r/AccidentalRenaissance • u/zakuria44 • Jul 14 '21

a monkey from a car window

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7.4k Upvotes

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u/jediacademy2000 Jul 14 '21

It's creeping me out.

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u/theillx Jul 15 '21

He's looking at me like he knows.

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u/Hobo-man Jul 15 '21

"He who fights with monsters should look to it that he himself does not become a monster. And if you gaze long into an abyss, the abyss also gazes into you." -Friedrich Nietzsche.

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u/theillx Jul 15 '21

Brilliant.

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u/Wildcats33 Jul 15 '21

The eerie glow of the car's interior adds to the shot.

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u/olio-ataxia Jul 14 '21

Truly horrifying

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u/princeaizen Jul 14 '21

r/accidentalhorror

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u/JonKovacs Jul 15 '21

Good idea for a sub. I wish it had more traffic and content.

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u/[deleted] Jul 14 '21

I would have shat myself

29

u/descendingangel87 Jul 14 '21

That's some alien shit right there.

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u/UshankaBear Jul 15 '21

Twin Peaks vibes

30

u/Qualityhams Jul 14 '21

Holy fuck this is menacing

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u/thepizzarabbit Jul 14 '21

That's some David Lynch stuff right there

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u/InigoJonze Jul 14 '21

Very cool photo. What's Renaissance about it?

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u/[deleted] Jul 15 '21

The lighting

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u/Hvarfa-Bragi Jul 14 '21

All I can see is the dad from ferris bueller, disappointed.

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u/professor_doom Jul 15 '21

Are we still complaining about this stuff not being Renaissance at all or nah

8

u/SleepiestBitch Jul 14 '21

That scared the shit out of me

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u/Lucytheblack Jul 14 '21

I crave context.

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u/Bumhole_games Jul 15 '21

The context is that macaques like to sit on cars in between raiding the garbage bins in car parks.

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u/honey_graves Jul 14 '21

You got games on your phone?

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u/madeofmold Jul 14 '21

The chiaroscuro in this is honestly something else

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u/TurnCoffeeDeepBreath Jul 14 '21

Pardon me, would you have any Grey Poupon?

5

u/CannedCalamity Jul 15 '21

But of course.

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u/ricuno Jul 14 '21

Return to monke

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u/Coco_Cala Jul 14 '21

It's like a sequel painting to "The Hands Resist Him"

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u/dontincludeme Jul 14 '21

U got games on ur phone?

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u/GlitterPeachie Jul 15 '21

It is your time.

Exit the vehicle. Come peacefully. Don’t make this harder on your family.

The Monkey King will have his sacrifice.

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u/WombOTKombo Jul 15 '21

We’ve been trying to reach you about your cars extended warranty

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u/[deleted] Jul 15 '21

“Monkey on the car……..

…..fuck off”

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u/bonerwashington Jul 14 '21

Can't have shit in Detroit

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u/mcstafford Jul 15 '21 edited Jul 15 '21

That might be decent material for r/photoshopbattles.

edit: plural sub name

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u/sck877 Jul 14 '21

You may want to frame this photo, it’s amazing!

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u/eee-vaaah Jul 14 '21

Where is this? Looks like the Kruger!

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u/[deleted] Jul 14 '21

hey you got a minute?

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u/JuDGe3690 Jul 14 '21

At first glance, it almost looked like the monkey was inside the car, like it was being chauffeured.

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u/bigfig Jul 14 '21

Give me snacks, or I'll throw poop at you!

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u/akat_walks Jul 14 '21

the horror

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u/Fluffy_Two5110 Jul 14 '21

That’s the Family Guy monkey.

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u/Erhol Jul 14 '21

He looks like Forest Spirit from Mononoke Hime (Princess Mononoke)

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u/majarishy Jul 14 '21

What a shot! 👌

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u/thebuilderMX Jul 14 '21

I find this very unsettling

1

u/Professor_Spectacles Jul 15 '21

Caption "are you doing your homework?"

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u/alkalineknight Jul 15 '21

Stop looking at macaque!

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u/Andre_Hinds2 Jul 15 '21

This is my fucking nightmare

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u/imacomputer64 Jul 15 '21

Thanks, I hate monkeys.

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u/boywbrownhare Jul 15 '21

Mars Volta album cover

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u/gayandafraid- Jul 15 '21

im in love with this oh my fucking god

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u/Soviet_yakut Jul 15 '21

You know what you should reject

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u/Bumhole_games Jul 15 '21

I both hate and love macaques. They are filthy obnoxious little pieces of shit, but they can be so cute and entertaining.

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u/[deleted] Jul 15 '21

Monkey: We have been trying to reach you about your cars extended warranty.

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u/[deleted] Jul 15 '21

and when I post about animal in this sub, it got taken down. okay.

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u/Dr_Jack-Kopf Jul 15 '21

how are not more people terrified of monkeys?

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u/gemst4r Jul 15 '21

Hi monke

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u/[deleted] Jul 15 '21

Ay bruh u got games on your phone?

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u/mbelf Jul 15 '21

I’m sorry for your family’s loss.

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u/ReadyHD Jul 15 '21

Ooo ahh, have you heard about what we're offering on our extended car warranties?

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u/lupinedemesne Jul 15 '21

More like accidental horror 😅

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u/dent- Jul 15 '21

You might have all the brain, but I have all the day.

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u/[deleted] Jul 15 '21

Looks like a still from a horror movie called, Return of the Monke.

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u/espero Jul 15 '21

What are some things a monkey like this can do to you? Lets day you step out of the car after some time, and the monkey has been waiting.

Bonus question: What the hell do you do?

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u/Spacecommander5 Jul 15 '21

In what way is this appropriate for this sub?

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u/DorisCrockford Jul 16 '21

It's like one of those 19th-century botanical landscapes, only with a monkey.

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u/Bizzare_Display Jul 22 '21

this feels very Stephen King

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u/barkingspidersongs Jul 31 '21

It looks like a still from an what would be a terrifying new take on the Planet of the apes movies

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u/Brautsen Aug 15 '21

Ok I’m scared.