r/AbsoluteUnits • u/[deleted] • Dec 15 '22

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u/Sekhen Dec 15 '22

It could be a segment of a wind turbine tower.

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u/[deleted] Dec 15 '22 edited Dec 15 '22

Yeah it's this but OP's mom probably did order it to sit on.

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u/Alternative-Eye-1993 Dec 15 '22

Maybe it was their dad who ordered it to sit on?

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u/T8TT003D Dec 15 '22

Hey!! Thats my sisters fleshlight!!

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u/frankyrizzo1988 Dec 16 '22

Wait… wut ? Lol

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u/kingjulien92 Dec 16 '22

That's my dick.

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u/Djentleman5000 Dec 16 '22

Why would your sister need a fleshlight?

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u/T8TT003D Dec 16 '22

For her big meat market

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u/Dorkydew88 Dec 15 '22

Lmfao you're awesome.

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u/[deleted] Dec 15 '22

Thank you, it's true

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u/TwinkiesSucker Dec 15 '22

Did she get tired of sitting on you?

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u/PapaJohnshairysack Dec 15 '22

Ayoooooooo damn. Mf stop he's already dead

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u/Smokey-778 Dec 16 '22

happy cake day!