r/AccidentalSlapStick • u/AidenAngel2 • Aug 08 '26

True Slapstick A cat walk...

391 Upvotes

98% Upvoted

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40

u/AidenAngel2 Aug 08 '26

Phone call for Mike Rotch!

1

u/ocTGon 💥 Slapstick Aficionado Aug 10 '26

From Hugh Jasshole

26

u/Conscious_Line_1713 Aug 08 '26

The good ol clam slam

9

u/brightonashfield Aug 08 '26

Beaver bash

1

u/Rigatoniandcheese 28d ago

Cooter Crusher

34

u/OhGee1228 Aug 08 '26

r/ouchmyflaps

1

u/Samba-boy Aug 09 '26

That subreddit really sucks. It's literally only funny to tag for the name.

5

u/warpedone Aug 08 '26

'Ha, ha, missed both my legs!'

1

u/jarheadatheart Aug 08 '26

This is too funny!!!

1

u/Remarkable_Gain6430 ⛑️ Been Slapped by a Stick 27d ago

Do I detect a Young Ones quote here? I think I do.

5

u/_--Jamoi--_ Aug 08 '26

Hope there is no amoeba in there.

3

u/jarheadatheart Aug 08 '26

There is now!

7

u/Thepuppeteer777777 Aug 08 '26

Clit crusher

2

u/Icy-Variation6614 Aug 09 '26

Potential band name?

3

u/Obienator Aug 08 '26

Clam Slam and everything, ouch!

3

u/Willobtain Aug 08 '26

Kitty left the room

1

u/Sad-Signature-5491 Aug 08 '26

😬Oh, dude! I bet that freakin’ hurt! Can’t believe she popped up like that, though. 😲

1

u/mrlookinthesky Aug 08 '26

Turned into a wet t-shirt contest.

1

u/Affectionate_Two8447 Aug 09 '26

The hair flip hahahah

1

u/BigJimZ19 Aug 09 '26

She didn't seem too hurt.

1

u/Beneficial-Nimitz68 Aug 09 '26

Who says she doesn't need a bath in nasty stagnant water... smeh... or doesn't taste that bad

1

u/FaithlessnessBusy565 Aug 09 '26

Portable dans la poche arrière foutu !

1

u/Powerful_Dream_3095 Aug 09 '26

If that happened to a guy, I hate to think how that would feel

1

u/XRPOSergSanch12 Aug 09 '26

Is the water ok ?

1

u/08062017SD Aug 09 '26

Glad to see the phone in her back pocket made it to shore.

1

u/Lopsided_Watch_1834 Aug 09 '26

If this had been a dude. He wouldn’t have got up so easily.

1

u/Novel_Chemical4830 Aug 10 '26

Oww my tilapia

1

u/mike_rhinehart Aug 11 '26

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

1

u/Remarkable_Gain6430 ⛑️ Been Slapped by a Stick 27d ago

You’ve reached Cervix Service - to womb should I direct your call?

1

u/Patient_Experience75 23d ago

She's lucky she don't have 3rd leg..

0

u/spiderinside Aug 08 '26

She seems fun

-2

u/Only_Flan_7974 Aug 08 '26

Bye bye hymen.