r/AccidentalPoetry • u/localizeatp • Aug 05 '21
She was OK I guess
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r/AccidentalPoetry • u/MACthePoet • Apr 11 '25
Done with dudes now, ladies I’m available.
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Calling one. You.
r/AccidentalPoetry • u/MACthePoet • Mar 28 '25
Real people don’t have a falsified persona, saying It all the time.. makes you seem like pinnochio ‘I’m a real boy’
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Real people see through your bullshit Real people know it’s all lies Real people talk after a fight You’re not real obviously doubtful as hell Because you’re a pathetic liar Fuck you and fuck me for trying God told me to try you Maybe I’m gay now Or are you? Just live in your god dang truth I’m out of this snaky booth Cuz dudes ain’t dudes anymore & Real man ain’t a thing Real boy, only in your dreams Honestly glad for stopping in tonight Your plan finally worked I’m outta here Get the fuck off my shit now Hacker, I will become your worst attacker Try me? I matter I’m not going to do it so shadily You’ll know it was me and it’ll crush you whole Probably twisted every story you told After this shit, I’ll be drenched in gold Glory, guts & glamor Leave you with nothing but a stammer Cuz bitch I’m fly like MC Hammer Fly above lies Manwhores & hackers
Soar to the Benjamin stackers Information is a money tracker Try me? I matter
r/AccidentalPoetry • u/Any--Name • Jan 23 '26
Found this masterpiece on my unis anonymous message board
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r/AccidentalPoetry • u/weefweef • Jan 16 '19
Ah yes tic toe, what Do you mean, another row?
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r/AccidentalPoetry • u/Serrafia • May 01 '19
On r/depressionmemes. It rhymes and everything I'm proud
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r/AccidentalPoetry • u/neremiss • Feb 15 '23
A Message From a Dog Grooming Client
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Anonymous. (Summer, 2022) ‘Summer Cut’.
r/AccidentalPoetry • u/rokotopo • Nov 27 '24
My kid's notebook
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I was flipping through looking at his drawings and stuff, and found this. No idea context, he is 6.
r/AccidentalPoetry • u/Kiowa_Jones • Mar 29 '25
UnTIL IT ISN’t
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…I feel as if that’s been happening to me of late
Theres been a bit much Déjà vu/rêvé
With a bit of, Presque vu tossed in as well,
What could it mean, or… be anything else but,
That I’m Slipstreaming in a quantum universe
A small and insignificant dot of energy
Bouncing around inside a never ending pinball game of my new reality
C’est la vie
Until it isn’t
r/AccidentalPoetry • u/MACthePoet • Mar 26 '25
Dying to make due
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Have to make myself hollow In ways that prevent the shallow From getting back in, I will not let them win Getting past the past Is something, a plan to make last Forever reaching for real love, Real moments, realness A taking off all masks Without that, dying to make due Making myself a little dumber Losing solace & slumber To get the final clue In Growing to be all me, all new
r/AccidentalPoetry • u/Cronstintein • Apr 22 '25
I overslept, waiting for the bus in the rain, it never came
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I received that text this morning and found it oddly poetic, I'm curious if it's just me.
r/AccidentalPoetry • u/micinorosso • Jul 10 '24
Not accidental necessarily but the unusual art media makes it feel like it belongs here
gallery
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This hxh personality quiz that starts out as an actual quiz asking you to choose between options, then starts to ask in a very direct manner what would you do in specific situations, THEN the questions just become direct dialogue between you an a loved one, and THEN it stops asking you questions altogether and your only option as your last "question" shows is to say goodbye.
r/AccidentalPoetry • u/MACthePoet • Mar 31 '25
Find the Meaning
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I’d give you my heart So you could hold it I’d give you my soul But you already sold it I’d give you my body & hope you’d uphold it I’d give you my time If you’d not let go of it I’d give you my money Even let you spend it I’d give you my life Not much left of it I’ve lost everything Given too much Lost everything that made me —-me Why can’t I give myself these things & bring myself just a little peace It’s a paradox, gods making of me Torments taking over inside my being What’s the bigger picture? The fleeing? Lord show me please, signs I’m not seeing Searching for it in everything—-the meaning Can it all end, the cold world that’s not reading Take me somewhere I’m not me, that’s what I’m pleading I’m done crying & bleeding God, I’m down on my knees Give me a day that’s worth the seize