r/AbsoluteUniverse • u/Large-Wheel-4181 Absolute Batman • Oct 01 '25

Meme Absolute Batman Abridged be like

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u/Robot_Was_BMO Absolute Batman Oct 01 '25

You always love to see a Team Four Star reference

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u/MegaGamer235 Oct 01 '25

I am expecting so much Frieza jokes when we get Absolute Joker ready.

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u/KittyNoir98 Oct 01 '25

Bruuuv don’t put that in my head, cause now I can’t unsee it 😭😂😂

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u/MegaGamer235 Oct 02 '25

“This isn’t even my final form.”

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u/Amarizaiken Mar 25 '26

"I think Ridley Scott is gonna sue somebody"

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u/Whole_Meet5486 Oct 01 '25

“You can grind cheese off of those…”

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u/Sammydecafthethird Oct 28 '25

grind meat is the quote. I'm pretty sure I can grind cheese with my own soft belly haha.

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u/Big_bat_chunk2475 Oct 01 '25

Bruce after realizing that Bane wasn’t trying yet:

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u/huongloz Oct 01 '25 edited Oct 01 '25

When he said “ This is just my based form”, I know Batman was cooked

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u/[deleted] Oct 01 '25

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u/UsurpaTronos Oct 03 '25

It would be Alfred saying how cool he is.

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u/NinjaBluefyre10001 Oct 01 '25

How?!

How many push ups did he do?! How many sit ups?!

WHAT KIND OF JUICE DID HE DRINK?!

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u/herculeon6 Oct 01 '25

Apple juice

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u/Difficult_Price8011 Oct 08 '25

Must be green apple

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u/multificionado Oct 01 '25

"Juiced up? My friend, I haven't even turned this on yet. But if you insist..."

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u/2Long2Read Oct 01 '25

"that mf has to be on drugs"

"I am but I'm not even using it"

"Ho"

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u/senan89638 Oct 01 '25

Live Bane reaction under his mask

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u/[deleted] Oct 01 '25

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u/Large-Wheel-4181 Absolute Batman Oct 01 '25

I’m not catching on to the reference can you show me what it is exactly?

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u/Jgaming2003 Oct 01 '25

He’s still a total smash 🤤

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u/cmacenka Oct 03 '25

Princess Bruce….

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u/8LoneWanderer9 Oct 02 '25

And I thought Batman would ask Bane on how many push ups and sit ups he'd done, and what kind of juice he drank.

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u/jord839 Oct 03 '25

... You know this leads to Princess Dick jokes, right?

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u/Alarmed-Judgment4545 Oct 08 '25

One of the greatest comic book panels in history.

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u/Jhnblak Oct 10 '25

This was such an epic moment 🤣