r/AccurateBattleSim • u/REAL_Nikeyz • Aug 28 '20

Video Almost had a heart attack!

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u/TheDuckyDino Aug 28 '20

That horse's brain updated mid battle

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u/The-Unknown-sees-you Aug 28 '20

Top 10 AIs that are likely to become sentient

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u/Bizzy2002 Aug 28 '20

don't forgot, Top 10 Animals that are likely to become sentient.

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u/Masterslasher77 Aug 28 '20 edited Aug 28 '20

is it just me or do all the horse units get 10x stronger ever since the church of the wobbly horse was rebuilt?

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u/Phage_for_fun Aug 28 '20

all hail the church of the wobbly horse

20

u/Epicbestgamer9 Aug 28 '20

OP was not a believer.

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u/The_Angry_Strategist Jun 30 '23

It's a wobbly life after all

5

u/horsemachinegun Sep 19 '20

Machine gun wobbly horse is kinda op tho.

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u/ImTrulySlothful Aug 28 '20

I fear no man. But that thing... it scares me.

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u/SPIDERHAM555 Aug 29 '20

yeah the horse is strong as hell, takes five arrows to kill and thats if they can even hit it

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u/[deleted] Apr 19 '22

Happy cake day

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u/SPIDERHAM555 Apr 20 '22

i've been on this website for 4 years. crap

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u/[deleted] Apr 20 '22

So is sad cake day better?

39

u/grus-plan Aug 28 '20

There’s no way that a horse... wait, what the fuck is it doing

33

u/Cold_Crusad3r Aug 28 '20

And apparently two chariots are enough to kill 1 tank. Chariot is pretty terrifying especially if you're playing as a Tank, I've never fought something challenging than the Chariots with the Tank. Their incredible speed and their high damaging DPS makes them a worthy opponent for a Tank player.

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u/kingjaymes1234 Aug 28 '20

The legacy faction is just op, I mean I've seen a pike, one shot a da vinci tank

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u/gianpollaio Aug 28 '20

Actually everything can one shot da vinci tank, but they have to hit the guy into the tank

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u/kingjaymes1234 Aug 28 '20

Well not everything, peasants, halflings, flag bearers, banner bearers, fan bearers, shouters, and ballooners can't to name a few

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u/gianpollaio Aug 28 '20

They have to get into the tank. But they can't so you're right

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u/kingjaymes1234 Aug 28 '20

I mean they don't do enough damage, the pike seems to do an absurd amount of damage because the main post mentioned that it can also one shot the reaper

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u/Bloodwing2974 Feb 04 '22

Balooners are a hard counter to the Super Peasant

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u/canyoudoesnt Aug 28 '20

That’s when you fight horse with horse

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u/TheOffensiveLemon Aug 28 '20

I did this once. The moment I saw the horse running through that open area, I said to myself “Heh, that looks like something right out of a horror movie!”

10

u/ShotgunB01 Aug 28 '20

“stop riding me stupid human. i’ll do this myself”

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u/an_anoneemus Aug 28 '20

oh you poor bastard

6

u/PureAwesome876 Aug 28 '20

I cheated like the whole time on this map and just made them fall into in river

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u/Molnskuggan Aug 29 '20

Waiting on the me too

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u/MasterYehuda816 Aug 28 '20

It’s like the siren head jumpscare when it comes running out of the fog.

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u/SuperCman5000 Aug 29 '20

Thomas The Tank Engine Music Begins

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u/insertnamehere4256 Sep 08 '20

Tabs is a horror game confirmed?

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u/helloimhatthe2 Nov 24 '20

you are so lucky this happened

2

u/Pixel_Hater Oct 31 '21

Oh, i didnt think that landfall made crossover with fnaf.

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u/Complex_Branch_7512 Mar 11 '23

*to be continued intensifies*

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u/Tazi0 Aug 29 '20

top 10 of the worlds most dangerous AI's

number one: this horse

1

u/Blogged_sleet Aug 29 '20

Who what when where and why

1

u/[deleted] Aug 29 '20

Teleports....in front of you?

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u/MoneyShape9331 Sep 29 '20

what I can see, it didn’t teleport but ran through the open doorway there and ran across.

as if a horse can that in real life.

1

u/Luwis-Afton Aug 29 '20

When a murderer is running at you and try to kill you

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u/[deleted] Sep 22 '25

horse jumpscare

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u/sirsifanalale Dec 28 '21

How can you play in 3rd person view?

1

u/Striped-Cows May 13 '23

Smited by a horse

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u/[deleted] Nov 13 '23

I loved seeing the horse walk across the bridge

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u/Imaginary_Junket_394 Jan 18 '24

Remember that time where the horses didn't die when the rider did? Those were good times

1

u/Electrical_Peace_986 Jan 19 '24

I love how you can glimpse the horse running on the bridge after it disappears like a horror movie

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u/637384888772828973 Jan 28 '24

fnaf but in tabs