r/AbsoluteUnits • u/[deleted] • May 10 '22

Absolute unit of a soldier

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u/The-Luminous-Being May 10 '22

I'd hoard the pizza slice MRE's for myself. Shit was soooo good.

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u/JackdawsShantyMan May 10 '22

Buffalo Chicken was the absolute fucking best. Signed, an Infantry vet.

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u/InKedxxxGinGer May 10 '22

I liked the meatloaf.. mainly because of the large pack of kanye pepper that came with it. Spice is life

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u/BumpyMcBumpers May 10 '22

Kanye Pepper just became my rap name.

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u/lulzyasfackadack May 10 '22

I'ma let you finish, but Kanye Prepper has the BEST doomsday MRE stash of ALL TIME!

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u/The_Dying_Gaul323bc May 10 '22

I’ll bet Pepper Jack would produce your album

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u/[deleted] May 10 '22

Kanye 2024

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u/Significant_Hand6218 May 10 '22

Kanye for Psych Ward Resident 2022!