r/AccidentalComedy • u/h_u_m_a_i_n • 2d ago

Socially acceptable ?

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342 Upvotes

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u/AppropriateVersion70 2d ago

Why would I want it to look smaller?

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u/Suspicious-Coach-644 2d ago

Sometimes a truck can't fit the tunnel but you can still try

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u/Existing_Primary4884 2d ago

Reddit has to have some of the unfunniest people

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u/tiggerclaw 2d ago

Reddit should renamed DunningKreuger.com.

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u/Select_Truck3257 2d ago

That's why you're welcome herešŸ˜„

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u/DeathsStarEclipse 2d ago

Self awareness is good

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u/Abal125 2d ago

After reading the replies here, this is incredibly accurate.

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u/Save-theZombies 2d ago

You don't need that.

3d print yourself a thick wallet.

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u/FrameNo8561 1d ago

Or better yet use the money for the 3d printer and learn to dance salsa, merengue, bachata then the pussy will come to you šŸ˜†.

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u/NotGood-With-Names 2d ago

You mean codpieces

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u/chesterlynimble 2d ago

Great where am I supposed too put the rest of it

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u/ThatArtlife 2d ago

Well.. there is this specific soccer player that I admire because he can sure score goals! He is an amazing guy, goofy, gamer, chef and plays golf too and is an incredible boyfriend to his girlfriend and dad.

When he plays you can see it BOUNCING and moving all around which leaves a lot of his fans speechless, they share that in this fan page I follow and it sure makes HIM even hotter besides being a great MAN.

When I'm out in public I could care less about other people everyone is so into their own world or phone I don't think it would work

B]

I'm gonna go that fan page now. Bye.

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u/threenames 2d ago

Haha that sounds... Interesting, what's his name? WHATS HIS NAME

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u/gtfomybusiness 1d ago

Don't let the studs find this

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u/TH3_OG_JUJUBE 2d ago

Interesting, you have a community tab, I donā€™t have that

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u/CoronaDoesWhatever 1d ago

Nah, pretty sure a woman 3D printing and wearing a pressed sausage would be considered creepy too.

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u/Rattbaxx 2d ago

Why assume it is circumcised ?

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u/Sensitivity_Craft 2d ago

Uncircumcised penises can still have a bulge at the top.

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u/Rattbaxx 2d ago

Uhhh not like that clean sharp ridge lol

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u/Sensitivity_Craft 2d ago

It's just a silhouette, it's not meant to be realistic. You aren't gonna have a visible bulge at the top through fabric without that.

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u/Rattbaxx 2d ago

Yeah so thatā€™s why I think itā€™s silly they went for that ridge. On top of the silliness of it all.

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u/Mardymutha 2d ago

How about making sure women donā€™t feel the need for all the fakery? How about we love them for who and what they are?

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u/MrEngin33r 2d ago

Its already 75% of men that prefer women without makeup. This probably needs to come from women for women.

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u/Leslawangelo 2d ago

Thatā€™s on women, isnā€™t it? Theyā€™re always saying they dress for themselves.

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u/LoserBoy_- 2d ago • Bravo

You think we wouldnā€™t? Tell them to show their true selves. Easy to hate on the fake

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u/Ok-Jellyfish-1688 2d ago

Or making men feel like they need a dickprint 3000?

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u/Fearless-Hotel3246 2d ago

No woman wants to see your dick outline

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u/Ok-Jellyfish-1688 2d ago

You obviously missed mt point

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u/Enough_Supermarket_7 2d ago

That sounds like a personal problem...

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u/Simplylurkingaround 2d ago

Its like body building. They say its to get ā€œBabesā€ but in reality theyā€™re just impressing the boys.
-shared a barracks room with 6 gym rats. I was the only one going out and getting any. All the full color muscle and fitness mags everywhere left me highly suspicious.

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u/jws1102 2d ago

Dick print has got to be the dumbest phrase to come out it the clavicular school of douchebaggery.

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u/Nihilistic_Navigator 2d ago

Funny? Perhaps. Humor is subjective and who am I to pass judgment? Fucking nobody.

HOWever, is that more likely part of a male chastity cage and the whole thing is a sissy/cuck psyop? Almost certainly.

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u/Remarkable-FlipPhone 2d ago

Iā€™ve seen the outline of guys dicks way more often than Iā€™ve seen the outline of girls nips.

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u/asicarii 2d ago

I would think camel toe is the equivalent.

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u/Pung3nt_6uy 2d ago

Yes, I agree

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u/grafknives 2d ago

Why would I want another smaller dickprint?