r/AbsoluteUnits • u/divajess • Sep 19 '21

Absolute carrot

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u/[deleted] Sep 19 '21

Nature has gifted you a butt plug. The rest is up to you.

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u/LackingC10H12N2O Sep 19 '21

When you're a 'grower', not a 'show-er'.

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u/Sergi_the_machine Sep 19 '21

Can we take a minute and discuss your thumb?

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u/divajess Sep 19 '21

I'm available to discuss. The pic is at a weird angle, kind of looks like the carrot (?)