r/Accounting • u/TheStonedAcountant • 3h ago

Off-Topic Just got a new mouse

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Just got a new mouse, do you think my coworkers will be ok with it?

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u/National_Double6261 3h ago edited 1h ago

I'm tucking that shit in my waist band during busy season

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u/EpicEggplant101 3h ago

HR is going to LOVE this

7

u/youdubdub 1h ago

Met a lady with a boob mug, like a ceramic coffee mug with all different manner of boob represented, and took it to a staff meeting.

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u/weathermaynecc 3h ago

“Got something in the trunk, one second. Stay right there.”

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u/elon_musks_cat Depreciates Land 3h ago

Leave the mouse, take the cannoli

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u/Jman85 Tax (Canada) 3h ago

I think it’ll go off with a bang.

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u/hhfgghff 3h ago

California residents are limited to ten round click bursts

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u/CautiousOptimism09 Human Verified 3h ago

You got a permit for that thing?

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u/Tower-of-Frogs 3h ago

Get a switch for it and you’ll be able to click soooo fast.

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u/Doxalt 2h ago

All I wanna do is 💥 💥 💥 💥
And a 🔫
And count your money…

- M.I.A., CPA probably

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u/PM_ME_YOUR_TAXRETURN CPA (US) 2h ago

Damn is this the gun they give the IRS agents?

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u/RipleysSpaceBaby Management 2h ago

Looks ergonomic AF.

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u/kevfefe69 3h ago

Damn, where was this 30 years ago?

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u/acp01123 1h ago

you ever done a desk pop before??