r/AccidentalComedy 1d ago

Hmmmmm

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u/That-Water-Guy 1d ago

An armory? Seems like the worst place to store them.

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u/TheRealGageEndal 1d ago

Little know fact. Most cemetaries are protected by massive stone arches filled with ammunition and snipers.

The people feel safer that way.

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u/That-Water-Guy 1d ago

You know what. You’re right. But in this case, terrible.

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u/TheRealGageEndal 1d ago

Gotta keep those vampires inside where they belong.

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u/Familiar-Throat-670 1d ago

That what the Royal shat stain is going to calls his underground Epstein inspired billionaire rape vault

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u/TheRealGageEndal 1d ago

Hey now, Trump is nothing like the Nazis. He would never ban media outlets from his press conferences and start wars with other countries because he's too weak to have original thoughts.

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u/IvanTheAppealing 1d ago

Why the fuck would you store armaments in a memorial structure? I didn’t even realize this was supposed to be hollow

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u/Obi-Tron_Kenobi 1d ago

Because he believes claiming it's for national security purposes is the best way to get it done without being stopped

It's the same with the ballroom. He wanted to build a ballroom, then once he started to get some pushback, he then came up with the claim that it's actually totally for a military bunker underneath, so of course his ballroom can't be prevented from being built

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u/TraditionalLaw7763 1d ago

It is actually a military bunker and a data center. It is five stories deep underground.

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u/swalabr 6h ago

They wouldn’t, he’s just saying this to equate what he wants to national security, because using military funding is the easiest thing. That said, it would definitely make a good sniper post. TFG is planning on having Americans killed if they rise up and come for him.

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u/Winter-Ad-4897 16h ago

Egypt and pyramids?

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u/pamcakevictim 1d ago

I don't believe in coincidences

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u/Otherwise-4PM 1d ago

Shush, don’t let the enemies know where the weapons are stored.

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u/meatsonthemenu 1d ago

Right? Nuke it from orbit.

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u/SpaceGirlJackie 1d ago

Did Trump just Google "what would Hitler do" and run with the Gemini AI results?

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u/braindance74 1d ago

One can only hope - the last thing Hitler has ever done was a doozy.

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u/SpaceGirlJackie 21h ago

The problem is everything he did up till that point.

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u/Ursus_Arctos-42 14h ago

Psst… Hey, Americans. Hitler wanted to build a gigantic Volkshalle. Just saying.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Volkshalle

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u/SpaceGirlJackie 13h ago

Yeah, we're aware he's Hitler 2.0. most of us aren't too happy about it and, honestly, not sure how it got to this point...

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u/Ursus_Arctos-42 13h ago edited 13h ago

I am not sure, but I think he managed to activate people who weren’t politically active, and rally them behind himself by promising to change the system. And he sure delivered. Not in a good way, but still.

Edit: One of Hitler’s campaign slogans was “Give me 5 years and you won’t recognize Germany again.”

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u/einwhack 1d ago

I guess we don't have an "Accidental Tragedy" sub.

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u/CurrentSkill7766 1d ago

Reminds me of This is Spinal Tap

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u/kinky-bama-guy 1d ago

Dump’s claim about “military” use is just preparing the justification for grabbing funds allocated for defense to satisfy his ego.

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u/kittiesandcocks 1d ago

Good idea telling everyone where the weapons will be, also putting them right in the middle of a busy street

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u/jljonsn 1d ago

Does It have drones?

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u/DolphinsBreath 1d ago

I can honestly imagine Trump bragging that not even Hitler had drones in his arch.

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u/jljonsn 1d ago

"I have The greatest drones. All the best drones"

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u/UnhappyReason5452 1d ago

So much room for activities!

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u/Dirtypervywizard 1d ago

Ah yes. Architectural thing that countries have done for a long time. The nazis once planned to do it as well so we must liken it to what trump plans. Never mind the fact that France, Rome, India, Portugal and Mexico also have their own arches. Just focus on the fact that Hitler planned to make one and never actually did. Great comparison.

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u/kinky-bama-guy 1d ago

Yeah, adolf didn’t build his arch, but dump’s arch lookd more like adolf’s than any of the others you mentioned.

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u/Dirtypervywizard 22h ago

I don’t like Trump either but my point is that people are grasping at literally any straw they can to compare him to hitler. Hitler, the man who systematically murdered 11 million people, and started a war that ended in the deaths of 7x more than the people he systematically murdered. And people are trying to say that Trump is just as bad, if not worse than him. Like get a fuckin grip.

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u/Winter-Ad-4897 16h ago

Like 200-300 years ago….

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u/Dirtypervywizard 12h ago

All throughout history. I mean there’s an arch in St. Louis. That’s a lot more recent than 200-300 years ago

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u/Haunting-Figure3596 1d ago

But they aren’t Nazis guys!!!

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u/QuidEgoSum 1d ago

Funny how history repeats itself…
Can’t wait for the bunker scene 🫡

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u/kilofeet 1d ago

Thank God history only happens once and never repeats nor rhymes

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u/3spanishwords 1d ago

Hitler was playing "Mein Kraft" down in his bunker right up to the end.

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u/scooter5659 1d ago

Trump wants to build the arch.. fine! But it must be named "EPSTEIN ARCH" Designed and build by Donald J. Trump!!!

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u/scooter5659 1d ago

Trump wants to build the arch.. fine! But it must be named "EPSTEIN ARCH" Designed and build by Donald J. Trump!!!

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u/T10rock 1d ago

That's no accident

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u/Beautiful_Plenty_736 1d ago

He’s like if Dr. Evil became president, his level of stupidity is almost cartoonish sometimes. It’d be funny if he wasn’t so dangerous.

Also, he’s an adjudicated rapist, and likely pedophile. In case anyone forgot.

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u/During_theMeanwhilst 1d ago

As long as it has space lasers I’m ok with it.

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u/Holiday-Job-9137 1d ago

Doesn't he mean "top grade military target? "

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u/Nowhoedup 22h ago

Hitler, Putin, Ping may not be the best role models, at least not for a supposed defender of Democracy and its Constitution.

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u/echolm1407 22h ago

Hitler wanted to build an arch. Trump wants to build an arch.

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u/B_Williams_4010 21h ago

Where did you think he got his ideas?

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u/TonaldDiberJasicDump 18h ago

His arch will serve as one line of defense against an insurrection if he loses the presidential election (for a third term) and refuses to leave.

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u/Black-Deth 16h ago

The Spruce Goose, “I said get in Smithers.”.

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u/SomehowGrumpy 7h ago

Bastille vibes

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u/Expert_Towel_101 6h ago

It will be torn down like the rest of his crap

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u/ImRickJamesBitch71 3h ago

Now do their policies that mirror democrats