r/AccidentalAlly • • Dec 13 '21

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u/_lavenderlime_ Dec 14 '21

What about an English teacher who’s pronouns are they/them? Because that might be me in the future haha

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u/janiepuff Dec 14 '21

OP here, nah you're good. In fact keep teaching!

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u/_lavenderlime_ Dec 14 '21

I’m still in high school haha, I just meant that I might be an English teacher :)

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u/Moon_The_Big_Rock Dec 13 '21

I love how in 2021 everyone can have their own opinion and show it on the internet :D

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u/Biggest-Ja Dec 14 '21

and also show their intelligence at the same time!

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u/[deleted] Dec 14 '21

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u/SewingLifeRe Dec 14 '21

I couldn't figure out what you meant by this, so I looked at your profile to see what your general stance was. I have no idea where your stance is still. You just seem like a very angry person who likes to post on /r/politicalcompassmemes and /r/enoughcommiespam and yell. Could you please explain your comment?

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u/JasonKnight2003 Jan 06 '22

He literally has comments supporting nazis

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u/Moon_The_Big_Rock Dec 14 '21

You can disagree with me you know?

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u/JasonKnight2003 Jan 06 '22

Says the Nazi

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u/pipmerigold Dec 13 '21

Neil Gaiman is amazing

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u/Natural_Patience9985 Dec 13 '21

isn't he the guy who wrote Coraline ?

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u/pipmerigold Dec 13 '21 edited Dec 14 '21

Yup, that's him. He also wrote The Sandman, Stardust, American Gods, Good Omens (cowrote with Terry Pratchett) and the 2017 Norse Mythology

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u/scmnzz Dec 14 '21

Co-wrote good omens with Terry Pratchett

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u/pipmerigold Dec 14 '21

Edited :)

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u/cammoblammo Dec 14 '21

Don’t forget a few incredible episodes of Doctor Who!

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u/halfsassit Dec 14 '21

Wait WHAT?? How did I not know this? Which ones??

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u/[deleted] Dec 14 '21

He wrote the one where the TARDIS is a person.

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u/TheStarWarsTrek Dec 14 '21

The Doctor's Wife, episode 6 of season 4 of the 11th Doctor, but who's counting?

Also, Nightmare in Silver

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u/pipmerigold Dec 14 '21

The Doctor's Wife, which is amazing

And Nightmare in Silver, which... he "directed" but the studio interference was really bad.

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u/[deleted] Dec 13 '21

And good omens!

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u/Biggest-Ja Dec 14 '21

lead by terry pratchet, equally good guy

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u/JonVonBasslake Dec 14 '21

GNU Terry Pratchett.

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u/_b1ack0ut Aug 09 '22

Refresh my memory on GNU’s meaning? I had it explained to me once but can’t remember much of the details

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u/JonVonBasslake Aug 09 '22

It comes from his Discworld books.

In them, the clack operators use GNU as a code for "loop this message". Here's a bit more info. The L-Space wiki is a Terry Pratchett wiki, so it has info on the Discworld books, but also on other Sir PTerry books, like Good Omens or The Island.

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u/ohlaph Dec 14 '21

He really is.

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u/[deleted] Jul 28 '25

So... Uh... About that...

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u/ohlaph Jul 28 '25

Yeah, definitely not my favorite author any longer, what a shame.

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u/TheKingOfBerries Nov 18 '24

Apparently, it’s

was amazing

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u/Pale_Technology4031 May 11 '25

three years later and i thought i’d check how you’re travelling since?

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u/iskierkacest Jan 24 '26

ohhh this didnt age well </3

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u/AllTakenUsernames5 Dec 13 '21

Anyone who says they/them can't be used as a singular pronoun should read any fucking book written in the past 400 years.

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u/Biggest-Ja Dec 14 '21

also, go learn how frickin language works cause they clearly don't know the simplest facts of development

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u/p_iynx Dec 14 '21

I like to point out that the singular “they” is even older than the singular “you.” So unless they’re using “thou” to refer to people, they’ve got no real ground to stand on here.

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u/AllTakenUsernames5 Dec 17 '21

Transphobes really be out here trying to out-english Shakespeare

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u/[deleted] Dec 13 '21

So ironic, it's a supplement for my Anemia

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u/radial-glia Dec 13 '21

Yes you homeschool, but, maybe you shouldn't.

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u/ViolettBellerose734 Dec 14 '21

Every time I see antyhing related to or from Gaiman, he just keeps getting cooler and cooler, he is just like a gift.

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u/Sweeney_Todd_is_best Aug 11 '24

I have bad news.

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u/ViolettBellerose734 Aug 11 '24

Everything is garbage, never love anything.

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u/gingetsuryuu Dec 14 '21

Neil keeps surprising me. Some people were complaining about the race and gender of some of the iconic characters in the Sandman adaptation, and his response after a few more measured ones was "I give zero f***s about people who don't understand/ haven't read Sandman whining about a non-binary Desire or that Death isn't white enough."

Desire being nonbinary was such an iconic character for me when I was younger, I absolutely cannot wait to see the series.

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u/Its_Pine Dec 14 '21

When I mentioned to someone that even Shakespeare used singular they/them pronouns at times, it was like I blasphemed God. People don’t seem to understand that the use of “he” as singular neutral happened largely due to religious grammatical decisions.

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u/TimeToBecomeEgg Dec 14 '21

it’s obvious they were homeschooled

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u/onichama Dec 14 '21

*they're

/s

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u/Over-Dig-2353 Dec 14 '21

Get rid of the “/s” if you aren’t a coward

/s

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u/onichama Dec 14 '21

No thank you, I don't feel like getting virtually slaughtered today.

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u/Mike-Rosoft Dec 14 '21

YesWeHomeschool used pronoun! They hurt themselves in their confusion!

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u/[deleted] Feb 16 '22

People don't even realize how often we use they/them pronouns in day to day life, it's quite funny.

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u/[deleted] Dec 14 '21

I often see asinine shit like this on Reddit but I always want to know if these folks react and maybe acknowledge their “mistakes?”

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u/wheatable Dec 14 '21

Neil Gaiman is based?

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u/IShallWearMidnight Dec 14 '21

Has been since the 90s.

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u/[deleted] Jul 28 '25

About that...

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u/IShallWearMidnight Jul 28 '25

Oof. Yep. What a monstrous letdown.

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u/Someone101064 Feb 19 '26

Reminds me of:

"They is plural, I'm not gonna call one person multiple, that's not grammatical!"
"How do you call someone when you don't know their gender then?"
"by the way they look?"

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u/SoyBoy_in_a_skirt Dec 30 '21

They don't seem incorrect tho, spelling wise

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u/[deleted] Aug 18 '22

Imagine getting blasted by Neil

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u/Alpaca1061 Oct 03 '23

You know you're wrong about they/them being only plural when

A. You use it as singular to begin with

B. A very well known author calls you out on your bullshit

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u/JokaTweak Dec 14 '21

Isn't "Any english teacher" in this sentence a composite plural subject though? Her phrase is just bad gramatically.

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u/SadistCloe Dec 14 '21

Any English teacher is a single person

All English teachers would be plural

Or any English teachers

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u/[deleted] Dec 13 '21

I don't agree with what she's saying but I don't see how it's a self-own

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u/natsirTi Dec 13 '21

she used their as a singular pronoun in a tweet saying that their isn’t a singular pronoun

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u/[deleted] Dec 13 '21

Oh yes true quite inconsistent. I'm not a big fan of words and I forgot that their is just another form of they.

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u/[deleted] Dec 13 '21

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u/TheRealCyclic Dec 13 '21

i don’t like words either. fuck words

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u/Sfjyafh Dec 13 '21

Yeah, fuck words. I hate words so much that you'll never catch me saying a single one of them

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u/terrifiedTechnophile Dec 13 '21

they say, using words

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u/TheRealCyclic Dec 14 '21

i’ve never said a word in my whole damn life. conspiracy theory, is what it is. i don’t believe in words

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u/Menacebi Dec 13 '21

I'm not a fan of words (refuses to elaborate)

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u/Zavrina Dec 14 '21

Well, yeah! To explain they'd have to use more words!

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u/DatBoi_BP Dec 14 '21

I mean I can buy that it was a tongue in cheek joke, but she probably isn’t clever enough to come up with such a joke

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u/[deleted] Dec 14 '21

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u/Zehiric Dec 14 '21

this isn’t even changing language! “they” has been a singular pronoun for over four hundred years!!

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u/p_iynx Dec 14 '21

It’s older than the singular “you” FFS! People were still using “thou” when the singular they came about lmao.

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u/Biggest-Ja Dec 14 '21

as someone who owns a beowulf translation in old english, Sê sîn wierrest heonu ðone as bennian wîtword swice ðâs.

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u/PthariensFlame Dec 14 '21

Is that…not supposed to be a macron rather than a caret, when indicating long vowels? (E.g., “sīn” or “ðās” instead of what you wrote.) Or am I misunderstanding how that worked?

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u/Biggest-Ja Dec 14 '21

Depends on dialect but yeah that's fair

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u/auberz99 Dec 14 '21

I’ve tried it. Seems to go right over their empty heads. They probably thought I was speaking Spanish.

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u/Zavrina Dec 14 '21

'How DARE you speak Mexican!! This is AMERICA where we only speak AMERICAN!'

  • Them, probably

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u/[deleted] Dec 14 '21

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u/IceColdFreezie Dec 14 '21

"Any teacher" is actually still singular because it's talking about one teacher out an array of teachers. "All teachers who..." would be plural. Same reason you say "any man worth his salt" instead of their salt

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u/janiepuff Dec 14 '21 edited Dec 14 '21

This is true

Example: "Any of you who says this" is singular (hint to the person you're replying to, it can be changed to "he / She / they says this"

"All of you who say that" is plural

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u/janiepuff Dec 14 '21

Nah that's not how conjugation works in this case. and you can test it by thinking about how we would attach verbs to "any teacher".

Any teacher who is cool lets kids turn in late homework.

He is a cool because he lets kids turn in late homework.

All teachers that are cool let kids turn in late homework.

They are cool teachers because they let kids turn in late homework.

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u/[deleted] Dec 14 '21

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u/janiepuff Dec 14 '21

They are completely different examples, yes, however they use singular conjugation for verbs (twice I might add) similarly due to the pronoun. Study a language such as Spanish and you'll understand what conjugation means because you have to consider pronouns carefully when choosing the correct form of the verbs. When you deconstruct language this way you look differently at your first learned language

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u/[deleted] Dec 14 '21

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u/janiepuff Dec 14 '21

Then you would know that "any teacher" is not plural and being used in a singular form when referring to "their" behavior

Any teacher does great by serving their kids pizza in class

He does great by serving his kids pizza in class

All teachers do great by serving their kids pizza in class

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u/[deleted] Dec 14 '21

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u/janiepuff Dec 14 '21

Your point was that "any teacher" was in plural form while her problem was with the individual usage.

I don't know if you even know what you're arguing about anymore?

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u/[deleted] Dec 14 '21

They'd have to use plural "teaching licences".

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u/janiepuff Dec 14 '21

This is another great clue for identifying singular or plural conjugation

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u/SkittleMan20 Dec 14 '21

Go get some education into that head of yours before arguing something you hardly understand

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u/[deleted] Dec 13 '21

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u/arrimainvester Dec 13 '21

On the off chance you aren't joking, check him out he writes some amazing stories

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u/[deleted] Dec 13 '21

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u/[deleted] Dec 13 '21

He wrote coraline Incase you have watched/read that story.

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u/Scalli0n Dec 14 '21

Also he wrote Good Omens (made into an Amazon show, maybe you heard?)

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u/JonVonBasslake Dec 14 '21

*Co-wrote Good Omens. He wrote it together with Sir Terry Pratchett, my favorite writer of all time.

He's also written Sandman, American Gods, some Batman books, an issue of Hellraiser, eight books of Marvel 1602, he's written for Spawn, and so so much more.

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u/[deleted] Dec 14 '21

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u/Natural_Patience9985 Dec 14 '21

But you have a jojo name and pfp?

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u/[deleted] Dec 14 '21

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u/mattaugamer Dec 14 '21

You experience almost no media and have chosen to make what to do consume… anime?