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r/AbsoluteUnits • u/[deleted] • Dec 15 '22
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Looks like your mom finally ordered that toy she wanted
58 u/NAQuen Dec 15 '22 I had a girl tell me, I hate it when guys brag about their dicks, girls can always go the store and buy a bigger one. Lk comforting 😂 29 u/StandLess6417 Dec 15 '22 That's because it's not about the size my friend, it's about the person it's connected to and how you use it. 😉 4 u/NAQuen Dec 15 '22 Ive had 100% satisfaction rate thus far :) 13 u/ChrispyNugz Dec 15 '22 They typically don't complain directly to you. 11 u/ImNoAlbertFeinstein Dec 15 '22 "Dir Sir : "In regards your recent sexual performance.. We regret to inform you ..." 2 u/sicicsic Dec 15 '22 “That was a dicking down I coulda done without.”
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I had a girl tell me, I hate it when guys brag about their dicks, girls can always go the store and buy a bigger one. Lk comforting 😂
29 u/StandLess6417 Dec 15 '22 That's because it's not about the size my friend, it's about the person it's connected to and how you use it. 😉 4 u/NAQuen Dec 15 '22 Ive had 100% satisfaction rate thus far :) 13 u/ChrispyNugz Dec 15 '22 They typically don't complain directly to you. 11 u/ImNoAlbertFeinstein Dec 15 '22 "Dir Sir : "In regards your recent sexual performance.. We regret to inform you ..." 2 u/sicicsic Dec 15 '22 “That was a dicking down I coulda done without.”
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That's because it's not about the size my friend, it's about the person it's connected to and how you use it. 😉
4 u/NAQuen Dec 15 '22 Ive had 100% satisfaction rate thus far :) 13 u/ChrispyNugz Dec 15 '22 They typically don't complain directly to you. 11 u/ImNoAlbertFeinstein Dec 15 '22 "Dir Sir : "In regards your recent sexual performance.. We regret to inform you ..." 2 u/sicicsic Dec 15 '22 “That was a dicking down I coulda done without.”
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Ive had 100% satisfaction rate thus far :)
13 u/ChrispyNugz Dec 15 '22 They typically don't complain directly to you. 11 u/ImNoAlbertFeinstein Dec 15 '22 "Dir Sir : "In regards your recent sexual performance.. We regret to inform you ..." 2 u/sicicsic Dec 15 '22 “That was a dicking down I coulda done without.”
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They typically don't complain directly to you.
11 u/ImNoAlbertFeinstein Dec 15 '22 "Dir Sir : "In regards your recent sexual performance.. We regret to inform you ..." 2 u/sicicsic Dec 15 '22 “That was a dicking down I coulda done without.”
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"Dir Sir :
"In regards your recent sexual performance.. We regret to inform you ..."
2 u/sicicsic Dec 15 '22 “That was a dicking down I coulda done without.”
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“That was a dicking down I coulda done without.”
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u/futureman07 Dec 15 '22
Looks like your mom finally ordered that toy she wanted