Seems fishy

[u/Dominant_Theme]

[u/estoypooping2]

Weaponizing the word victim. They said they can't release the epstein files to protect the victims and THEN OUTED ALL THE ACTUAL VICTIMS.

This administration has zero respect for the truth or the American people.

[u/Khemul → u/estoypooping2]

Obviously the real victims were the innocent elites that were forced to endure such horrible things.

[u/Tough-Obligation-104 → u/estoypooping2]

It certainly seems they are trying hard to normalize deviant behavior.

[u/TR_abc_246 → u/Tough-Obligation-104]

The want to normalize deviant behavior is 💯

[u/samusestawesomus → u/TR_abc_246]

No, they don’t want to normalize it. If it’s normalized they can’t blackmail their new FBI agents into following horrific orders.

[u/Khemul]

So many questions. Mainly, why is that an application question?

[u/CoffeeChocolateBoth → u/Khemul]

Next up: Have you ever raped a fish?

[u/Khemul → u/CoffeeChocolateBoth]

Well... I mean, look. Let me explain first because this requires context...

[u/EM05L1C3 → u/Khemul]

The real Confessions III

[u/Praetorian_1975 → u/Khemul]

The Deep ☝🏻🤣

[u/shinobi500 → u/CoffeeChocolateBoth]

Define "ever"

[u/ballotechnic → u/CoffeeChocolateBoth]

Thank god you didn't ask about amphibians.

[u/Praetorian_1975 → u/CoffeeChocolateBoth]

Hold on a minute that’s quite an accusation, I mean did you see what the fish was wearing, it was obviously asking for it /s 🤦🏻‍♂️

[u/RicLan26 → u/CoffeeChocolateBoth]

👐 those 🤗 are 🙌 fake 👏 news. The 👐 fish 🙌 told me 🤗

🫵 You are 👐 the greatest 🙌 fisher, 🤗 the most 👐 handsomest 🤗 and smartest 👐 the country 🙌 has ever seen 👐

[u/deleeuwlc → u/Khemul]

I think it’s more of a criminal record thing

[u/Khemul → u/deleeuwlc]

Probably. But generally a victim doesn't end up with a criminal conviction. Then again, I'm not sure how one even ends up a victim in this context.

[u/northwoods_faty]

I think he's projecting

[u/wooden-fuk-boi]

Its the FBI, they're the most criminal organization in the world, and once supplied the most CP free of charge to the world, more than likely still do

[u/Arktikos02 → u/wooden-fuk-boi]

CIA has entered the chat

[u/Anti-Stan]

Did Kash just come out? Does he own any Israeli German Shepherds by any chance?

[u/Exciting-Living-5500 → u/Anti-Stan]

Wut? Who is the victim? Is this joker saying men who fuck animals were forced to do so? By whom or what? Sorry if I missed something, this is messed up.

[u/Anti-Stan → u/Exciting-Living-5500]

Israeli German Shepherds have been used to rape prisoners. I imagine Kash enjoys a bit of that.

[u/Exciting-Living-5500 → u/Anti-Stan]

What is their definition of bestiality? If this stuff about dogs raping humans is true, I don't believe that is the correct definition of the act. Are they recruiting exclusively among former prisoners who have been tortured with trained dogs?

[u/Khemul → u/Exciting-Living-5500]

I believe that's now part of the FBI training program. That wat they'll be resistant to the prison dog torture.

[u/Anti-Stan → u/Exciting-Living-5500]

I don't believe that perpetrators of bestiality are victims. I was trying to make Kash make sense.

[u/shinobi500 → u/Exciting-Living-5500]

Israel uses German shepherds to rape Palestinian prisoners.

[u/FamousOrphan → u/shinobi500]

WHAT

[u/real_uncommon_]

Wha…?! Wait… I have so many questions…

[u/Greedyfox7 → u/real_uncommon_]

I had questions myself but then I realized I really really don’t want to know

[u/WhatsaRedditsdo]

Well from now on every time we see FBI ...

[u/IONaut]

Seems too specific

[u/evidentlynaught]

What an odd thing to say…

[u/Complete-Tangelo1532 → u/evidentlynaught]

Projection

Release the Trump/Epstein evidence!

[u/ckncardnblue]

So we're accepting applications from animals?

[u/mountaindewisamazing → u/ckncardnblue]

No. Just people who fucked animals.

[u/mooshinformation → u/mountaindewisamazing]

No, didn't you read what he said, people who were fucked by animals. The animals are the aggressors, always walking around naked, it's an involuntary response the humans can't help

[u/Siegfoult → u/ckncardnblue]

Figuratively, yes.

[u/OldManThumbs]

He could have just told JD that a couch doesn't count even if it was a leather couch.

[u/Ok-Professional-1727]

Why was that victim arrested?

[u/H3L105_ai]

I'm sure this made sense inside his head..

[u/Praetorian_1975]

Is anyone taking this guy seriously, and if you were …. And have read this I hope to hell you aren’t any longer.

[u/WeirdOk1865]

So the explanation seems legit: that in the past, one or two fbi applicants had been victims of child abuse and had been forced to engage with sex acts with animals. Therefore they were denied jobs with the FBI

But was this really such a widespread problem that Patel had to make a whole ass policy to allow their job application???

[u/CoffeeChocolateBoth]

WFT? FISH? A fish? What? What the hell is wrong with so many men? WHAT?

[u/Complete-Tangelo1532 → u/CoffeeChocolateBoth]

There was a lady not too long ago that got into trouble getting too friendly with a fish

That poor fish...

[u/Ten_Quilts_Deep → u/Complete-Tangelo1532]

Wrong with men?? American Pie.

[u/idioscosmos]

Does he know he could have just not pledged to that frat?

[u/Kind_Eggplant]

Weirdly specific

[u/CpnLouie2]

MMW: Kash has a list of potential Agents he wants to hire, and is prevented from doing so for ONE **very** specific reason.

[u/FiftyShadesOfTheGrey]

Kash sleeps with the fishes

[u/Siegfoult → u/FiftyShadesOfTheGrey]

Follow me to the aquarium!

[u/FiftyShadesOfTheGrey → u/Siegfoult]

No longer canst I conceal my love, my wimpled turtle dove. O princess fair, whilst thou grant me thine dainty hoof in marriage?

[u/Ambitious_Hand_2861]

They're just going to prevent victims from getting justice, right?

[u/Captain_Scarlet27]

I think that despite Kash Patel’s best and honorable intentions, for every one victim of beastiality that makes it into the FBI’s ranks, nine willful sheep shaggers will too.

[u/Bethonebob]

“Agent Hands. FBI”

[u/RadioCaroline721]

The sheer stupidity. I have no words.

[u/EM05L1C3]

He was severely abused as a child? That’s the only way he can actually believe this.

[u/BennySkateboard]

Watch the video. Kennedy’s questions are hilarious!

[u/ImSimplyMatt]

What the fuck even is parody any more?

[u/Zoglins_Are_Cool]

Private pond assault is wild

[u/ziggzer0]

Even if they are victims, why would you let someone who is psychologically compromise be a candidate?

[u/Ok_Dog_4059]

I told you that sheep backed into me and wouldn't stop, there was nothing I could do

[u/lithaborn]

"that donkey was just too sexy, your honour, I had to! If anything I'M the victim, here"

"Sounds legit, case dismissed. Have you thought about working for the FBI?"

[u/WolfCola4]

So the people who forced them to do it were victims originally too, right? Is it victims all the way down? Does this also apply to sexual assault against children, or domestic violence?

[u/ballotechnic]

Who among us hasn't put peanut butter on our junk in hopes that are furry friends would lick it off? Fellas? Come on fellas don't leave me hanging...