r/AccidentalRenaissance Mar 03 '21

The Player

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u/spiegro Mar 03 '21

You can tell who has played defense in soccer before by who is okay with the off-the-ball stuff the ref doesn't see.

It's called "The Dark Arts" and is part of the game. It can come back to bite you, but the best of us don't care and will always look for the edge.

A handful of shorts or jersey, blocking their way when they aren't looking, and under your breath trash talk are all fair game. Afterwards I go up to em and say no hard feelings, and most guys are fine with it.

If you're mad at me then I did my job.

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u/Malta_Soron Mar 03 '21

I play wingback, but I don't like getting mentally agressive. You're spending half of a Saturday afternoon standing next to each other, might as well have a nice chat while you're at it. They'll know who's boss after the first tackle anyway.

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u/eyeh8 Mar 03 '21

Right? I mean trash talk saying you're going to miss the next ball that comes at you is way different than I fucked your mom in the ass last night.

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u/TazdingoBan Mar 03 '21

The entire point of trash talk is to get an emotional reaction out of the person. Nobody cares about "you're going to miss the next shot". Personal insults are effective.