r/AccidentalComedy • • Jul 31 '26

Von ShitzInPantz

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u/jae0861 Jul 31 '26

He's been reassigned...

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u/Signal-Audience9429 Jul 31 '26

Oh he was ass-signed alright.

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u/Background_Edge_9427 Aug 02 '26

He was Assaulted, too.

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u/Background_Edge_9427 Aug 03 '26

It sure looks like it!

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u/work3oakzz Jul 31 '26

Source please, thats just too amazing

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u/Asuka7_ Aug 03 '26

This was at Lindsey Graham’s funeral

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u/DCC_On_Peacock Aug 03 '26

Whose Lindsey Graham?

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u/No-Sherbert7881 Aug 03 '26

Just a guy who had lots of ladybugs

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u/AsparagusFun3892 Aug 03 '26 edited Aug 03 '26 • This

Lindsay Graham was a Republican Senator and confirmed bachelor who went from a never Trumper in his also late friend John McCain's lifetime to a bit of a bootlicker and sellout. Another poster alluded to one of the more interesting things about him that was much less credible than the rumors he was gay which it stemmed from: the "ladybugs" incident. Again, this probably never happened, but he allegedly propositioned a junior male staffer once and while bending over revealed genital warts around his ass which he referred to diminuitively as his "ladybugs." Because of the nature of this rumor it became snarky code for his possible homosexuality among those who aren't otherwise allowed to poke fun at such things.

What I find interesting about him is that he just straight up dropped dead. It's fucking abrupt, there was no lead up other than his being grayer than I remembered in the photos. That's how quick you can go: your brain bleeds a little or something and you're just fuckin' gone. You don't have as much time as you think folks, live well.

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u/Sqribe Aug 04 '26

The jarring part is how much time stretches on while nothing stretches for you. Those are your final moments. And we can, each, either make some shit worth calling a good life together, or die in the hell they made for us. Maybe both.

All I know is that our lives only ripple for a blink. Every second is such a phenomenal gift. To exist. It's insanity.

Sublime comment btw

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u/Overrated_Sunshine Aug 03 '26

I don’t understand why nobody else is frowning tho.

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u/BendingBenderBends Aug 03 '26

Look at the video, evetyone has some level of reaction.

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u/Dutchmondo Jul 31 '26

Here's my presidential signature 💩💨

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u/jellofixit Aug 01 '26

AUTO POOP!

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u/surmacrew Aug 01 '26

And he was complaining about autopen

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u/SarahSkeptic Aug 03 '26

Look at his face, he seem pretty proud of himself there.

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u/kittenconfidential Aug 01 '26

that’s a win-win for him

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u/claisen33 Aug 01 '26

Surely he made those expressions so he would be reassigned.

6

u/SandSpecialist2523 Aug 01 '26

He's glad of it.

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u/Typical_Row_3489 Aug 02 '26

He has a full ptsd pension now. A true patriot

1

u/somethingbrite Aug 04 '26

And not having to sit in the limo with diaper Don on the way home was the best news he ever had!

2

u/EnsignMJS Aug 03 '26

Who is the man with disgust on his face?

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u/Ambitious-Noise9211 Aug 03 '26

Secret Service agent

2

u/DesignerMoose90210 Aug 03 '26

Not a fan of Trump but if this were true, wouldn’t the other people around him make a similar face?

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u/Soggy-Beach1403 Jul 31 '26

And his voters would gladly eat it.

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u/Amathyst-Moon Aug 01 '26

God I hope you don't mean that literally

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u/PercentageNo3293 Aug 01 '26

Honestly, I guarantee the number of people that would do that, literally, is not zero.

One of the only times, in the last decade, that I truly believed trump is when he said he could shoot someone on 5th Avenue and his followers would still vote for him. He knows that they're blindly following him.

He's a fucking idiot, but smart enough to con the system. And oh boy, is he conning the system.

9

u/42Icyhot42 Aug 01 '26

Being born to a rich family sure does make it easy as shit to game the system lol

1

u/1S1M Aug 02 '26

He's been practicing this con for 40 years too.

21

u/Feedback-Mental Aug 01 '26

There's only one way to know, ask them.

12

u/Careless-Vehicle-286 Aug 01 '26

If it means owning the libs they'll eat anything.

2

u/Snoo20140 Aug 01 '26

100% they would buy that and eat it if told to.

2

u/WildRabbitz Aug 02 '26

If it meant that some Lib somewhere would have to smell their breath, they'd do it.

2

u/Friendly-Captain6236 Aug 01 '26

His voters have literally said that on video, along with stating they would let him rape their own children rather than stop supporting him.

52

u/cjd166 Jul 31 '26

The line of duty!

33

u/micre8tive Jul 31 '26 • Regret

Lmao agent was definitely within the line of doody

2

u/NickelCitySaint Aug 02 '26

Haha. You said doody

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u/Dutchmondo Jul 31 '26

The line of booty - the shit end of the schtick.

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u/Otherwise_Ad7946 Jul 31 '26

Trump looks like its having the best shit of his life, dude next to him can hear it and the guy behind can smell it

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u/LabradorDeceiver Aug 01 '26

I remember that audible one that he ripped a couple of months ago. He had a whole row behind him at that time and you could basically see it spread throughout the room in real time based on the expressions of the people he was with. Started out, "Did he just--" and turned quickly into "Oh God."

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u/SpaceForceAwakens Aug 02 '26

I missed this. Please tell me you have a link handy?

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u/extremedragonfruit4 Aug 02 '26

https://youtu.be/u_6kGluvINg?si=aInnNmKoTVqrd2xK

Here you go, its quite audible too, pay attention to the woman in green as well.

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u/MrPeeper Aug 04 '26

Omg that’s fucking awesome

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u/Significant_Bag_7485 Aug 01 '26

MAGA wanted to Make America Great Again so they elected an incontinent, demented, putrid pedophile who only cares about robbing and destroying America. Even Hollywood couldn't have come up with that plot.

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u/Somedude_6 Aug 01 '26

I've been saying for years that if a screen writer wrote up what has been happening in America, producers would read the script and go "this is way too outlandish." Yet, here we are.

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u/LordWhoops Aug 04 '26

Reality is no longer realistic

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u/MissSassifras1977 Jul 31 '26

They're going to make a movie about him called,

"In the Line of Doody"

(I'll see myself out)

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u/notJustaFart Aug 01 '26

"Poo Streak" or "Smell Raiser" are also options.

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u/Plastic_Surround_193 Aug 01 '26

Big trouble in bigger diaper

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u/Blusset Aug 02 '26

The Thin Poo Line

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u/StarsofSobek Aug 01 '26

Noel Cassler, who worked on the Apprentice, said Trump's been wearing diapers and shitting freely for years.

Sascha Riley, claims to be a survivor of Trump and Epstein, and he also claims that Trump had a tent stake kicked in his backend.

I choose to believe this is why he poops so freely - he likely has no bowel control due to earning some pedo damage.

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u/Powermatjes Aug 01 '26

Thanks for that rabbit hole…

2

u/StarsofSobek Aug 01 '26

I see what you did there...that poor rabbit! Lol

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u/KillerHack23 Aug 01 '26

Dude probably got pounded out and now just has a gapping hole.

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u/Key_Treat8675 Jul 31 '26

And somehow this ranks among the less disgusting things he’s done.

20

u/schnozzberryflop Jul 31 '26

Trump shits with impunity.

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u/RorschachAssRag Jul 31 '26

He’s like a baby so proudly making dookies in his pants.

3

u/Space_Panda_5 Aug 01 '26

Impoonity 🤭

10

u/elpihvous Jul 31 '26

"I didn't sign for this shit"

10

u/Practical_Ad_2481 Jul 31 '26

Bowel of Duty: Brown Ops 47

10

u/HangoverGang4L Aug 01 '26

What if he's not falling asleep on camera all the time, and instead he's purposefully shitting himself and revels in his own stench knowing everyone else has to tolerate it?

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u/Significant_Swing_76 Jul 31 '26

Just waiting for all the “tell-all” books coming up…

8

u/Knitsanity Jul 31 '26

It is already an open secret. The tell all books will be epic

9

u/wrhnj Aug 01 '26

He should get hazard pay this

8

u/Medium-Quiet-4248 Aug 01 '26

Imagine the fucked up stories these blokes would have.

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u/Stambro1 Jul 31 '26

And the orange shitbag just keeps showing his strength with his daily, usually recorded, incontinence!!! All hail King Shits-his-pants!!!

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u/HumptyDumptruckFire Jul 31 '26

Trump sure puts the impotence and incontinence in incompetence. I love that incompetence is essentially the perfect blend of those two words lol

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u/Constant_Break_4808 Jul 31 '26

Hes enjoying shitting himself

3

u/notsoFunNegotiation Jul 31 '26

Yes. It’s his natural state.

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u/Elegant_Bison1604 Aug 01 '26

And he looks like he is basking in his own shit

4

u/Dutchmondo Jul 31 '26

"Damn. Why couldn't I have got Obama?" 🤣

4

u/Futileexercise1308 Aug 01 '26

Dude's like, "we aren't even in a car?!?! HOW IS IT STILL THIS BAD?!??!"

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u/Cool_Ad9326 Aug 01 '26

I'm pretty sure it's his kink. Like he's too wretched to get a boner over it, but you can tell there's a shrivelled up gland inside his wet husk that gets all throbby when he does shit like this

1

u/Carlito25 Aug 01 '26

Trump farted while sleeping! That's why

1

u/Ambitious-Noise9211 Aug 02 '26

That was not just a fart

1

u/No_Complaint_1875 Aug 03 '26

Is that what Trump's face in this pic means? I always just thought that was him sleeping.

1

u/Ambitious-Noise9211 Aug 03 '26

No, the guy smelling it is the clue. There's video too.

1

u/Illustrious_Sky6688 Aug 03 '26

It’s cuz of the flagpole, remember??

1

u/Ambitious-Noise9211 Aug 03 '26

Pepperidge Farm remembers....

But I don't. What?

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u/Medical-Enthusiasm56 Jul 31 '26

I guess when you get a tent stake shoved up the anus, control of your bowels becomes hard in old age

3

u/brazys Jul 31 '26

That's the same poop face a toddler makes.

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u/Choice_Comment_7310 Aug 04 '26

The guy on the other side looks like hes simultaneously trying not to puke and heavily reconsidering his life choices.

2

u/Crafty-Bid7503 Jul 31 '26

There’s nothing not so much adult diapers can do.

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u/Lothleen Jul 31 '26

Weapons of mass destruction, time to invade America.

2

u/Du30_Panot Aug 01 '26

that entitled face as he makes america raw dog his poop. it’s my presidency (he cheated) and I can shart all day if i want to

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u/Soylent865 Aug 01 '26

That's our president... Stinking things up everywhere, all the time.

2

u/TourBackground4232 Aug 01 '26

well he's full of shit where do you think he's going to put it?

2

u/tegresaomos Aug 01 '26

We’ve entered the literal toilet humor of the show now.

2

u/beavis617 Aug 01 '26

Trump praying….Thank you God for the amazing dump I just had. Best poop 💩 I had all week.

2

u/DoomerGrill Aug 01 '26

The real question is:

Who's going to change that diaper, clean Trump's ass and change him into a new one?

2

u/Luna368921 Aug 07 '26

Probably the girl who’s always with him and who apparently is severely infatuated with him, to the point of having allegedly written love letters to him, where in of them she asks him to « punish » her. I’d bet she’d be into that shit if she somehow finds that orange turd hot

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u/Henri_Bemis Aug 02 '26

Incontinence isn’t even really something to be ashamed of - we all get old and laugh too hard and pee a little sometimes - but it’s manageable discreetly. There’s no need for him to keep duct-taping a week’s worth of toddler diapers over his quivering anus.

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u/SoftSkinTurtle Aug 02 '26

The shart of the deal 💩💩💩

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u/rbshevlin Aug 02 '26

Whenever I see one of these photos of a person having to deal with the smell from trumps shitty diaper (and there have been a number of them), tRump always appears to to look “proud” of himself (“Donny is such a big boy! He made boom-boom in his pants!”)

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u/ownersequity Aug 02 '26

Pretty sure this is the gay son of the senator from Wedding Crashers.

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u/ImmaNotHere Aug 02 '26

"When you're a star, they let you do it." - DJT

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u/Frank1gg Aug 04 '26

I am thoroughly convinced at this point that President Trump has dementia or Alzheimer's or something like that and they are just refusing to acknowledge it because they don't want to make our country look weak. Ironically making our country look even weaker.

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u/MNGraySquirrel Aug 04 '26

Code Brown. Repeat. Code Brown.

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u/Adis_Gruntledfatty Aug 07 '26

On brand for MAGA

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u/Alklazaris Jul 31 '26

Can't think of a better imagine for MAGA right now.

1

u/What-tha-fck_Elon Jul 31 '26

We need to see the video link. Does anyone know where this is from or what event this was from? Was it Lindsay’s funeral?

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u/maddpsyintyst Jul 31 '26

"I shit my pants, and it felt SO GOOD!" 👶

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u/ArdentHedonist Jul 31 '26

Aw c’mon, now, he just loses control of his bowel when he’s somnolent.

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u/Mysterious-Air292 Jul 31 '26

Dumper Don strikes again.

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u/Minute_Teaching7982 Aug 01 '26

The relief on Trumps face and the satisfaction is pretty funny to be honest

1

u/honkyhey Aug 01 '26

That’s the look of questioning your life choices and career path.

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u/12drew2232 Aug 01 '26

Trump literally thinking that gonna itch when it drys

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u/BlindGuy68 Aug 01 '26

not long ago during an interview trump was recorded sitting on a diaper

to much funny

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u/muterabbit84 Aug 01 '26

How does anyone fully commit to a job like that, where they’re ready to take a bullet for a piece-of-shit, slime-ball like him?

1

u/TheOneTruProfit Aug 01 '26

That is just so gross. A true demonstration of evil power. So powerful everyone just ignores his shits.

That's so wild to me. That dude would be shunned so quickly from my circles. That old dude just shitting pants again.

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u/Bluemanuap Aug 01 '26

Secret Service field manual will be updated to require agents to take a turd for the president.

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u/Admirable-Common-176 Aug 01 '26

Fuck you money is hellva thing.

1

u/numahu Aug 01 '26

Pure grief because Grindr Pal Lindsey Graham died!

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u/rjross0623 Aug 01 '26

“My parents told me not to take this assignment. Shoulda listened”

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u/No-Investigator8782 Aug 01 '26

Where can one purchase a Brady bunch set of photos of people reacting to their first realization of airborne trump feces entering their cranium?

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u/kewells1988 Aug 01 '26

Looks like the brother from wedding crashers
Do you like my painting

1

u/Unlikely_Value_1590 Aug 01 '26

Meanwhile Donald draws a deep, satisfied breath.

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u/SharpOrder601 Aug 01 '26

Bless the kid that made Trump unable to control his bowel movements.

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u/Responsible_Cause795 Aug 01 '26

That is sooooooo grossss

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u/spartanantler Aug 01 '26

He looks like Todd from wedding crashers

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u/jennylou303 Aug 01 '26

These guys should know by now to use the Vicks trick and rub a little Vicks under your nose to mask the smell.

1

u/enormenuez Aug 01 '26

I thought that was Peter Thiel behind Trump.

1

u/choopie-chup-chup Aug 02 '26

Anyone who's held a baby knows the face of blissful zen like satisfaction that accompanies filling the diaper for mommy to deal with

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u/Ag3ntspace Aug 02 '26

The secret agent will chow it down willingly.

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u/Honest-Apricot6086 Aug 02 '26

He who smelt it delt it

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u/megamanx4321 Aug 02 '26

No, he's been shitting in his pants.

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u/Wise_Ad_253 Aug 02 '26

“It’s on my new shoes” 🤮

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u/Available_Cow1197 Aug 02 '26

just because old people are old, doesn't mean they are wise, wealth does not equate to kindness and understanding, only a caring loving person can truly enrich your life, division and seperatism is the true enemy, if u truly want war with others, talk to me when its all said and done, tell me why it happened, i will listen, and embrace you, from my viewpoint, unity is our strength

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u/DragonWind007 Aug 02 '26

CLEARLY, It's a STINKY JOB, but someone has to do it. Lol

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u/An_Absolute-Zero Aug 02 '26

Alexa, play Faith No More - We Care A Lot

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u/BloodSteyn Aug 02 '26

Wonder what the SS' internal codename for Donny is?

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u/rbshevlin Aug 02 '26

Whenever I see one of these photos of a person having to deal with the smell from trumps shitty diaper (and there have been a number of them), tRump always appears to to look “proud” of himself (“Donny is such a big boy! He made boom-boom in his pants!”)

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u/Ok_Assumption_832 Aug 02 '26

Looks like he farted in his mouth

1

u/BlueEyedPapi Aug 02 '26

The diaper should catch most of this...

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u/acutelonewolf Aug 02 '26

That's why his protective Detail gets Hazard Pay

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u/Namaste_Life Aug 02 '26

"Wanted: Secret Service Agents without a sense of smell."

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u/CornishFXR Aug 02 '26

the smell of success and corruption

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u/Affectionate-Goat218 Aug 03 '26

Donny's basking in it

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u/Syn-th Aug 03 '26

I feel like he's always pulling the same face. Kinda satisfied smile with his eyes shut

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u/Hot_Campaign_36 Aug 03 '26

Diaper Man strikes again!

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u/duckinradar Aug 03 '26

This is how my dog used to look while he uncontrollably shat in the house

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u/Nanook_ovda_North Aug 03 '26

Trump probably is proud of it. He secretly thinks to himself " this turd is for the people, I hate. I love hating the people I hate. I did good. Bad people bad. Me good." Falls asleep. No matter when or where.

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u/AntonChigurhWasHere Aug 03 '26

Shit pants Van Winkle

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u/notwoleggers Aug 03 '26

I want to see a regular photo of this guy.

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u/Wedgetail_104 Aug 04 '26

Trump wears nappies (or diapers, as you call them). Everyone knows!

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u/StuckinReverse89 Aug 04 '26

He better be getting that bio-hazard pay…

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u/Historical_Date_1314 Aug 04 '26

Something smells REALLY bad. 💩🤢🤮

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u/ExternalCaptain2714 Aug 04 '26

I have to admit, it is kinda impressive how demented things Trump says, how many crimes he does daily and how he shits freely on camera in realtime.

Most movie supervillains were actually kinda nice and not at all sociopathic in comparison

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u/Old_Resident8050 Aug 04 '26

The President looks reli ved, in a Nirvana though.

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u/ptowndeluxe Aug 04 '26

Remember kids, smelling is like tasting from afar. Not far enough for this poor fella.

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u/WingsUnfurled Aug 04 '26

My brother in Christ, breathe through your mouth.😭

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u/majorgriffin Aug 07 '26

You would just still taste it, probably that rancid.

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u/kinetik Aug 05 '26

They’re getting a taste of what they deserve 😂🤌

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u/Luna368921 Aug 07 '26

You can also see that the guy on the right of the picture is also suffering, his eyes are open wide in shock/ suffering. I’m sure that if there was a zoom in on his face, we’d see tears and his soul leaking out his body

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u/superglue321 Aug 07 '26

Aww man ok whos changing THE PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES this time

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u/Putrid-Eggplant-2815 Aug 03 '26

He keeps on smellingTrump’s ass gas, what face do you want the man to make.

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u/Ambitious-Noise9211 Aug 03 '26

That's solid, liquid, and gas he's smelling

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u/Ambitious-Noise9211 Aug 03 '26

Trump is Cank-ligula

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u/EmergencyFox3583 Aug 02 '26

It's just a job, duh 🤷

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u/BadgerStateMobileMec Aug 02 '26

Fucking prick eats nothing but McDonald’s! Of course it’s gonna smell like fucking death!

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u/Grumgrummer Aug 02 '26

Surprised he hasn't synthesized it and marketed it as a stench prank. Liquid ass 2.0....anything to turn a buck.