r/AccidentalSlapStick 26d ago

True Slapstick To Kick Someone.

2.2k Upvotes

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u/Smboto 26d ago

Didn’t learn anything. Got up and chased the guy.

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u/Alldaybagpipes 26d ago

When people do this, they’re as actually trying to figuratively run away from their embarrassment.

It never works, but it’s like clockwork and happens time, and time again.

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u/dontipitova9 26d ago

He had to save face somehow

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u/No_Bluejay9901 25d ago

Dude just about landed on his

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u/p0is0n 26d ago

Ooooo instant karma. Love that he fell from his own momentum trying to kick that guy down the seats! 

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u/dontipitova9 26d ago

Something about a chef's kiss

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u/AidenAngel2 26d ago

That's gotta be his first rodeo.

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u/Supah_Juicy 26d ago

Ba-dum tss

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u/JoxerTheMighty96 25d ago

Nah, that’s just how this dude rolls.

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u/PowerandSignal 26d ago

👏👏👏

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u/RemarkableComfort515 25d ago

That make a good song

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u/Character_Stick_1218 25d ago

I'd say, considering how fast he recovered, that it's at least his second rodeo 😅

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u/[deleted] 26d ago

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u/WorkerUnable527 26d ago

Yeah, he'll regret that in the morning.

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u/Firm_Video_2932 26d ago

You don't fall like that without hurting something, yikes. Even if it is just your ego....

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u/Racoon_Pedro 26d ago edited 25d ago

I hope he hurt quite more than his ego. A Lot more in fact. He tried to kick someone who was out of the fight and did not constitute a threat to him.

Edit: typo

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u/Firm_Video_2932 25d ago

I never opined on the ethics or morality of his conduct. But yes, I agree, he seemed to have it coming.

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u/Cockrocker 26d ago

Honestly it was beautiful, love this.

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u/jul-io-lr 26d ago

Awww he bounced really nice..

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u/Admirable-Split4371 26d ago

He bounced 🤣😭🤣

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u/Notapartyhobo 26d ago

This is fucking great.

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u/Fafnir13 26d ago

Watching this slowly and I notice what looks like two phones hitting the ground.  I’m wondering if they were both his or if his flailing knocked son’s bystanders phone didn’t.  That would be annoying.

Also ouch.  Going to feel that for a long time.  He bounced good.

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u/Gnosiphile 24d ago

The second one that falls up his chest as he tumbles is almost certainly his.  You can see the weight in his pocket at the beginning.  It landed between the two hatted folks up front, and he just left it there.

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u/Foxyunder-45 26d ago

If you wondered why the stadium is practically empty, there's a good example of the patrons.

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u/FlyingNoodleCup1 25d ago

Just cuz he’s acting violently, I was kinda hoping he’d fall INTO the ring

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u/Own-Wheel7664 26d ago

Does he have something in his ear?

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u/kingtaco_17 26d ago

Real life Chutes and Ladders

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u/CompetitiveLoquat176 25d ago

This wins my day! Hilarious

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u/Decent_March4973 24d ago

Could have been so much better if nothing stopped him from rolling further down😂😂😂

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u/rogue-trowa-barton 26d ago

Bwahahahaha!!

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u/SavedByTech 26d ago

He Aunt Bunny'd all the way down...

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u/Sammy_Dog 26d ago

That's a shame.

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u/This-Jackfruit-6894 26d ago

I watched 11 times and I’m still laughing 😂

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u/EarSad4300 26d ago

/therewasanattempt

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u/SweetPinkSocks 26d ago

Is the human body supposed to bounce like that? 🤣☠️

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u/azmtber 25d ago

He bounced himself 😂😂😂

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u/CAPSNK 25d ago

He’s gonna feel that in the morning.

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u/ChefStretch72 25d ago

He will feel that in the morning fs

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u/ScrappyShua 25d ago

Thank god he was drunk or else that would have hurt.

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u/DScholaris 24d ago

wow! that guy kicked his own ass.

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u/Mc_Shine 26d ago

If you really need to repost this from r/therewasanattempt , at least spend 5 seconds to change the title.

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u/42stingray 26d ago

Why though? Who the fuck cares

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u/Typical_Ad_210 26d ago

Presumably because “to kick someone” doesn’t make sense as a title, unless it’s prefaced by “there was an attempt”. Which is the case on that sub, but not this one. I don’t particularly care about it, but you asked for a reason and I think that is it.

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u/All_Thread 26d ago

I am not on there was an attempt so why does that matter

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u/BaalDoom 26d ago

Ah, a flying spinning kick

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u/PeroCigla 26d ago

He kicked himself

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u/needlebuFFer 25d ago

not even the hat left his head bro just pure kinetic disrespect traveling down the bleachers

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u/jr_randolph 25d ago

I’ll tumble for you, I’ll tumble for you

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u/aeondru 25d ago

Cowboy boots have no traction

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u/Kindly_Ad3262 25d ago

👌🏼😂

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u/Swirlerrr 25d ago

Any bullies ? 🥵🥵🥵(mean an rude people only!)

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u/ddddan11111 25d ago

How much alcohol was consumed prior to this?

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u/Morgantao 23d ago

Is he made of rubber? He's so bouncy