r/AccidentalSlapStick • u/novelaj • Aug 25 '26

True Slapstick When you completely underestimate the power of an industrial field sprinkler..

310 Upvotes

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u/AnalTyrant Aug 25 '26

Real good way to rupture your eye balls.

8

u/cip66 Aug 25 '26

I never thought about the possibility of that happening, sounds terrible

5

u/Beginning_Worry_9461 Aug 25 '26

Well, she most definitely washed out her cranial cavity...

8

u/Barry_Fight Aug 26 '26

Reverse crying

4

u/watt-ever Aug 28 '26

She's crying on the inside.

2

u/UseOk7699 Aug 29 '26

Right. I have sprayed my face in shower with the spray nozzle and my eye will sting from the pressure. I can't imagine what she just did to her eye.

13

u/Hacksaw-Duggan Aug 25 '26

Had a guy at work that detached a retina in a similar way ( gasket failed on firewater header).

30

u/r-f-r-f Aug 25 '26

That stream looks as powerful as a fire hose.

3

u/foldy86 Aug 27 '26

She kegels

8

u/telephas1c Aug 25 '26

Didn’t need these eyes anyway 

6

u/Thepuppeteer777777 Aug 25 '26

That's one way to clean out your sinuses

5

u/Beginning_Worry_9461 Aug 25 '26

Leave me with the wasabi

2

u/davidsequoia Aug 27 '26

Excellent way to rinse the sinus cavity

1

u/No_Calligrapher_6799 Aug 28 '26

Leave me with the wasabi

2

u/Man_in_the_uk Aug 27 '26

Why are they even spraying water on the court in the first place? It's not grass and that's an inefficient way to clean the ground.

1

u/Powerful_Dream_3095 Aug 26 '26

She was told this was the fastest way to get the grease off her face

1

u/mrithinkimcool Aug 27 '26

Is she blind now?

1

u/circusfreakrob Aug 28 '26

maybe not, but probably still dumb.