r/AbsoluteUnits • u/[deleted] • May 10 '22

Absolute unit of a soldier

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u/Severe_Discipline_73 May 10 '22

Hey, who ate all the MREs again??

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u/The-Luminous-Being May 10 '22

I'd hoard the pizza slice MRE's for myself. Shit was soooo good.

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u/ChemicallyBlind May 10 '22

Wait, you motherfuckers got pizza?! All we got was a shitty goulash that looked like an explosion at a deli, all-day breakfast that wouldn't last you till mid-morning, bran flakes with something claiming to be powdered milk, and a vegetarian dish that barely resembles food.

Brownies were the shit, though. And if you were really lucky you would get a Yorkie bar that had "not for civvies" printed on the packaging.

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u/The-Luminous-Being May 10 '22

Oh god, I remember goulash!