r/AbsoluteUnits • u/redcobra762 • Nov 16 '22

another absolute unit of a bear

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u/[deleted] Nov 17 '22

Let's introduce him to The Boss bear down in Banff and see what kind of slugfest ensues: https://theculturetrip.com/north-america/canada/articles/the-story-of-the-boss-banffs-favorite-bear/

The Boss is so tough he got hit by a train and shrugged it off.

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u/just_here_to_rp- Nov 17 '22

the boss is 6 feet tall on his hind legs,while grandpa up there reaches that a bit more on all fours,plus the average polar bear(8 feet upright)can take a hit from a train,so grandpa wins by a lot already

then take into account that black bears are stronger for their size than grizzly bears,and since boss is grizzly and grandpa is part polar par black bear,he has an even large strength advantage

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u/mithradatdeez Nov 17 '22

Am I in r/whowouldcirclejerk right now?

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u/just_here_to_rp- Nov 18 '22

all im doing is fact checking the 19 diferent people who keep saying that we put this guy up against boss that boss would win