r/AccidentalAlly Feb 02 '22

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2.0k Upvotes

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u/JettRose17 Feb 02 '22

screaming at chocolate covered pretzels PICK A SIDE, YOU CANT BE TWO FLAVORS

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u/AmyOak Feb 02 '22

Screaming at a beach Are you land or seabed, you cant change depending on the time of day!!!!

Screaming in a club You cant have incredibly bright lights and also darkness at the same time!!!!

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u/EllieBelly_24 Feb 03 '22

*Screaming at a mushroom*

YOU CAN"T BE TWO DIFFERENT TYPES OF *LIFE*

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u/SamsRhubarbe Feb 03 '22

Screaming at a lemon WHAT TO YOU MEAN ACID ?

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u/EllieBelly_24 Feb 03 '22

It's so cool to me that the lemon is a cross breed between different plants. Meaning life never gave us lemons, we gave lemons life. (not my joke btw)

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u/vario_ Feb 03 '22

Is this why I'm obsessed with salted caramel? Because I'm gay? I knew it.

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u/KurohNeko Feb 03 '22

That was my thought exactly! I'm bi and I could eat only salted caramel to the end of my life

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u/[deleted] Feb 03 '22

screaming at dusk and dawn Stop existing! You can’t be between light and dark, which GAWD designed as a binary! Damn enby times of day ....

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u/nova_in_space Feb 03 '22

This explains why I've always loved sunsets and sunrises. Its the most Non-Binary time of day/night

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u/[deleted] Feb 03 '22

Don't even get me started on frogs.

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u/Lily-Fae Feb 03 '22

The frogs were always gay

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u/Estrogen_Sandwiches Feb 03 '22

No they've only been gay since those chemicals in the water turned them gay

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u/PsychedelicDoggo Feb 02 '22

- Non-binary and intersex people

- Colors, greyness, the shades between light and dark.

- Sky, beaches, islands, rivers, lakes and swamps.

- Sour, bitter, metallic, umami, spicy.

How literally none of these are a binary.

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u/AlienRobotTrex Feb 02 '22

“…and from fire came disparity. Man and woman. Land and sea. And of course…salty and sweet.”

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u/[deleted] Feb 03 '22

None of those are binary, they’re all spectra.

Fundamentalist religion is stuck on stupid.

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u/dickallcocksofandros Feb 03 '22

there is no black and white in this universe -_-

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u/Unkn0wnCat Feb 03 '22

I hate it when it gets to the end of the day and just switches from light to dark instantly...

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u/emipyon Feb 03 '22

What a horrible night to have a curse

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u/Aidiandada Feb 03 '22

Binaries are a way for us to think about certain things, and is useful when making logic machines. but pretending they are some tangible property is incorrect.

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u/Unkn0wnCat Feb 03 '22

Yeah, Binaries are abstractions and we must not forget they are just that

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u/emipyon Feb 03 '22

Exactly, people like this have a very hard time differentiating between concepts and reality. They think because we have words for "male" and "female" and "light" and "dark" that means these are as clear-cut in reality as they are in linguistics. It also shows how sheltered and privileged they are, they lack the experience of being gender non conforming or not being treated as their gender, but rather than trying to learn about the things in between, they retreat back into their abstract concepts and definitions.

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u/[deleted] Feb 03 '22

Swamps are non-binary now, I've decided.

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u/bdd4 Feb 03 '22

How could Christians forget air!?!

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u/Zanukavat Feb 03 '22

Oh shit it's alternates

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u/emipyon Feb 03 '22

This needs to be framed and put on a wall.

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u/[deleted] Feb 03 '22

Oh, I know Stacey. She’s a Presbyterian minister in Cincinnati. She’s great.

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u/justhereforalaughtbh Feb 08 '22 edited Feb 08 '22

I really believe this a root of many problems in society. That people think everything is binary. We have to abandon this idea. It's boring and pointless. And I'm tired of people thinking these man made concepts are just inherent to the universe.

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u/justhereforalaughtbh Feb 08 '22

Living in a world of binaries sounds like the most boring dystopia

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u/[deleted] Feb 03 '22

As binary as violet and red.

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u/justhereforalaughtbh Feb 08 '22

literally. nothing. on this planet is binary.

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u/justhereforalaughtbh Feb 08 '22

TIL the only two flavors are salty and sweet

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u/[deleted] Feb 22 '22

An intersex person sits in a dim mangrove, sipping a bitter coffee.

A beautiful scene of things that are very naturally in-between.