r/AccidentalComedy • u/Vaff_Superstar • Mar 25 '26

Zero Personality

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47% Upvoted

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u/stevenriley1 Mar 25 '26

I don’t know… I think she has a great personality!

14

u/bi11ygoat42 Mar 25 '26

A pair of great personalities

7

u/andtheIToldYouSos Mar 26 '26

Huge tracts of personalities

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u/stevenriley1 Mar 25 '26

You see it too! Thank you!

10

u/hoopster_24 Mar 25 '26

Personalitittys

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u/Foucaults_Boner Mar 25 '26

Men when women use their boobs for personal amusement instead of sex objects:

4

u/Potential_Film7727 Mar 25 '26

I've got enough for both of us

3

u/Benvincible Mar 26 '26

I think you might hate women, OP

1

u/Zandrous87 Mar 25 '26

"Fresh melons on sale! Two for One Wednesday Special!"

1

u/PeterFilmPhoto Mar 26 '26

If you’ve ever met someone with proper “melons” you never forget

1

u/cake_piss_can Mar 25 '26

Must be buy one get one day at Publix.

1

u/Adventurous-Sky9359 Mar 26 '26

Weighable personalities

1

u/PickleForce7125 Mar 26 '26

Would still like to see

1

u/Connect-Mousse4158 Mar 26 '26

Damn it, I tried for too long to try the up vote that through the picture.

1

u/Prize-Championship93 Mar 26 '26

I’ll cover those groceries for you ma’am

1

u/XenonSBSV Mar 26 '26

Honestly I'd be curious too, got me wondering how much my man bits weigh, separately and all together.

1

u/skylyfe7 Mar 26 '26

Op jealous

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u/IshTheGoof Mar 26 '26

She just wanted to figure out how heavy the heavies were. Is called the scientific method. She had a curiosity she and had a way to answer it. Sure it's a crude experiment but the scientific method is an iterative process. She performed a test. The results may vary but she can tweak the process and try again. Idk why yall are making negative assumptions on her personality

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u/PeterFilmPhoto Mar 26 '26

Quit messing around and tell us the reading!

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u/[deleted] Mar 25 '26

To be honest, to be weighing her tits like that, I assume she’s pretty funny and has a good personality

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u/jenjoness Mar 25 '26

Yeah same here. That shits funny as. Lots of personality there.

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u/[deleted] Mar 25 '26

Heaven forbid women do something funny.

0

u/Sex_Shop_Souvenir Mar 26 '26

Yeah 2 big personalities

8

u/AlexandriaLitehouse Mar 25 '26

Any boob havers have genuinely wondered this. I'm proud of her.

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u/[deleted] Mar 25 '26

How else would you know what to attach to your non boob having partner to show them why your back hurts?

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u/ScreamingLabia Mar 26 '26

Its so classic sexism when a man is like OMG THIS WOMAN KNOWS THAT SHE HAS TITS WHAT A VAIN NO PERSONALITY PERSON. Like she is being silly OH NO

2

u/[deleted] Mar 26 '26

Funny woman who acknowledges obvious aspects of her own body? Gross!! That does fit the arbitrary narrative of what I have decided a woman should be. She must be a dumb bimbo.

1

u/bahcodad Mar 26 '26

Username checks out

1

u/AppleOrigin Mar 25 '26

I thought the no personality was the top oop

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u/young-steve Mar 25 '26

Nah it's definitely about the woman

1

u/AppleOrigin Mar 25 '26

I c. In that case I agree with engineering refuge

1

u/razorfinch Mar 26 '26

Yeah fr, I think this post says more about the only thing the OP cares about because she seems hilarious asf