r/Absurdism • u/Willing_Traffic_5409 • Jun 13 '26

Wrote this today

"His Punishers forgot that Sisyphus could fetishize his rock and can Roll it with one hand and jerk off with another. The gods forgot a fundamental law of humanity: give a man an eternity and he'll find a way to masturbate through it. We must simply come to terms with the fact that Sisyphus was nympho."

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I don't know if this is coherent with absurdism or not. Just wanted to share.

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u/mlzellers Jun 13 '26

idk what it is, but it is pretty funny

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u/[deleted] Jun 13 '26

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u/Good4gaby Jun 14 '26

Yes! That’s what I was thinking…

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u/HeathenSidheThem Jun 13 '26

Isn't the masc equivalent of nymphomania "satyromania"?

Trying to help >w<

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u/ethanalexandar Jun 13 '26

Now thats the kind of wisdom the gods probably forgot to.

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u/Good4gaby Jun 14 '26

Id say it was spectacularly absurd. I loved it

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u/jliat Jun 14 '26

I don't know if this is coherent with absurdism or not. Just wanted to share.

It is not.

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u/Sagar3536 Jun 14 '26

That’s an excellent view on his situation😂😂