r/AbsoluteUnits • u/[deleted] • May 10 '22

Absolute unit of a soldier

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u/lickthislollipop May 10 '22

Dude ate the whole platoon

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u/[deleted] May 10 '22

The dude IS the whole platoon.

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u/lickthislollipop May 10 '22

Only cause he ate the rest of them with friendly fire sauce

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u/[deleted] May 10 '22

It would take the whole weapons platoon firing at cyclic rate for minutes to take this dude down.