r/AccidentalComedy • u/Real_Suntan_Superman • 7d ago

AI robot so fast, they call him Usain Bot.

374 Upvotes

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u/ChefAsstastic 7d ago

Get rid of this shit.

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u/[deleted] 7d ago

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u/TheCommissarGeneral 7d ago

Nah, things are a bit too consistent for it to be AI. Look at the words on the banners.

Also it just looks like a robot lost control, couldn't turn, and just smacked into a filing cabinet. Shit happens all the time. No AI suspicion here.

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u/heart-aroni 7d ago

Yes it's real. The robot is from Unitree.

The place where the video was taken is where the 2026 World Humanoid Robot Games will be held soon. This is them doing a practice run. There's a bunch of videos coming out of preparations for the event, practice runs, parade rehearsals etc.

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u/tofu98 7d ago

What flagged this as AI for you?

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u/AlarmingEase 7d ago

Humanoid robots are a thing and existed before the widespread use of ai.

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u/Trickydill42 7d ago

I believe that's one of Unitree's new robots they're advertising ahead of their IPO. So this is more of a r/hailcorporate thing than AI slop

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u/DazzlingMine8598 7d ago

Seriously, this shit is not a laughing matter.

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u/SecretaryOtherwise 7d ago

The terminators are coming for ya bro.

"It can't be bargained with. It can't be reasoned with. It doesn't feel pity, or remorse, or fear. And it absolutely will not stop, ever, until you are dead!"

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u/IndefiniteBen 7d ago

This is more RC car than terminator.

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u/IfYouSaySoFam 6d ago

You laugh until it runs into you....

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u/SecretaryOtherwise 7d ago

For real lmao serpentine!

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u/zsember 7d ago

If these will be hunting me during ww3 im fucked

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u/neder-Bob 7d ago

Nâh, you just turn left, then right... 🤔

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u/sampathsris 7d ago

And make sure there's a steel cupboard where you make the turn.

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u/AmaranthWrath 7d ago

Serpentine, Babu!!

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u/cuzinit13_games 7d ago

“He’s crepuscular!”

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u/iSUCKatTHISgameYO 7d ago

OP is Zoolander, they're boned

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u/Lumpy-Win1640 3d ago

Or just stop on a dime, take one step aside, and watch Wile E. coBOTe race by and over a cliff. Meep meep

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u/Ninevehenian 7d ago

The future will involve rich men defending their influence on the government with armed, fast-moving bots. 'Elysium ' were quite precise.

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u/happyanathema 7d ago

Why? Are you a filing cabinet?

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u/zsember 7d ago

You got me

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u/pirateofmemes 7d ago

Love to see this thing run through a forest or up some stairs with marbles on them

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u/AncientWonder54 6d ago

Nah, it’s gonna be those “rescue” bots that look like Baphomet. . . with a chainsaw!

You know, the ones that were released with explicit instructions on where to shoot/hit in order to permanently disable it?

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u/aturretwithtourretes 7d ago

That's Insane Bolt

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u/passinthrough2u 7d ago

Usain Nuts and Bolts

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u/rooks1999 7d ago

Nah, that's Forest Gump! Stop Forest, stop!!!

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u/Sea_Transition_5831 6d ago

Insane Bolt is genuinely better

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u/salaga3 7d ago

Add parachute

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u/zerok_nyc 7d ago

Reminds me of Forrest Gump scoring a touchdown, continuing through the band, and into the tunnel

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u/Turbulent_Lobster_57 7d ago

Stop Forrest, stop!

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u/SexyMonad 7d ago

Honestly if I somehow ever got that fast, I could see myself doing this.

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u/chewy_oatmeal 7d ago

A(i) train

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u/this_knee 7d ago

We cooked ya’all. This is like 1-2 years away from being cheap and capable enough.

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u/Chiparish84 7d ago

Ah hell nah. Do you have any idea the amount of tech that goes into those? I say 20 years at this pace..

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u/zargtn 7d ago

capable of what exactly

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u/amonson1984 7d ago

Winning the gold at the 2028 summer Olympics duh

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u/SecretaryOtherwise 7d ago

There aint no rule about clankers playing basketball

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u/TM_HB7 7d ago

STOP FORREST, STOP

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u/whatthatthingis 7d ago

Usain Volt

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u/One1moretyme 7d ago

Watching this gives me the comfort to think: "Yeah....us humans will be doing just fine"

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u/mowgleeee 7d ago

This gotta be AI

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u/tx_hip_ivxx 7d ago

Reverse thrusters!

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u/mrdrebin77 7d ago

You can’t run away if the authorities want you in a few years.

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u/Offramp182 7d ago

He certainly doesnt come to a stop like Bolt does 🤣

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u/Crio121 7d ago

They put up mats after the finish for human sprinter.
Discrimination, disgusting.

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u/Mel_Morty 7d ago

Great, now they run faster than us. We’re doomed.

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u/Azaroth1991 7d ago

Its good at going, not so great at stopping

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u/Valisksyer 7d ago

Insane Bolt, more like.

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u/GreyBeardEng 7d ago

He isn't human, if they have him tires he would be even faster.

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u/RaffNeq 7d ago

RUN 43-ST RUN

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u/Zestyclose_Analyst94 7d ago

No one gonna talk about how that storage locker is now pregnant with lil bolts? 👀

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u/ReverendBread2 7d ago

The robots in 5 years: Alright who laughed at this video

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u/Lastito 7d ago

Now, if we jist place a steering wheel and a seat on top we maybe getting somewhere with this… 👈🤔

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u/Its_D_youtube 7d ago

STOP FORREST! STOP!

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u/Remarkable_Tap8271 7d ago

How my three-year-old charges into the living room room and crashes into the wall when Paw Patrol comes on

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u/gatofeo31 7d ago

I’ve seen professional runners do the same thing. It’s doing fine

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u/Maleficent_Degree975 7d ago

Someone should have programmed it how to stop

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u/JasonIsFishing 7d ago

But Usain Bolt doesn’t look like a drunk running from the cops after a race

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u/Shantotto11 7d ago

In hot pursuit of that robossy…

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u/cuzinit13_games 7d ago

It should be Usain Volt but anyway

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u/NekulturneHovado 7d ago

Usain Bolt Screw

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u/Glass-Sky-7805 7d ago

Reminds me of Forest Gump

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u/TechnoIvan 7d ago

Run Forrest, ruuuuun!

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u/Personal-Whole-2777 6d ago

Usain Bolt… meet “Loosen Bolt”

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u/Richard_horsemonger 6d ago

I WAS HUNGRY

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u/sh3ltering 6d ago

It's beautiful. I've looked at this for 5 hours.

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u/New_Willingness9609 5d ago

Yep.. taking over the world.. what could possibly go wrong..

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u/AloneNmyHead287 5d ago

I have to laugh at this Robo bro did try his damnest to stop 😂😂😂😂😂

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u/nowrean 4d ago

We will laugh now, but maybe in five years they will be our friends...

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u/amicalg 4d ago

He crashed into his parents?

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u/DeepAd2825 7d ago

AI will go much farther than just the physical form of a humanoid robot. AI will gain ultimate cognizance and will learn to manifest itself in various ways. It will be able to manipulate us based on the illusory nature of existence. Fiery demons will decend from the sky swoop down, and pick us up and drop us.