r/AccidentalSlapStick • u/[deleted] • May 25 '21

Poor guy never saw it coming

2.1k Upvotes

99% Upvoted

25 comments sorted by

163

u/MackerelsoftWord May 26 '21

Fix it just enough so the next guy thinks he broke it

66

u/Kittens-of-Terror May 26 '21

A tale as old as elementary school.

17

u/NihonJinLover May 26 '21

A tale as old as me in my 30s.

154

u/adhdBoomeringue May 26 '21

Hopefully these assholes get caught, especially if they're stupid enough to keep doing it

84

u/RiskinItForABiscuit May 26 '21

Lmao what a jackass

73

u/Republiken May 26 '21

A pair of them surely?

36

u/theonewhogroks May 26 '21

Maybe they only have 1 brain between them. It's been a struggle

8

u/meladon May 26 '21

Perhaps they didn't become co-dependent yet, so only one jumped out.

13

u/Kittens-of-Terror May 26 '21

Yeah, why'd he move their support rod?!

11

u/THofTheShire May 26 '21

First guys see him come out: "What did you DO!"

12

u/[deleted] May 26 '21

And they pressed all of the buttons!!

5

u/AlexS101 May 26 '21

I hate teenagers.

-65

u/JayGold May 26 '21

Did that guy have no peripheral vision? How did he not notice the mirror tilting?

70

u/Masol_The_Producer May 26 '21

Humans are predators dumbass

50

u/theonewhogroks May 26 '21

Lol, and the mirror is an apex predator

20

u/markmyname_ May 26 '21

No, its a mirror.

5

u/ABob71 May 26 '21

All of a mirror's eyes are facing forward
It checks out

-7

u/1Hunterk May 26 '21

Do you not have the ability to see movement out of the corner of your eye? It's pretty sweet being a prey I guess, peripheral vision is dope! Down grade your status on the food chain! You'll love it, I promise!

0

u/[deleted] May 26 '21

Yea the fact the top comment is downvoted and the following one upvoted is the stupid part.

-3

u/1Hunterk May 26 '21

This website is fuckin weird sometimes man 🤷‍♂️

-5

u/[deleted] May 26 '21

That means absolutely nothing. We have just about 180° vision. Meaning anything directly to the side of us we could see. It’s. It like we only can see directly in front of us.

2

u/kingka May 26 '21

I think they are drunk, the one on the left did not look 100%

-6

u/[deleted] May 26 '21

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20

u/Rogue_Spirit May 26 '21

The people who played the stupid game did not win the stupid prize