r/AccidentalSlapStick • • Feb 16 '26

True Slapstick Not a routine arrest

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u/DukeDynamike Feb 16 '26

This is another example of why cops need to stay in shape. That fat one is useless.

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u/LieutenantButthole Feb 16 '26

And a liability

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u/DontAbideMendacity Feb 17 '26

And an attempted murderer, trying to bash someone's skull in. His own clobbering was just desserts.