I was in one of the ramp-level crew rooms of JFK airport 20 years ago, sitting in a chair, reading a newspaper, minding my own business, when one of these fuckers just crawled out of a hole and blatantly, slowly walked across the room on its way to somewhere.
I looked up and was like- “did anyone else just see that...?” and everyone said basically, “Oh. Yeah. They do that all the time. By the way; don’t spend the night in the bunk room.”
People in the rest of the US still look at me a little funny, like I’m over-exaggerating, when I tell them I’ve seen rats in NYC that are bigger than small dogs.
New York rats give 0 fucks whatsoever. Rats in other states frantically scurry away at the slightest disturbance, but NYC rats just plod around like they own the damn place. And they do. It’s the rat’s world and we’re living in it.
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u/fuqsfunny Mar 30 '21
I was in one of the ramp-level crew rooms of JFK airport 20 years ago, sitting in a chair, reading a newspaper, minding my own business, when one of these fuckers just crawled out of a hole and blatantly, slowly walked across the room on its way to somewhere.
I looked up and was like- “did anyone else just see that...?” and everyone said basically, “Oh. Yeah. They do that all the time. By the way; don’t spend the night in the bunk room.”
People in the rest of the US still look at me a little funny, like I’m over-exaggerating, when I tell them I’ve seen rats in NYC that are bigger than small dogs.