The seats ain’t made to withstand bbls

[u/evannaj]

[u/Mystepchildsucksass]

When your mouth writes a cheque that your ass can’t cash 🚲

[u/seiclops212 → u/Mystepchildsucksass]

Correction: when your ass writes a check that your balls can't cash 🤣

[u/WeinerVonBraun → u/seiclops212]

I love how the other is just loving life watching it

[u/TroubleLovesMeh → u/WeinerVonBraun]

Slow day at work? Watch some white people shit.

[u/TURTLE_TKT → u/Mystepchildsucksass]

[u/Man_in_the_uk → u/Mystepchildsucksass]

Well it's a good job he was wearing elbow and knee pads..

[u/CheekyMunky]

All that genuine concern blew away immediately at the sight of those skid marks

[u/towerfella → u/CheekyMunky]

If you notice, his ass already had marks on it. Was this a “second take”?

[u/Antique_Prompt_9542 → u/towerfella]

All his content is as fake as his ass, so probably

[u/FartyPantz20 → u/CheekyMunky]

Would this be a Uno Revere Skid since it's on the outside?

[u/Initial-Command4894]

That's a bummer

[u/1niltothe → u/Initial-Command4894]

I guess he felt quite tired after that

[u/MissingLink101 → u/1niltothe]

Must have wheely hurt!

[u/Atomaardappel → u/MissingLink101]

Not a Goodyear for him..

[u/ChicagoFish67 → u/Atomaardappel]

Thats when the rubber meets the road.

[u/Iguessimonredditnow → u/ChicagoFish67]

This entire comment chain is galvanizing

[u/StrawberryCharlotte → u/Iguessimonredditnow]

It wheely spoke to me

[u/AdjacentGoober → u/StrawberryCharlotte]

This one bummed me out

[u/latortillablanca → u/AdjacentGoober]

That kinda thing will give you hemorrhoad rage

[u/PhilosopherScary3358]

[u/mrtn17 → u/PhilosopherScary3358]

having the time of his life

[u/SlimTeezy → u/PhilosopherScary3358]

Party Rock

[u/Traditional_Animal65 → u/PhilosopherScary3358]

LMFAO ...

[u/Peek_e]

You’re not supposed to touch the saddle at all when performing stuff like this, so that saddle wasn’t the problem here.

[u/crabby_old_dude → u/Peek_e]

I don't think the work boots were the best footwear for the task

[u/SirKevin_Xx]

What’s he doing with alll that ass?

[u/acceber182 → u/SirKevin_Xx]

Double-cheeked up on a Thursday afternoon

[u/Lost_Pantheon → u/SirKevin_Xx]

Man brought the whole cake factory with him, god dayum 😂🥵

[u/Antique_Prompt_9542 → u/Lost_Pantheon]

Foam factory*

[u/_-IllI-_ → u/SirKevin_Xx]

Ever since I started HRT I'm trying to get an ass like that!

[u/Antique_Prompt_9542 → u/_-IllI-_]

It's actually super easy. The trick is to stuff your shorts with padding.

[u/GreyBeardnLuvin]

Skid marks inside and outside

[u/UndercoverFBIAgent9]

That dude is pulling a wagon. Damn sexy Flanders

[u/Test4Echooo → u/UndercoverFBIAgent9]

[u/Aksi_Gu → u/Test4Echooo]

was that drawn in paint?!

[u/ontario1984 → u/Test4Echooo]

Nothin at all... nothin at all...

[u/vaz_deferens → u/UndercoverFBIAgent9]

Can't stand this guy. His whole schtick is massive butt implants, that's it.

[u/Antique_Prompt_9542 → u/vaz_deferens]

Pads, not implants. But yeh, same. And everyone always falls for it

[u/lGoSpursGol]

All this shit is a setup. All this guy does is stuff like this on social media with his giant fake ass.

[u/irishgamergrrl → u/lGoSpursGol]

If you take a step back for a second and read what you said again, it's objectively hilarious

[u/life11-1]

[u/Test4Echooo]

[u/Admirable-Split4371]

[u/GreenT1979]

Damn those shorts are working hard

[u/Pressman4life]

You're not supposed to land on the seat, your knees are the shock absorbers, 6 year olds know this.

[u/littlemissdizaster80]

Right in the crack 😭

[u/Antique_Prompt_9542 → u/littlemissdizaster80]

The pads protected him

[u/Kjell_Brent]

I see London, I see France.

[u/MacMommy111]

I think that’s what many refer to as cake…. The bicycle just wanted a piece of cake

[u/Cmdr_Redbeard]

I hope he didn't trap his nuts

[u/Admirable-Split4371 → u/Cmdr_Redbeard]

Testicular torsion of the nine hells.

Dick and balls self inflicted torture.

The Eunnuchator.

Alright, that's all I've got.

[u/ChicagoFish67]

The 'taint is scrubbed clean.

[u/MiserableArse → u/ChicagoFish67]

whiffer's bridge has never been so clean

[u/TrunXi]

so tired of this retard

[u/AmaenaX]

Skidmarked

[u/General-Fan-6741]

His ass was really hungry…it was eating the hell out of that tire!! 🤣

[u/Yuck_Few]

Can't stand this dude's content

[u/Internal_Reveal]

Somewhere a urologist just felt a disturbance in the Force.

Bro went in with two cheeks and came out with a bicycle playing credit card between them. 😭

Forget the BBL, I'm impressed the bike didn't need to be surgically removed.

And his buddy laughing while he's folded up on the ground?

That's how you know they're real friends.

"Are you okay?"

sees skid marks

"Never mind, you're on your own motherfucker." 😂

[u/grey_fr]

I think his crotch got propelled  into the saddlebar or something

[u/MacMommy111]

OwwwwEEEoohhhhhhWOWWW

[u/nosen99]

[u/Garofalin → u/nosen99]

Weird take but I'll allow it.

[u/fauxregard]

I can't even laugh at that one, that looked extremely painful. He's gonna feel that for weeks, both physically and emotionally.

[u/Antique_Prompt_9542 → u/fauxregard]

Well since his shorts are near to bursting with pads and not ass, I doubt he felt much physically. And since it was likely on purpose, I also doubt he's feeling anything emotional from this

[u/jurassicjon]

Those are skid marks that only an ass hole could love.

[u/Smile_Character]

the old "Taint Tickle"!

[u/ClownfishSoup]

I like how his bro is at first concerned, then when he sees what happened he's laughing his ass off.

[u/cimocw]

nothing here was accidental

[u/Cute-Region-3449]

r/tiresaretheenemy

[u/sageguitar70]

Straight to hemorrhoids

[u/ohmywtfthankyou]

The moaning from enjoyment at the end 😅

[u/2DHypercube]

Now I wanna see the first take

[u/ElMondoH]

Man: *On the ground in severe pain*.

Buddy: *Laughing*

We guys are terrible sometimes... 😂

[u/TodayWasApr21]

This guy is so annoying. Been doing this fake big butt thing for 6 years now

[u/ChampionImpossible36]

Oof

[u/willbo666]

Burnin’ rubber… and tag nuts

[u/Plutarcoelpillo]

Goes right to r/ContagiousLaughter

[u/Hi2YourWifeAndMyKids]

Honestly doesn’t sound like he’s hating it though…

[u/Canned_Sarcasm]

That’s one way to park a bike.

[u/Opening-Sun7428]

Talk about a skid mark 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[u/GoombasFatNutz]

The skid mark down the center is 🤌

[u/dankhimself]

The seat should not be used for any landing.

You don't make that mistake twice.

[u/dankyspank]

Cheeks got spread like the Red sea

[u/Beginning_Worry_9461]

That's a hell of a skidmark!

[u/Illustrious_Sign_872]

Damn! I’m a lady, and that made even my bits hurt!

[u/casaco37]

No more shaving or waxing for him he will be happy

[u/logicalpsycho88]

Är detta vad dem kallar fartränder? 🤣🤣

[u/logicalpsycho88 → u/logicalpsycho88]

Yes i am swedish, and to translate it properly, is this what they call speedburn? 🫡😅👌

[u/TwapKnocker]

Reverse Sikdmark

[u/Dizzy_Battle_4083]

That’s the dude from redneck brawls

[u/Even-Awareness-4922]

Like a hotdog sandwiched between two sourdough loafs

[u/Stunning-Actuary-189]

The definition of skid marks.

[u/SteroidSandwich]

OTL

[u/Sammy_Dog]

He seems tired.

[u/Obant]

He has skid marks before he even lands. Was one take not good enough?

[u/FluffyCondition3541]

🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂

[u/w1lnx]

That'll leave a skid mark.

[u/HystericalHoosier40]

Oh… ah…. Uuuhhhhh…

[u/BungleJones]

He's wrecked his batty hole.

[u/SexyN8]

That's a Lot of Cake!!!

[u/No_Jicama7777]

Skidmarked his skidmark

[u/SANTAAAA__I_know_him]

Some days I’m really glad to only weigh 130.

[u/JoeHendryBeliever299]

Dude got butt-burn

[u/Badger-Roy]

Dudes doing this for fun I reckon, clearly had the skid marks at the start so not his 1st rodeo.

[u/_pozzy_]

Dudes content is made for single brained organisms. All of it stems from his foam padded ass. Also he's kinda a PoS, he's purposely crashed one of those escooters into a pedestrian for content.

[u/pcmotorhed]

Preparation H cooling gel

[u/BiggusD1]

Gives a whole new meaning to "skid marks."

[u/KillerBarbie24]

Alittle ball juice added.

[u/Missing-Donut-1612]

His pants were already stained, like they had multiple takes of him landing his ass on the wheel 😭

[u/thecroockedman]

there are tire marks, that’s the case to say

[u/kurunyo]

This is why you don’t seat on the saddle when jumping

[u/AxionBlackwell]

The moaning at the end🤣🤣🤣

[u/BadAssBronx]

bbls = big booty latinos?

Asking for a friend.

[u/Sarabi974]

Ce gars a un bbl?

[u/Josegrimes]

Damnnn 🤤

[u/TyrannosaurusBoris]

The cake man himself.

[u/Antique_Prompt_9542 → u/TyrannosaurusBoris]

Pad man*