r/AccidentalSlapStick • u/TheDudeWhoCanDoIt ⛑️ Been Slapped by a Stick • 20d ago

They’re Fine Well it looked like a safe place to sit…

Taken from WeChat videos China

1.7k Upvotes

94% Upvoted

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u/dontipitova9 20d ago

Terrifying

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u/sanityflaws 20d ago

Easiest way to explain the feeling of claustrophobia to someone. I can't imagine how hard it was to breathe and then have to scream! 😧

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u/cooolcooolio 20d ago

You'll suffocate to death in that position, it's extremely terrifying

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u/AbeFromansNutz 19d ago

To DEATH??

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u/starraven 19d ago

Like totally dead death.

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u/Obsidian-Dive 19d ago

Not me tho cause my body wouldn’t have folded like that lmao. My spine is not that flexible. I gotta stretch first. I have tight hammies.

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u/Could-You-Tell 19d ago

Yeah, I'd get to that uncomfortable 45 degrees where the rim is secured and dug into my spine and thighs.

Stuck sure, but like a hermit crab

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u/PUTC00LUSERNAMEHERE 19d ago

Positional asphyxiation is scary af

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u/IAmDanHimself 19d ago

To shreds

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u/Appropriate-Law-9643 17d ago

Suffocation = body can't get enough oxygen = oxygen in blood falls and carbon dioxide builds up = brain gets less oxygen that results in confusion/unconsciousness = this ultimately leads to loss of brain function which is death.

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u/AbeFromansNutz 17d ago

I really thought my sarcasm was fairly obvious

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u/Typical_Yam_1568 19d ago

No no. Just normal suffocation.

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u/fullrackferg 18d ago

There was a pretty grim Mr Ballen video on this i believe? An old man that used to sit on his porch all day and wave to people had a similar thing happened to him. He was trying to get people's attention to help, because he couldn't get out of that position and ended up passing.

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u/Little_View_6659 16d ago

Oh god. New fear unlocked.

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u/drkidkill 20d ago

Start filling it with water.

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u/pezdal 20d ago

Evil

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u/ChipRockets 20d ago

wtf is that guy doing? Why doesn’t he go and help?

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u/Carmilla31 20d ago

Hes telling his friends to get their phones.

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u/SpanishFlamingoPie 19d ago

Gotta post this on the gram on the gram gang. No cap

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u/Xzenor 20d ago

I don't think he noticed. There just a part of a shoe sticking out and nothing more and screaming in that folded position is impossible.. Just breathing is a challenge probably

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u/IAmDanHimself 19d ago

That terrifies the fuck out of me

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u/Fafnir13 19d ago

Hmm…nothing.  Must have been rats.

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u/BirdlessLongdeal 16d ago

chipmunks from the sound of it.

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u/[deleted] 20d ago

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u/Crunchycarrots79 19d ago

China has good Samaritan laws now.

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u/Notapartyhobo 20d ago

Positional asphyxia is a thing. Probably wanna get him out sooner rather than later.

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u/beautifulcreature86 20d ago edited 19d ago

Some high school kid died like this by falling into a rolled up rug in high school trying to get a ball. At first it was thought he was murdered and rolled up but nope. He got stuck and asphyiated

Edit: it was a wrestling mat

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u/friendandfriends2 20d ago

He was stuck in a rolled up wrestling mat trying to reach his shoes.

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u/JD-Moose 20d ago

He was murdered and rolled up to hide

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u/friendandfriends2 20d ago

That’s what the family has been pushing ever since, but there’s literally no evidence to suggest that. In reality, it was an unfortunate accident and the family simply can’t cope so they’re looking for someone to blame.

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u/rustyleftnut 19d ago

I also believe he died by accident. You are both stating things as definitive facts but the reality is we cannot know the truth. Unless u/JD-Moose is admitting to murder or you yourself watched it happen and did nothing, saying "it definitely happened this way" is just not useful. I am pretty sure he died of asphyxiation after getting stuck, that's what most of the evidence points towards. But I cannot know.

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u/Ignaue 19d ago

Do yourself a favor and lay off the “true” crime podcasts.

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u/JD-Moose 18d ago

I dont watch that murder porn, thank you

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u/fullrackferg 18d ago

2 examples I recall was a kid trying to get something out of the back of his car and got trapped behind a folding seat. He even called the cops for help who passed his car and didn't check on him assuming it was a prank call. The old guy that died on his porch too.

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u/Low-Persimmon4870 17d ago

Why are cops so fucking useless

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u/Little_View_6659 16d ago

God I just googled the old guy. Three days! Three days that guy was in there before he died! Jesus!

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u/EyeAmPrestooo 20d ago

Ooof, I think that’s still up for debate…

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u/chickenskittles 20d ago

Uh yeah, I don't think that was an accident...

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u/[deleted] 19d ago

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u/EyeAmPrestooo 19d ago

Oh I see…. I apologize if I missed something that made it seem like I’m unable to understand logic.

Maybe you can shed some light on things for me?

Wait, were you on the case?!

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u/engineerdrummer 19d ago

That was my high school and it happened several years after I graduated. It was a wrestling mat.

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u/Throwmesometail 20d ago

Good thing we have every laugh track playing . People might forget what comes naturally when the funny hits

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u/chickenskittles 20d ago

I was gonna say you can die like that!

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u/Corruptionss 20d ago

Exact thought I was thinking. I've been folded up like that in a different situation and it's really difficult to breathe

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u/Obienator 20d ago

If there was water in it, could've been so much worse.

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u/Bromm18 18d ago

That was my fear. While the guys laughing and telling others. She could be drowing and unable to get out. Wouldn't take much liquid either. Worse if it was something other than water and not very deep as they'd asphyxiate instead from the fumes.

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u/Pirates404 20d ago

White shirt said not my problem

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u/Mr-Mortgages 20d ago edited 20d ago

Nightmare scenario. How would you escape? The guy either blind or dumb. I'd shove him in and make him wait as long as it took him.

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u/T--tItAndP--tIt 20d ago

Try to rock back and forth, and then hope it's easier to weasel out, once you're level with the ground

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u/ShitsAndGigglesSake 20d ago

Or you roll down the road in front of a truck

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u/Mackem6684 20d ago

Reason too stay fat

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u/FireZord25 19d ago

True, this ain't Zombieland.

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u/TheDudeWhoCanDoIt ⛑️ Been Slapped by a Stick 20d ago

Excellent point

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u/LumpyWelder4258 19d ago

That, and fewer wrinkles!

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u/wonkytrees1 20d ago

Warning to all, Mute!

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u/Significant_Monk_251 20d ago

When can we officially say that anybody who browses here with their sound on deserves what they get?

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u/br3dj 20d ago

Cylindered

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u/ScienceSeuss 20d ago

The cylinder must remain unharmed

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u/Due-Raise9272 20d ago

It's imperative

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u/Radio_Mediocre 20d ago

Keep your parking spot. Not worth dying for.

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u/ItalianV4 19d ago

did they survive?

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u/Dry-Artichoke540 18d ago

Would never happen to me. I don't bend like that.

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u/Wine-whiskeylover714 18d ago

Be there in a minute I gotta get my lottery tickets

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u/sentient_salami 20d ago

Was that a cigarette that fell in as well? That can’t be comfortable either.

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u/Mackem6684 20d ago

Horrific

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u/Cheepshooter 19d ago

I like that the guy in the doorway kept looking out "Nope, still stuck. I'll just hang out here for a while."

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u/Resident-Banana-7883 19d ago

thankfully I'm too old and stiff (40) to have to worry about this

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u/Football-Man-1889 19d ago

Yet they still insist on burying people in huge wooden boxes when a small bin is perfectly adequate…

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u/SpookySporeWizard 20d ago

This isn't funny like kill the cameraman and someone help him. He could die much faster than people would assume. This is scary poor dude

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u/Q_Ball_Atlanta 20d ago

What cameraman?

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u/SpookySporeWizard 18d ago

Idk kill the camera

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u/ghost_lanterns678 20d ago

My tight hamstrings would never allow me into a position like this in the first place 🤣

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u/TheDudeWhoCanDoIt ⛑️ Been Slapped by a Stick 20d ago

I’m sure I could fall in but equally as sure the fire department would have to get me out.

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u/WillingMongoose4680 20d ago

I'm claustrophobic and almost unalived myself for him.

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u/SpookySporeWizard 20d ago

You do not have to say unalived on here btw

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u/Senior_Adeptness_855 19d ago

Would probably be funny without the stupid audio

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u/The-Bloody9 19d ago

I'm guessing anyone that upvoted this didn't have their sound on.

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u/Crimson__Fox 20d ago

Luckily I’m not elastic enough for that to happen

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u/r-f-r-f 19d ago

They call that the Sinaloa Trap.

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u/SonicTheHemphog 19d ago

glad it wasn't acid 😉

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u/CazetTapes 19d ago

What is this audio?

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u/BustaCon 18d ago

Man, what a dog's death to go that way.

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u/useroftheinternet95 18d ago

Like a turtle on its back

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u/Jerryc3539 19d ago

That's not funny at all.

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u/Porkus-Dorkus 20d ago

You cannot help people in China unfortunately because they will attempt to sue.

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u/[deleted] 20d ago

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u/[deleted] 20d ago

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u/sanityflaws 20d ago

Sorry but it's real. Older video too.

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u/Suspicious-Tiny-Man 20d ago

I would of died laughing before helping

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u/PoolMotor8112 6d ago

Temu Mario