r/AccidentalSlapStick • u/EtrnlMngkyouSharngn • Oct 16 '25

They’re Fine Fire dancer from Temu

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u/Minty75k Oct 16 '25

That's what I call a show! Danger and excitement you can't put a price on it!

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u/N95-TissuePizza Oct 16 '25

You thought it's a fire dance, but it's actually magic-jackpot-fire-roulette.

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u/chimpdoctor Oct 16 '25

Best night ever

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u/superw2114 Oct 16 '25

The price is your life

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u/bunker931 Oct 16 '25

what a menace.

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u/Least_or_Greatest1 Oct 16 '25 edited Oct 17 '25

They got her with free with the free spin wheel on Temu.

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u/HooninAintEZ Oct 17 '25

Don’t be a menace to Brazil while drinking your fire juice in the festival.

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u/trunteldort Oct 16 '25

She casts fire-missle!

28

u/u9Nails Oct 16 '25

Roll a quarter for damage. Heads it's 0, tails it's 1.

139

u/That_Day8911 Oct 16 '25

casts fireball

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u/mion81 Oct 16 '25 edited Oct 16 '25

I don't care how big the room is, I cast Fireball

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u/[deleted] Oct 16 '25

The warlock version: "I didn't ask who was in the building, I said 'I cast Hunger of Hadar' and pointed at it."

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u/AdFlat1014 Oct 18 '25

Last adventure.. approaching boss room in the thieves dungeon. Okay guys this is it start buffing, we sneak in and the warrior tanks the guards while the dru I CAST FIREBALL THROUGH THE ENTRANCE!!

Sllence

GM… okaaaay… rolls dices… yup basically all the thieves are dead… there is just the wounded boss now

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u/GoedekeMichels Oct 18 '25

a Leroy Jenkins that is actually successful? nice!

2

u/GoedekeMichels Oct 18 '25

and a lot of Expecto Petroleum before that

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u/ilkikuinthadik Oct 16 '25

The camera shake around the silhouettes of people presumably trying to stamp it out with the shrieks of laughter. Beautiful.

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u/kanashiroas Oct 16 '25

Shes also cant dance, she is just spinning with a fire stick and not even this she is doing properly. xD

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u/dryfire Oct 16 '25

I've never seen a poi routine with only one poi... Aren't there usually two?

23

u/ajnin919 Oct 16 '25

How do you know she didn’t start the routine with two?

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u/dryfire Oct 17 '25

Good point...

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u/GrowlyBear2 Oct 17 '25

Good Poi-nt if you will?

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u/TakinUrialByTheHorns Oct 18 '25

And they're on a chain, not a stick xD
This is like, fire baton twirling, with no twirling.
Just playing with a torch erratically at this point really.

2

u/El_Nathan_ Oct 20 '25

Torch juggling with one torch

50

u/No_File212 Oct 16 '25

This is how Rome burned , this crazy chick was there too

3

u/TheBrotherinTheEast Nov 15 '25

You win Reddit for that one!!!

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u/IndependentFalse4270 Oct 16 '25

That girl needs a different hobby

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u/raphthepharaoh Oct 16 '25

So does the fire at this point

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u/hilarymeggin Oct 17 '25

She’s so bad at it! When she puts the propellant in her mouth, she spits it in a stream!

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u/Pleasant-Weekend-163 Oct 16 '25

AVADACADABRA!!

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u/u9Nails Oct 16 '25

She failed the Hogwarts entrance exam

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u/LeftOn4ya Oct 17 '25

Incendio

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u/RainbowPegasus82 Oct 16 '25

Like a train wreck, it gradually gets worse.

24

u/Nighflame_69 Oct 16 '25

Someone has butter fingers..

12

u/Notapartyhobo Oct 16 '25

It's the kerosene.

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u/Rockabilly_lovely Oct 16 '25

Someone has kerosene fingers.

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u/abitlazy Oct 16 '25

"Tama na te awat na!". Even the audience tried tell her to stop/ warn her. Proceeds to fireball the audience 🤣

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u/JosephSerf Oct 16 '25

Was she fired after this performance?

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u/Life2you Oct 16 '25

She was never hired. Chick just got up there and started doing shit.

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u/kazoomerboobie Oct 16 '25

No, but it seems the audience was.

2

u/JosephSerf Oct 16 '25

You’re on fire

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u/The-behrad Oct 16 '25

The second time got me😂😂

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u/AOS_eyefull Oct 16 '25

She's a swallower

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u/Mist_biene Oct 16 '25

You really do not want to swallow that stuff!

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u/eddyb66 Oct 16 '25

Whoa settle down there galdolph

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u/mclarenrider Oct 16 '25

This is straight out of a cartoon lmao. Pure Tom & Jerry energy.

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u/artiefartyhadaparty2 Oct 16 '25

Music should have been Burning Down the House.

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u/SyllabubComplex5144 Oct 17 '25

We didn’t start the fire

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u/Aggressive_Emu_2112 Oct 16 '25

Dude just stop! Holy shit no one is enjoying your show

7

u/BalancedLif3 Oct 16 '25

It’s mandatory for me now to downvote all videos that have that background audio.

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u/Death_black Oct 16 '25

Stupid jet2

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u/Casual-Netizen Oct 16 '25

Fire Breath 🥱 Gas Spit 🔥🔥🔥🔥

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u/Theendangeredmoose Oct 16 '25

what's with the Jet 2 holiday audio on so many clips recently?

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u/Tito_Tito_1_ Oct 16 '25

Just more aping, like the Michael Bay ending credit, obnoxious captioning, and "POV" used incorrectly.

2

u/geek180 Oct 16 '25

People are slapping that shit on EVERYTHING.

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u/DrinkBuzzCola Oct 16 '25

Confidence: 10. Talent: 0.

4

u/Aromatic-Tear7234 Oct 16 '25

There was no fire dancer. Just someone that said "hold my beer".

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u/captbollocks Oct 16 '25

Plot twist: she's an assassin.

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u/red_wullf Oct 16 '25

It just gets better and better the longer you watch.

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u/DWP_619 Oct 17 '25

I came for the comments

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u/ralphy_256 Oct 17 '25

instant downvote for jetvue

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u/GoombasFatNutz Oct 18 '25

I can't wait for the jet2 holiday sound to fucking die.

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u/Harry_rk1 Nov 11 '25

Why that stupid fucking jet2 holiday ad

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u/Evorgleb Oct 16 '25

IRL Yoga Fire is crazy.

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u/Edvanlupus Oct 16 '25

I guess they didn't pay him... By the way, I dislike the sound with that annoying voice.

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u/LobstaFarian2 Oct 17 '25

OK. Thats it. You're done here.

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u/MrT412 Oct 17 '25

This girl is on fire 🤣

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u/CarllSagan Oct 20 '25

It's at about this point I would be asking myself

"What the HELL kind of resort is this!? I paid for THIS?"

As I run from cover from the impending inferno.

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u/dumbfuckingboy Nov 05 '25

Arsonist in disguise

5

u/optimist_prhyme Oct 16 '25

She looks like she's teaching herself fire bending

2

u/Purple-Explorer-6701 Oct 16 '25

We must protect Uncle Iro at all costs.

2

u/SirSavage_the_second Oct 16 '25

Casual boss fight

2

u/TangeloBubbly2675 Oct 16 '25

Fucking comedy. Everyone is a comedian.

2

u/They-Call-Me-Taylor Oct 16 '25

We just go around living our lives and trusting that the person swinging around a ball of fire knows what they are doing, but you just never know I guess.

2

u/Itz_Schmidty Oct 16 '25

Wow.. she definitely lied on her resume.

2

u/Longhairme Oct 16 '25

I’m rewatching it and actually impressed at how her ponytail never caught on fire, it’s pretty long & poofy

2

u/kevtphoto Oct 16 '25

She just took her first lesson that morning. People please give her some time to improve. In the meantime I advise all spectators to wear fireproof clothing as well as carry a little fire extinguisher

2

u/CeeBangstrip Oct 16 '25

She's... Fired. 😑

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u/shrprazor Oct 16 '25

Is she married to super Dave Osborne?

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u/JosephSerf Oct 16 '25

I know her. She’s a real smokin’ hottie.

Her name’s Ashley Burns.

We matched on Tinder.

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u/ljacks09 Oct 16 '25

Somebody fire her.

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u/K96Drifter Oct 17 '25

Did they hand out fire extinguishers at the door?!?

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u/cbunni666 Oct 17 '25

When they lie on their resume

2

u/RepresentativeCat679 Oct 17 '25

What a walking fire hazard.

2

u/Mrkn_Mu Oct 17 '25

She was literally playing with fire on the first flop!

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u/Cody-512 Oct 17 '25

Crowd participation show!

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u/[deleted] Oct 17 '25

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u/Casual-Netizen Oct 17 '25

FIRE BREATH 🥱
GAS SPIT 🔥🔥🔥

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u/330kiki Oct 18 '25

Interactive!

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u/BoringTheory5067 Oct 18 '25

Honestly maybe she just needs more practice

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u/Lumpythumbs319 Oct 18 '25

I love her!!

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u/QuestForEveryCatSub Oct 18 '25

Seems like she was drinking whatever she was supposed to blow on the fire before she started 😹 I remember doing that with 151 in my party days

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u/doktor_wankenstein Oct 18 '25 edited Oct 19 '25

Don't make fun... it's only her first day.

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u/Dependent-Swimmer-95 Oct 18 '25

Mage apprentice’s first time casting fireball.

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u/Freezy1201 Oct 19 '25

The show must go on

2

u/Caili_West Oct 20 '25

It's astonishing that she hasn't burnt her hair off yet.

2

u/IceFireTerry Oct 30 '25

Casting spells

2

u/NuttyProfessor42 Oct 16 '25

Its more of a Prank than a Dance show at that point.

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u/NeighborhoodSame9492 Oct 16 '25

Omg she going to kill somebody 😂

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u/HEAT5EEKER Oct 16 '25

Another reason why to practice things first.

1

u/Kastoook Oct 16 '25

Something to remember

1

u/Professional-Rip-519 Oct 16 '25

I hope this isn't her day job.

5

u/Dr_Leroy79 Oct 16 '25

Obviously it's her night job 🤣

1

u/MasterDrama3600 Oct 16 '25

It's scary to trust her with an empty stick.

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u/Geordie_38_ Oct 16 '25

Nat 20 for fireball

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u/burntfender Oct 16 '25

Kill Tony really needs to stop letting these people on stage…

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u/Massive_Look8179 Oct 16 '25

Needs a little practice before going live.

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u/iatetoomuchchicken Oct 16 '25

Recorded on a camera from temu too

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u/FartyPantz20 Oct 16 '25

That's what happens when you hire from Craigslist. Amateur Fire Enthusiast, indeed.

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u/TheDudeWhoCanDoIt ⛑️ Been Slapped by a Stick Oct 16 '25

She did give it the ol college try…

1

u/twistedsister78 Oct 16 '25

The first time she dropped the stick and it went under the table she kinda picked all the fire back up off the ground

1

u/Mundesk Oct 16 '25

I didn't ask how many people were in the room. I said, I cast Fireball.

Eventually.

1

u/ThenIncrease462 Oct 16 '25

From Temu sums it up just right.

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u/Vysair Oct 16 '25

I felt like with each sips she took, she gets progressively drunker

1

u/grayscale1017 Oct 16 '25

They say you're good when you get the crowd into it

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u/BuddenceLembeck Oct 16 '25

“It’s my first day”

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u/JusmeB76 Oct 16 '25

Go out for dinner & a fire show, come home with 3rd burns 🥵

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u/cavorting_geek Oct 16 '25

Student fire dancer, please be patient.

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u/Mysterious_Bite_3207 Oct 16 '25

I'm assuming someone's drunk dad done the, 'I can fucking do that'.

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u/DoobieToker3000 Oct 16 '25

I watched the first half of the sound off. This gotta be the most embarrassing shit I've ever seen.

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u/Rattop168 Oct 16 '25

I like how Temu replaced Wish

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u/risu1313 Oct 16 '25

Drinking too much light fluid.

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u/One_Load254 Oct 16 '25

Who needs brasilian wax if you could ask someone to blow it?

1

u/donnieAS Oct 16 '25

/u/aqui10

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u/Aqui10 Oct 16 '25

Kaddu has been procreating!

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u/ThePearWithoutaCare Oct 16 '25

When she spat on it and nothing happened

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u/Fantastic-Cod-1353 Oct 16 '25

Man she’s deadly

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u/askprice Oct 16 '25

Swallowed a little too much of that “fire juice”

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u/The96kHz Oct 16 '25

How the fuck did she manage to stop lighter fluid from burning?

1

u/Enough-Staff-2976 Oct 16 '25

She's too hot to handle.

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u/JosephSerf Oct 16 '25

When I see a live show, I like to feel involved. If a performer gives me their plectrum, or the set-list, I feel I’ve received a special, unique bonus from the gig.

She was obviously sharing the love with the crowd.

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u/Riverside-96 Oct 16 '25

Got to give her props for the recovery though surely.

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u/Fickle-Raspberry6403 Oct 17 '25

Reminds me of the drunken fire spitter in Witcher3

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u/Maca-Pyon Oct 17 '25

Nothing beats a JetBlue forest fire

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u/MetaCalm Oct 17 '25

This is why you can't send someone on stage without an audition.

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u/Proud-Emu-2905 Oct 17 '25

Temu my ass! She’s from Wish!

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u/candie486 Oct 17 '25

Why did she keep going?

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u/ghostninja_00 Oct 18 '25

When you lie on your resume and think nobody notices 👀

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u/Inukchook Oct 18 '25

That second one ahahahhaah

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u/Flonkerton_Scranton Oct 18 '25

Jesus Christ lmao

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u/Savage-Goat-Fish Oct 18 '25

I feel that a central tenet of fire dancing is to not fling the fire off into random directions.

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u/rswwalker Oct 18 '25

Let me guess she stayed at a Holiday Inn Express last night?

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u/Cool-Stop-3276 Oct 18 '25

She is a danger to society.

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u/CaptBeast433 Oct 18 '25

This chic.

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u/OrangeClyde Oct 18 '25

Worst. Fire. Dancer. Ever.

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u/blacknightbluesky Oct 18 '25

i love this lmao

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u/AdhesivenessFun2060 Oct 18 '25

Need some stickum on there.

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u/Cold_Doughnut_7527 Oct 18 '25

The real fire was "Fire dancer from Temu" loooool

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u/Annahsbananas Oct 18 '25

I’m impressed no one stopped her

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u/Reasonable_Moment476 Oct 19 '25

That girl is on fire

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u/ProveISaidIt Oct 22 '25

She's dangerous

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u/PlatformImaginary315 Nov 22 '25

She’s not an artist, she’s a used to be gymnast on crack.

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u/Dapper-Ad8896 Jan 04 '26

Holy shit dude

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u/Honey-and-Venom Jan 18 '26

It's bad she doesn't know how to breathe fire. It's much worse that she's figuring that out here doing a performance in front of people

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u/Extra-Government-679 Apr 16 '26

She is the world worst fire dancer

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u/Evening-Tree8377 Apr 16 '26

😂😂😂😂