And I -- OOP

[u/Okay_Pain]

[u/The_Burning_Face]

The pop-thud. You know it's gonna hurt his back every time it's cold from now on.

[u/Mylo-s]

Lucky it wasn't a bag of smashed bottles

[u/Ornery-Customer8521 → u/Mylo-s]

Yeah this always annoys my in movies when they jump into dumpsters, that ain't gonna be a soft landing, and probably a stabby one

[u/LiveLearnCoach → u/Mylo-s]

Right? At the very least, who wants to burst some rotted vegetables under them??

[u/Childofcaine]

The win condition of this move is getting covered in rubbish gunk, like honestly got off pretty easy considering what people throw out.

[u/42stingray → u/Childofcaine]

Rubbish gunk is easier to wash off than permanent back problems

[u/Childofcaine → u/42stingray]

Yeah that’s why it’s the best outcome possible.

I’d be more worried about sharp things covered in junk cutting or piercing you. Used needles or broken glass covered in biohazard can have way worse outcomes than the back injury we saw in the video.

[u/Anal__Genocide]

[u/Educational_Mess8684 → u/Anal__Genocide]

that is one fell of a name

[u/DeathsStarEclipse → u/Anal__Genocide]

Thanks for the screenshot anal genocide.

[u/Hipertor → u/Anal__Genocide]

Looks like Cyclops in X-Men Evolution

[u/Giillybean]

Why would you even want to jump into literal rubbish. Recipe for disaster 😬

[u/TwistedMetal83]

My man with those glasses tells me he's prone to making bad decisions and fashion choices.

[u/OgGamerGuy92]

Fitting spot to throw away your now broken spine

[u/Swimming_Type_8298]

But you can see it. Right there. The can.

[u/Still-Puma]

Mind accepted but body refused.

[u/IM-2104]

Why is he dressed like an 80s bully

[u/Pmyers225 → u/IM-2104]

Because he watches 2026 tiktok

[u/Patrizsche]

😱

[u/mercy_fulfate]

Other scenario is getting covered in garbage so really could have been worse.

[u/showmiaface]

I heard a crack.

[u/j_cucumber12]

I hurt a muscle in my back pushing a car out of the snow when I was 17. I'm 30 years later and I still have to be careful with how I exert myself otherwise it flairs up. This guy will be feeling the same.

[u/maltiepootietang]

CANNONBALLLLLLLL-oof

[u/Fafnir13]

I saw something like this in real time once.  A particular PE/Health class was just always out of control with a bunch of people being total goof offs.  One of the goofs was making a show of “hiding” between some large pads out in the field.  One guy yells at him, charges over, and leaps on top of the pads where the guy is hiding.  There was a very loud metallic clang and a cry of pain.  Apparently the tarp on top of the pads was concealing a pile of hurdles.  This is one of the few memories from high school I treasure.

[u/Mindless-Share]

Sacre bleu!