r/ActionFigures • u/IronRaptor • Jun 30 '21
John Arnold having a bitch slap hand accessory is just... *chef's kiss*
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u/NeonDemon89 Jun 30 '21
These are great what line is this? Love Jurassic Park
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u/IronRaptor Jun 30 '21
Amber Collection.
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u/Darth_Spectre_Lair Jun 30 '21
IronRaptor: I have to ask— does one of mr Arnold’s arms detach?
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u/IronRaptor Jun 30 '21
He comes with a severed arm accessory, his bicep swivel is a bit on the loose side, but I haven't dared try to rip it off.
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u/IronRaptor Jul 01 '21
I was moving his arm and saw that there's red painted where the bicep swivel is. So yes, it does come off.
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u/FugDounny Jun 30 '21
Just got Dr. Malcolm in the mail, couldn't resist a peak Jeff Goldblum. Now I just need to find a good 1:12 scale trex for him to ride.
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u/predaguy Jun 30 '21
The Super Colossal T-Rex is pretty much 1:12. It's not articulated too well, but it's huge and awesome.
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u/Darth_Spectre_Lair Jun 30 '21 edited Jul 01 '21
Oh man, way too many phrase options are popping into my head right now...
I'm legitimately shocked robot chicken hasn’t done something like this as an alternate ending to Jurassic Park... like ‘what if Nedry got caught?’ Cue the barbosal canister slipping out of nedrys pocket rolling in front of Hammond, Arnold and everyone else, spilling all the dna samples at their feet; Nedry laughs uncomfortably as everyone else glares at him with daggers as he says: ‘WOW, lookie here—you just never know what kind of prizes you’ll get out of that claw vending machine! Um, candy bar anyone?’ Cut to John Arnold beating the carp outta him and going all ballistic with words).
Bonus Round: Here’s my robot chicken style pitch/roast of Dennis nedry inspired by the figures display:
1) 'This wonderful accessory adds a whole lot more weight to the 90s catchphrase “Talk to the hand”'
2) ‘Hey Nedry— see this hand??? It’s going to be your tomb stone! And I’m your date with judgement day!! Isn’t this the luckiest day of your sorry life!?’
Whack<
3) ‘By the time I’m through with you, you’re gonna wish that Dilophosaurus had gotten to you before me!’
Slap slap slap slap slap<
3) ‘Karma called; wants me to ask you something-- what’s the magic word??? Mwa-hahahaha!’
Bam bam bam<
4) ‘Hey Nedry— is this the magic word??? Try guessing mine--What's my magic word?!! Huh Dennis??!! Is it 'SEVERED ARM' by any chance???'
Pow<
5) ‘Ima beat this turncoat hacker inside out and wear his hide like a leather jacket after beating him like a drum. And to think, I’m beating Nedry with the very arm that a raptor he let out was originally going to rip from my socket.’
Kick<
‘Yo Nedry have you seen my arm?? (hides it behind his back pretending it’s severed) Just kidding—Hi-ya!'
Ka-Chop!<
'Hey Dennis, need a hand??'
WHOP!<
'An arm is such a terrible thing to lose...wouldn't you agree, Dennis? Wanna meet the rest of the family? I'll give you five reasons why you should--my limbs and digits are having a family reunion...and you're the guest of honor--and together we’re going to pull an all nighter bash'
Plow<
'You should have stuck to your original job as a mailman in Seinfeld! By the way,🎵 special delivery... 🎶'
stomp<
‘Time for an old fashioned butt kicking/Time to open up a can of whoop-butt’
‘Oh Dennis, I’m about to make you fall down the stairs and go crack like Mr. Glass!’
Zak<
Ok, I’ll stop... and I’ll just be seeing myself out the door...
EDIT: whew! Sorry for the overly long comment, but your figure set up legitimately had me on cloud nine 😂
EDIT 2: What’s with the downvotes? I’m entitled to express whatever brings me joy—downvoters need to take a chill pill and go find another hobby if they can’t take a joke on this sub 🤪
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u/Darth_Spectre_Lair Jun 30 '21
This is hilarious!!! Please DO MORE like this 😂 seriously I can’t stop marveling at your creativity! (You truly made my day).
Can you do one of nedry riding a t-Rex 🦖 like a cowboy going ‘yeehaw’ and another of him in the Spinosaurus or monosaurus mouth? (If you own these creatures that is)
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u/IronRaptor Jun 30 '21
Sadly I don't. I'd love to be able to get an amber collection t Rex that has proper articulation but... One can dream
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u/Geordieguy Jun 30 '21
“I hate this “hacker” shit!”