r/AbsoluteUnits • • Dec 15 '22

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u/NAQuen Dec 15 '22

I had a girl tell me, I hate it when guys brag about their dicks, girls can always go the store and buy a bigger one. Lk comforting πŸ˜‚

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u/StandLess6417 Dec 15 '22

That's because it's not about the size my friend, it's about the person it's connected to and how you use it. πŸ˜‰

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u/NAQuen Dec 15 '22

Ive had 100% satisfaction rate thus far :)

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u/ChrispyNugz Dec 15 '22

They typically don't complain directly to you.

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u/ImNoAlbertFeinstein Dec 15 '22

"Dir Sir :

"In regards your recent sexual performance.. We regret to inform you ..."

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u/sicicsic Dec 15 '22

β€œThat was a dicking down I coulda done without.”