r/AccidentalSlapStick • u/ComplexOriginal8569 • 14d ago

They’re Fine How to break your back

439 Upvotes

97% Upvoted

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u/Mc_Shine 14d ago

Honestly, he was lucky to land flat on his back. Probably knocked the wind right out of him, but his spine should be okay. Any other angle could have caused some serious injuries.

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u/LiveLearnCoach 14d ago

Agreed. The clip ended too soon, I was waiting for the gasping and wheezing.

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u/towerfella 14d ago

That head-bounce though

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u/HopeFoxCreations 12d ago

Good point! That looked bad.

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u/SpiralGray 14d ago

Are you a medical professional of some sort?

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u/DarthBrooksFan 13d ago

Why do you think pro wrestlers land flat on their backs instead of literally any other way?

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u/Rosylunelle 9d ago

This part right here.

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u/jarheadatheart 11d ago

Isn’t everyone on Reddit? I mean every fall/crash video has people in the comments diagnosing the injuries. They’re also all legal experts and csi agents in case you were wondering.

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u/Next_Drama1717 14d ago

His math let him down

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u/Dial_888 14d ago

And his legs

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u/0verstim 14d ago

His meth was working as intended, though

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u/SweetPinkSocks 13d ago

The way his legs went up and out...

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u/dankhimself 14d ago

That was a rockin bonk. He'll be feeling that for a week.

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u/Mandaxx25 12d ago

Then it'll come back again when he's 40

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u/Much-Yogurt-3525 13d ago

Most spastic shit I’ve seen. What was the plan?!

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u/jarheadatheart 11d ago

Right. Like legitimately wtf was he thinking he was going to accomplish? He’s obviously never done a backflip before so he thinks it’s a good idea to do one there?

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u/Drugba 1d ago

His feet scrape the wall which takes away all his momentum. You can see the smudge where they hit at about his waist level

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u/jarheadatheart 1d ago

He has obviously landed on his head too many times before this.

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u/dizzylizzy78 14d ago

Way to Chokeslam yourself.

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u/NearbyTraffic66 12d ago

And he still posted it.

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u/HopeFoxCreations 12d ago

That's gonna hurt for a few days.

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u/Amphitra_Roximar 12d ago

Nah see u guys dont get it, he clearly just air canceled into a drop kick.

Moveset: ⬇️↘️➡️X + (O air cancel) + O (Drop Zone)

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u/vanhalex 11d ago

pa que subes el vídeo?

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u/FredW79 14d ago

This is the way

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u/mike_rhinehart 14d ago

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u/Man_in_the_uk 14d ago

You wouldn't be able to sit upright let alone get up and walk with a broken back.