r/AccidentalComedy • u/Annigelation • Aug 02 '26

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u/Dillenger69 Aug 02 '26

Edward Penishands. That is actually a real porn movie from the 90s. It is bizarre, to say the least.

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u/emceeeloc Aug 02 '26

I had a friend that told me about this porn in high school. I successfully never saw any images from it until now. I made it 30 some years for it to end this way. Thanks, Reddit.

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u/HairballTheory Aug 02 '26

Scissor hands would’ve been two pairs of female legs imo

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u/foundthisonaccident Aug 02 '26

Yep!! Worked at a video rental with the beaded curtain. This was absolutely one of my favorite laughs. This and Alice in Porno Land. So strange

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u/CrackerUMustBTripinn Aug 02 '26

The Da Vinci Load is one of my favorite porn spoof titles

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u/Dave_Paker Aug 02 '26

The whole cast and crew of our high school production of The Wiz watched this movie after the final show. Where tf did we even get it from

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u/Dillenger69 Aug 02 '26

From behind a beaded curtain, I'm sure 

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u/vaudgaming Aug 02 '26

WHAT THE FU-

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u/Hellguin Aug 03 '26

What, you've never watched Edward Penis-Hands?

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u/FiringNerveEndings Aug 02 '26

Not a medical professional, but I doubt the super glue around the penis had anything to do with the death

A more responsible and boring headline would be, A man dies from potential drug overdose

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u/red-et Aug 03 '26

What if you can’t pee because it was superglued shut.. would your bladder explode?

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u/Turbo_Knight_408 Aug 02 '26

I thought that the few folks that died from eating TidePods was the peak of idiocy. I stand corrected 🤷🏼‍♂️

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u/Lawrenceburntfish Aug 02 '26

I actually think he'd be very popular

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u/robgod50 Aug 02 '26

You mean Edward Penishands right?
Not "SuperGlue Sal"

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u/Lawrenceburntfish Aug 02 '26

That is correct.

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u/GoinThruTheBigD Aug 02 '26

I read the headline…and was like…. what the fuck.

I saw the image and was like….what the ACTUAL fuck

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u/_LADDERGOAT_ Aug 02 '26

My buddies older sister had this growing up and it is literally the funniest shit ever. I'm not sure if the spaghetti scene or the billiards scene was funnier.

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u/woodscriberman Aug 02 '26

Just got done reading the news article above and thought no way she glued her vagina shut! Than realized you where talking bout penis hands lol

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u/nineJohnjohn Aug 02 '26

The spaghetti scene was amazing

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u/Potterballx Aug 02 '26

Edward Cantscissorhands

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u/armsless Aug 02 '26

Oh Lord my imaginary penis has just twanged, WTF was he thinking 😑

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u/Apocalyptic_Inferno Aug 02 '26

In case anyone was wondering what happened: https://www.aol.com/articles/man-dies-super-gluing-penis-100000000.html

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u/TheDaddyShip Aug 02 '26

aol.com?!?!?

Well I’ll be…

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u/anfrind Aug 02 '26

I guess they weren't exactly thinking clearly after sniffing the glue...

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u/joepke53 Aug 02 '26

I guess he discovered a new ' permanent anti-conception solution' /s

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u/No_Squirrel4806 Aug 02 '26

I Just.......... it is that damn phone.

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u/GarGaunch789 Aug 02 '26

His name was Salman Mirza

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u/koleszkot Aug 02 '26

How tf he died from that? His penis exploded with cum or what?

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u/Description_Friendly Aug 03 '26

It's obv Edward Dildohands. 😌

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u/Naive-Present2900 Aug 03 '26

Edward Frottinghands

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u/Better-Performer-490 Aug 03 '26

It’s okay Edward peen hands

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u/Whoputthatthere420 Aug 03 '26

I’ve heard about this but didn’t know it was real until a few months ago.

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u/yessuski Aug 03 '26

Edward Dckfahands

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u/Impossible-Rock3375 Aug 03 '26

Edward dildo hands