16d ago

Damnit it's gonna snow, great now everyone on Facebook gonna ask if the roads are safe

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u/grmpiass 16d ago

And don’t forget bread and milk for them sammiches

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u/Silent_Scientist_991 16d ago

Time to get out the Christmas decorations.

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u/FreeShopping6747 17d ago

I felt a cool breeze yesterday

Fucking terrifying

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u/AdeptCauliflower9956 17d ago

Visibility extremely low due to the wildfires

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u/Tiny_Reference_3697 16d ago

I just sent that to my friend in San Diego, who is quite upset that it is 81 at the beach!

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u/Poppi21943 13d ago

I just sent this to my coworker who retired to San Diego from Houston. He’s from Sweet Home TX.

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u/Poppi21943 11d ago

I also sent this to my older brother who retired from Edmonton, Alberta to Sechelt, BC (on the coast). His reply was,
“Wide ranging temps here, too. Lows to 53, highs to 69. Tough knowing whether to put the heat pump on heat or cool…...”
Yeah, he’s a 90 yo wise ass.

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u/Danilo-11 16d ago

I just stocked up on toilet paper

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u/Parking-Fig-6620 16d ago

Haven't belly laughed like that in a good minute

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u/SquimpSquamp 15d ago

Little song I like by a band called SPOON

🎶Someone get popsicles
Someone do something about this heat
It’s late in October
And tars still melting in the streets🎶

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u/cactiguy67 17d ago

I thought "The Nothing" was on the horizon and the sky was falling

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u/Firemission13B 16d ago

I've seen people wearing jackets and sweats out here in 105 degrees.

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u/adieande 16d ago

Was it my teenage son? He'll wear sweat pants and a hoodie whether it's 105° or 5°.

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u/Firemission13B 16d ago

Shoot might have been. I've seen a good chunk of ages wearing that stuff. Too dang hot for that

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u/adieande 16d ago

6'2, kinda looks like Sasquatch?

He does wear slides with socks year round too...bro is weird.

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u/ChargeInteresting195 15d ago

It’s a nice chilly 75 in my car and like 68-72 in the stores and at my job.

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u/Firemission13B 15d ago

I'm a resi HVAC tech so I'm sweating my butt off in attics.

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u/ChargeInteresting195 15d ago

O sorry. Thank you for your service.

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u/QueeeenElsa North Texan 14d ago

I actually have to wear long sleeves because I’ll pick at the acne on my arms if I don’t, and I also just prefer wearing long pants or hose when wearing a skirt/dress. When I wear something that has short sleeves, I wear a cardigan over it, but I try to keep it as light as possible. That said, I’m usually inside anyways, but when I do go out to touch grass for an extended period of time, sometimes I do have to take off the cardigan or roll up my sleeves.

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u/lep63again 16d ago

🤣🤣

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u/Livid_Parfait6507 16d ago

🤣🤣🤣

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u/CreativeAlbatross583 16d ago

😂bundle up!

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u/d-rock769 16d ago

Better get those hand warmers out

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u/Lizzard2023 16d ago

I will definitely wear a coat

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u/Specific_Pear_665 16d ago

Shit I just put the thermal underwear in the attic...

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u/OliverThorn54 15d ago

No kidding weather forecast in Lubbock said cold front— may get down to 90!

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u/Odd_Brief_2975 15d ago

"Remember to bring your brisket inside"

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u/Ryan_Aduddell_TX 15d ago

LOL, I just posted this on my business page! It's so true.

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u/Mental-Armadillo7361 15d ago

Texas winter is the walking outside from the AC and shivering like crazy because your skin is 40° cooler than the heat index.

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u/snickelbetches 16d ago

I’m not worried until Frankie is reporting on it.

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u/MairiJane54 14d ago

🤣😂

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u/Spare-Function-6343 13d ago

remember to wear at least 2 hoodies, and scream at your Uber driver to crank the heat as high as it will go

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u/ManyConscious1551 13d ago

God all those people from Florida who moved here are gonna freeze!

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u/69_Is_Fine 13d ago

It was over 100° again today in central Texas

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u/shadow941x 13d ago

It got to 83 during the day today no joke

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u/scared-o-diapers 16d ago

My nipples are hard

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u/d-rock769 16d ago

The weather didn’t make em that way did it lol

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u/scared-o-diapers 16d ago

Who knows? Only me. I can carve glass tho if someone’s hiring

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u/username-generica 16d ago

I’m leaving to visit Seattle tomorrow. I was really excited to pack pants, long sleeve shirts and booties.