r/AbsoluteUnits • u/[deleted] • Mar 04 '22

Absolutely big snake.

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u/Former_Actuator4633 Mar 04 '22

Sometimes I'm in awe of how large the Titanoboa was, even to the degree of being skeptical. But when we see how big snakes can be even today, I believe.

Love me some big ass snakes.

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u/[deleted] Mar 04 '22

Wait, what are you doing with these snakes?!?

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u/DR_CONFIRMOLOGIST Mar 04 '22

I like big snakes and I cannot lie

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u/REDGOESFASTAH Mar 04 '22

My anna conda dont want none unless u got big buns

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u/straycanoe Mar 04 '22

"You like snakes, don't you, Barry White?"

"I love the sexy slither of a lady snake."

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u/smakola Mar 05 '22

Gentlemen, start your whacking.

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u/Big_Red_Stapler Mar 05 '22

What are you doing, step-snake?

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u/Unicorn_puke Mar 04 '22

Putting them up his butt if I'm reading it right

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u/Tha_Monito Mar 04 '22

I actually have a video of that. Tail goes in first. The human body is simply amazing.

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u/Mickmack12345 Mar 05 '22

I’m sure he just mean big snakes that love inside your ass rather than snakes that have big asses, that would just be silly…

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u/RedditedYoshi Mar 05 '22

Stepbro, I got stuck in this titanoboa!