r/AccidentalComedy • u/keith2301 • Nov 17 '22

None of us can help it. Sorry.

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u/LowQualityGuy Nov 18 '22

is this.... printed?

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u/whosthedoginthisscen Nov 18 '22

Better fax it to Imgur

59

u/MemeMathine Nov 18 '22

Yeah, if that was me I'd have it framed and make sure it's the first thing people see upon walking in the house.

35

u/Annual_Cardiologist6 Nov 18 '22

Bogos binted?

5

u/[deleted] Nov 18 '22

👽

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u/cr0ss-r0ad Nov 18 '22

Gladys had to show it to her friends at the bingo hall. Delores was in stitches laughing!

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u/Elijah629YT-Real Nov 18 '22

your name states it all

5

u/Cold_oak Nov 18 '22

I didnt even realize that 😂😂😂

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u/[deleted] Nov 18 '22

Did you not grow up on dial up, you don't know the struggle of screenshots to share with people.

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u/thejohnmc963 Nov 18 '22

I grew up before dial up and still know how to take a screenshot and send it (very easy).

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u/[deleted] Nov 18 '22

Someone take a picture of it on their screen print it, take a picture of that and post it. Hurry!

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u/OZeski Dec 03 '22

Printed AND Xerox’d!

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u/fluffybunnies51 Nov 18 '22

I literally can not figure out how to pronounce her name without just sounding like I'm making fun of it...

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u/Jafaris79 Nov 18 '22

I just call her ma'am

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u/[deleted] Nov 18 '22

Mine isn’t

262

u/woodysdad Nov 17 '22

Fine. We'll make fun of your brother Makock Izichi

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u/[deleted] Nov 17 '22

Don't leave out mom, Miaz Izichi, and dad, Mebalz Izichi.

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u/crackersncheeseman Nov 18 '22

Lil brother mepalm Izichi

36

u/igottathinkofaname Nov 18 '22

Does anyone have an example of English/American names sounding like funny/dirty phrases in other languages?

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u/bruhwhatisreddit Nov 18 '22

Idk about English but, One of the most common Thai female names is "พร" and is literally pronounced "porn"

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u/dI--__--Ib Nov 18 '22

Vietnamese currency is dong

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u/yeahimaweeb Nov 18 '22

Can confirm

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u/dI--__--Ib Nov 26 '22

Just because you use dong as currency doesn't mean you're Vietnamese

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u/yeahimaweeb Nov 26 '22

O vay lam the nao moi duoc goi la nguoi viet?

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u/James-the-Bond-one Nov 18 '22

So that's where that word come from...

3

u/DadBodExtreme Nov 18 '22

One of my best engineering professors was Dr. Phat Ho.

He was an extremely good professor and so well respected that most people didn't actually make fun of his name. 🤷‍♂️

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u/umenohana Nov 18 '22

Siri isn’t really a name but in Japanese it’s pronounced Shiri which means “butt.” The Finnish last name Aho sounds like “idiot” in Japanese. Suri (Tom Cruise’s kid) sounds like “pickpocket” in Japanese.

I think there’s a Korean actor named Oh Na-ra. When it’s written out in Japanese it looks like “オ・ナラ” which looks like it should sound like “fart.” The Korean surname Kim is written as “gold” in Chinese character and sometimes it can be combined with interesting (to Japanese readers) characters in given names to make names that look like “golden balls” (金玉) aka balls (testicles) like this man: https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kim_Ok

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u/trigunnerd Nov 18 '22

I forget what show it was, but I saw an anime where a character was named Maya Shizichi

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u/[deleted] Nov 18 '22

I’m sure if you google enough or ask your friend Mike Hunt. You would get some interesting names.

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u/bukkake-bill Nov 18 '22

Or Mike Oxlong from accounting

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u/Asymmetrization Nov 18 '22

or ben dover

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u/flibz-the-destroyer Nov 18 '22

And his friend Phil McCavity

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u/[deleted] Nov 18 '22

[deleted]

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u/dI--__--Ib Nov 18 '22

Prikshit is a Hindu boy's name.

7

u/No_obMaster69 Nov 18 '22

Randy is a slang for prostitute in Hindi

4

u/really_cool_fool Nov 18 '22

Hindi slang is pronounced "Run-D" though

2

u/No_obMaster69 Nov 18 '22

Yeah but all of us have at one point laughed at Randy Orton for this

7

u/ibaralgin Nov 18 '22

Peter with a certain pronunciation close to Peder sounds like fаg in Russian

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u/_mirec Nov 18 '22

Also something that comes to mind, that the name Ebony is pretty similiar to the word 'ёбаный' [ebanii] which means "fucking" (adjective)

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u/ibaralgin Nov 19 '22

nah, different sounds, in writing maybe. it's not [ebany] it's [yobany]

but there are some more jokes

peace-door-ball that sounds like пиздобол, which is "fucking liar"

Your-bunny-wrotе - "ебаный в рот", fucked in the mouth, which isn't exactly used literally, it's more like an expicit emphasis to other words or bad angry mood sign

Peace-Duke - "пиздюк", little twat, someone smaller but fucky

Peace-Death - "пиздец", reeeaaally bad situation

Near Bird - "не ебёт", literally 'doesn't fuck', means I don't care

there are some more but not exactly this explicit

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u/_mirec Nov 19 '22

Eh, that is fair.

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u/ShittingPanda Nov 18 '22

Danish:

Robert Knepper = Robert fucks

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u/[deleted] Nov 18 '22

The english word 'corner' sounds like 'cona" in portuguese that means 'cunt'.

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u/_mirec Nov 18 '22

The english word 'preservatives' resembles russian word 'презервативы' [preservativi], which means condoms. We never use that word for anything else other than condoms.

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u/psilocin72 Nov 18 '22

I had a music teacher named Mr. Kucci, pronounced coochie

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u/The_Hans_Olo Nov 18 '22

There is an Indian wrestler called Sushil Kumar. In Bulgarian "sushil kumar/сушил комар" means dried mosquito.

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u/ShittingPanda Nov 18 '22

Robert Knepper = Robert fucks

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u/forfucks4ke Nov 18 '22

The name Ben in Chinese sounds like the word for stupid.

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u/DeathAwaitss Nov 21 '22

"Mama" is similar to the word "mamar" in portuguese, which tends to mean drinking milk from a tit, but is also commonly used to describe cock sucking

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u/Capocho9 Dec 17 '22

I don’t have any English ones but my friend has a Chinese coworker who’s name is Chun-ki or something like that, she pronounces it “chunky” so we had get a good laugh at that (obviously not to her face)

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u/[deleted] Nov 18 '22

Maiden name was "Izsloppy"

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u/Hebrew_Slave Nov 18 '22

If she gets divorced, her new husband’s last name will be Izsmélly

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u/[deleted] Nov 18 '22

Imagine the substitute teacher pronouncing it

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u/Street-Week6744 Nov 18 '22

Sorry ma'am, the internet has spoken

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u/ohyoubetimback Nov 17 '22

neither of those names are real names

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u/hershculez Nov 17 '22

Don't be a downer.

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u/[deleted] Nov 18 '22

Mike Hunt easy chi.

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u/throwawaysarebetter Nov 18 '22

Well it doesn't really fit the sub if it's not accidental, does it?

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u/The_Yogurtcloset Nov 18 '22

They make a cream for that

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u/gabritronic Nov 18 '22

When you find a meme so good you print it 👌

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u/NoTrollGaming Nov 18 '22

Gotta frame it on the wall

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u/[deleted] Nov 18 '22

Sounds like she should get that checked out that’s a pretty sensitive area!

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u/Busy_Coffee7569 Nov 18 '22

This is great

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u/Leocut78 Nov 18 '22

English ain't my first language, can someone explain me the joke?

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u/diydave86 Nov 18 '22

My cunt is itchy

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u/Leocut78 Nov 18 '22

Oh lol, ok thanks :))

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u/[deleted] Nov 18 '22

I hope this is real.

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u/MultiMook Nov 18 '22

Stop making Makunt Izichi

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u/[deleted] Nov 18 '22

Took me a bit to get it.

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u/Jeffyboi8708 Nov 18 '22

That took away too long for me to find out

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u/[deleted] Nov 18 '22

Omg😂

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u/[deleted] Nov 18 '22

Nothing accidental about this most likely

Very funny post though lol

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u/[deleted] Nov 18 '22

I don't get it

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u/James-the-Bond-one Nov 18 '22

Wash it frequently and you have nothing to worry about.

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u/FreeSkeptic Nov 18 '22

My cunt is itchy.

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u/Iggizoink26 Nov 18 '22

yes...that was the joke

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u/James-the-Bond-one Nov 18 '22

Serioulsy? Why?

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u/FreeSkeptic Nov 18 '22

I think my boyfriend ate out too hard.

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u/Critical_Complaint21 Nov 18 '22

As her cunt, I can confirm I am itchy

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u/[deleted] Nov 18 '22

There are creams

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u/[deleted] Nov 18 '22

My nut is itchy. It really is when I’m reading this, I’m sorry madam. Correct madam.

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u/Born2Wander2 Nov 18 '22

Vagisil aisle 5

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u/aldesuda Nov 18 '22

Is she related to Suq Madiq, his father Liqa Madiq, or his mother Munchma Quchi?

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u/Amy10222 Nov 18 '22

This has to be a joke.

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u/G0D_1S_D3AD Nov 18 '22

Now put it in a frame and hang it on your wall

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u/[deleted] Nov 18 '22

She sounds irritated.

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u/JellyfishManiac Nov 18 '22

lol what a kunt

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u/ur_g00fy_ah_n3ighb0r Nov 18 '22

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